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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also we’re getting a cat on Wednesday so every once in a while my brain takes a break and runs in circles going “Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!”
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unexpectedly found nuns during today’s side quest.
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morganite io 💖 @morganite.io · 23/09/2026
i love pittsburgh graffiti
the side of an electric box with three different graffiti tags:

“don’t you just freakin’ love pasta?!!”

“hell yeah i do!”

“I LIKE BUTTER”
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 02/10/2026
Lawrenceville. 4734 Butler St - Allegheny Cemetery. Caller says that she is locked inside the cemetery. Spooky season has begun.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
It is time. (You can do both, it’s ok.)
A screencap from someone’s phone lockscreen, where the date reads Tuesday, September 30th, 11:59 PM. The wallpaper is a still from Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter, wrapped in a high-collared satin cape and looking aloof against a red velvet curtain.A screencap from someone’s phone lockscreen, where the date reads Wednesday, October 1st, 12:00 AM. The wallpaper is a still from Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter, exuberantly flinging open a high-collared satin cape and revealing a spangled corset and garters with fishnet thigh-highs. His head is tossed back and laughing.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
I just needed a calming thing to do for a bit and so I made a bunch of tone brushes by making pixel quatrefoil patterns. They're all over at Itchio for free/pay what you want. bzedan.itch.io/quatrefoil-tone-pack
A graphic with a pastel gradient background that reads "Quatrefoil Tones." Below this are thirteen black-outlined squares labeled 1a through 5b that each house variants of quatrefoil tone patterns. Below are two arrow bullet points reading "13 Procreate Brushes" and "6x6"/600ppi tone images," Next to this a cartoony quatrefoil guy holds a thumbs up and says "Cool!"
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get in, friend, we’re doing knitting and listening to Agatha Christie audiobooks while a chilly rain descends today. Later, there will be tomato soup and grilled cheese.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thus begins FIG COUNT 2K26: 4!
A pale hand is holding a single ripe fig against a dark wooden background.A small blue ceramic dish holds three ripe figs on a black surface.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, I forgot I'd made these. Relevant, I guess. bzedan.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
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The Bird's Judgement - Cartoon Judgement Tarot Sticker
The judgement card isn't always bad, sometimes it's funny, at least this roadrunner and coyote think so--it could just be because they've been here before.
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Repugnant to the Constitution @letmebefell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
stoningtongallery.com/artwork/rave...
A glass sculpture of Raven stealing the sun.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: art supply store people recognize my voice over the phone (without introduction).
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, no, let her cook.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh shit, mooncake time is upon us. I am NOT prepared.
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Sarah "Neila" Elkins @neilak20.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Blorbos! Get yer Blorbos here! Fresh, hot, sad, mad, sweet, and scrungly. We got 'em all! Soft bois, babygirls, short kings, taters! Blorbos only you could dream about as far as the eye can see! You there! I'm sure you've got your heart set on one of these! Does that there skelly catch your eye?
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Convergent evolution of furries from the Disney clade and the Looney Toons clade: discuss.
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Bugs Bunny Riding Horse in Loony Tunes
Alt: An operatic Bugs Bunny is dressed in drag as a valkyrie, and perched sidesaddle on a pink and white horse of dubious (but lovely) proportions. The landscape is dramatic and spotlit.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Co-signed.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
A digital sketch of a Przewalski’s horse mare and foal trotting on a blank background. The text beneath them reads “restoring the species with mama”
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nekomancer: someone who uses magic to commune with Japanese cats
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Small business supply chain issues (food service).
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am so glad I got to be alive at the same time as Dolly.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Latest random thing I did while I was trying to get something else done: a $0+ asset pack of some tasty VHS glitches, snow, and tracking errors. bzedan.itch.io/analogue-sta...
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Analogue Static & Snow Pack by bzedan
Glitchy asset pack
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026
"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...
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What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 15/08/2026
Little Italy Days getting wild, I see.
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Shop’s open! 🌻 Houndsaint.etsy.com 🌻
a linocut of a rabbit full of stars
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jumpscared by my own possessions, ffs. (Thrifted a new frame and was trying to fit unframed art to it.)
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Real question: what do you do with the artworks amassed from a friend, once that friend has decided to burn all bridges and go no-contact.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Teen girl strategic planning session at the kiddie picnic table in the park.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My borogroves? MIMSIED. All of them.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Big O, apart from the transliteration of the title, asks the important questions like: what if Bruce Wayne had a mecha.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Show in Providence is wrapped up (thank you Providence) and. Tomorrow I go to the beach. (I am gonna poke through so many rocks, I am excite.)
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? • in North America, a minimum of two (2) three-prong-to-two grounding electrical adapters, covered in mild grime, which mysteriously are not in the electronics/dongles drawer
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THE most dirtbag sleaze (affectionate) western PA people out on the road today. Mullet-chinbeard situation with GnR muscle tees and neon bike shorts, etc. Godspeed, my fellow travelers, never assimilate.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Drama in my neighborhood today: the crows have decided that they are fed up with the juvenile hawk’s bullshit and are mobbing it from one end of the valley to the other.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Latest blog post is about how, despite my active lack of musical ability, I harnessed the power of a 1600s song book to make some crispy old video game sounding tunes: bzedan.com/blog/an-ear/
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An ear • B.Zedan
I made some songs, even though I am: not good at music.
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thousands of Helen clones were employed at the Trojan naval base, where they repaired submarines, monitored the coast, and launched ships
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Garum posting hours. www.tastinghistory.com/episodes/pat...
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The History of Fish Sauce - Garum and Beyond! — Tasting History
The history of different types of fermented fish sauce throughout the world and a sweet recipe using my homemade Roman garum
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What if Murderbot, but not ace and not cybernetic.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 29/07/2026
Looney Tunes-ass city.
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Dynamite that failed to detonate on Pittsburgh Bridge goes off 24 hours later, startling workers
YouTube video by CBS Pittsburgh
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Get him, Emily. bsky.app/profile/emil...
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gotta remember to introduce “ad astra” into the email sign off repertoire, gotta give “godspeed” a break.
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Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is just to say I have turned into pigs the men that were on my island and which you were probably saving to row you to Ithaca Forgive me they were disgusting so male and so disrespectful.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Alexis @patterned.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy Leo Season (the best season) 🌞
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Apparently the library is now… basing their acquisitions off of my ILL requests? Because, and I quote, “we trust your judgement.” 😳🥹 I have gotten a good grade in library patron. which is normal to want and possible to have.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hummingbird giving me a fly-by to judge me for not planting more red flowers (there are lots of red flowers, they just aren’t big this year) before zooming off to a house that has a jive-ass sugar water dispenser. Hummingbird sighting CONFIRMED. This is not a drill.
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