hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 13/04/2025i also took a t break and now i’m scared to use my puffco 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 13/04/2025i’m alive failed the bar exam got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿 got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in having existential dread at extreme metal night to cope 130
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025going outside at the bar to cry instead of smoking 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025to compensate i’m going to take 4 hot yoga classes this week 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025of course i fall asleep during my lunch hour and forget i have a therapy appointment and then my therapist isn’t checking her email because she’s taking off this week for mardi gras when i’m at peak seasonal depression 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025how i feel when the finance bro starts rizzing me up at the dive while i’m playing eye tag with the hardcore listener in camo cargo shorts 020
Reposted by hell woods 👹froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 28/02/2025balatro is so much and so addicting 7583
Reposted by hell woods 👹balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 28/02/2025oh fuck im about to party on you 1245
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 15/02/2025is there a surgical transplant procedure for vibes 130
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 14/02/2025if u saw me and i didn’t say go birds back it’s bc i was post puffco and i have social anxiety 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 14/02/2025living in philly during another super bowl win is amazing, but i’m also very afraid of crowds so i left the house at 2:30 to take a walk to callowhill and got overwhelmed and just came back to have food at the bar across from my apartment lmao 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 12/02/2025got ghosted again so understandably i bought a puffco 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 10/02/2025okay apparently parade is on friday so we gucci 000
Reposted by hell woods 👹Pop Base @popbase.tv · 10/02/2025The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs. 312452248
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 10/02/2025i don’t know why i scheduled my fillings for 8:30 on monday that was so dumb 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 10/02/2025i just realized i have to make it through the eagles parade after my dentist appointment tomorrow morning :0 #gobirds 110
Reposted by hell woods 👹Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025"BRAT SUMMER!!!!!" she screams in her sweatpants, crushing Oreo Thins on top of vanilla ice cream 736142
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025my type is male hipsters with no jobs and women in recreational sports leagues i’m so sorry 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025if the birds win tomorrow i’m getting a pack of american spirits 000
Reposted by hell woods 👹Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 08/02/2025imagine how incredible the puns will be at the dad orgy 1911810
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025refreshing my corporations knowledge by reading the teddy fresh lawsuit complaint 000
Reposted by hell woods 👹vee ✿ @veetelier.com · 02/02/2025guys, i'm kinda addicted to balatro... i did not expect this 71425
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 02/02/2025just tried fernet and i love that it tastes like floss (serious) 030
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 28/01/2025i like the cards bc they’re cute and the music is fun 🥳 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 28/01/2025a rare side effect of rexulti is uncontrollable urges to gamble and i just started playing balatro *gulp* 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025another glass of bota breeze pinot grigio and i might hire an etsy witch bc it was that traumatic lol 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025so indecisive and impulsive that i want to text him how evil he was but i can’t because i deleted the number 3 years ago smh 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i used to be terrified of ending up alone but now i’m terrified of sacrificing myself just to say i’m not alone 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025being neurodivergent and pretty is not for the weak because i have only been seen as an object of desire and i’ve always had to compromise my true self in order to be liked. i’ve been on one date since being celibate all of 2024 and i can’t say i miss the charade 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i only want to be around other odd and overbearing people 230
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025the nepo baby conversation is also pointless and tired because there isn’t some requirement for open auditions on every artist’s record and she clearly has an interest in music lol? i also never see anyone do this at this level (or at all tbh) for white nepo babies 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025i am not religious so i think it’s a little surprising but she’s a child who was given pure artistic expression on a song about…childlike things #eusexua 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025say whatever about kim and kanye but i think the way ppl talk about north is concerning imo 220
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025hot take, i think the obsession with criticizing north west (11 years old) for singing about jesus in japanese on childlike things is vaguely anti-black to me 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 25/01/2025also raving is political, i don’t make the rules 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 25/01/2025bass crowds over hardstyle every day don’t fight me bc im right 100
Reposted by hell woods 👹J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/01/2025Something that always cheers me up is saying “hi” to my cat as I walk past as if I were passing a coworker in the hallway 39121154
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025new rule: not going out with anyone who has a raads-r score lower than 100 110
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025why do the most pretentious men keep finding me, i am from NEW JERSEY. dpmo u self-aggrandizing little freak, i went to law school but i like to LAUGH and be SILLY 120
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025neither will the straight girl you’re obsessed with 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025if you spend all your time talking shit about bi women for just literally being bisexual they probably won’t want to date you, i hope this helps! 110
