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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲

@chromeowtic.bsky.social
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DMA Piano Performance, MA Musicology @uoregon | she/dia/doctor | Cat mom/servant

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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1h
today i saw a job posting that fits my skillset and in my head rings really kind words from a senior scholar this summer: "they'd be lucky to have you"
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 3h
Henle came out with an orange cover edition and it’s pretty..???!?!?!?!?!
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 3h
yoooooo last test-out todayyyyy finally an end of this hellish stage, an entire week of random emails of “dr s can I schedule the keyboard skills proficiency exam outside the designated time” 😭😭😭 (i thought i was done yesterday until a random email appeared right before 5 pm 😭😭😭)
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 4h
been hitting biking milestones!!!!!
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 4h
omg my dumbass misread a zoom email invite. thought it’s today at 9 am (was dreading it). turned out it’s 2 weeks from now at 9 am. so now I get to stay in bed eating cheese puffs??????? BLESSED.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 22h
y'all might have heard about the 1 bil uncle phil's monies to uo and also the 65 mil budget deficit and maybe the Big Arts Merge Plan so the 65 mil is a separate thing from the Big Merge and will happen regardless whether BM happens as per now, we dont know if somd will have 5, 10, or 15% cut
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23h
how cooked am i? well, earlier this week, i wrote down "31.9" bc i thought sept has 31 days. it's giving "march 31" energy from parks & rec.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh shit it's october?
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Le wife told me Jack waited by the door for 30’ Optimistic: oh he missed me 😭 Realistic: oh, he wants his soup servant to come home to give him soup 🫠
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yooooo, my psych provider told me that dopamine and estrogen can fight each other in our wee brains during pms and the gasp i exclaimed when she dropped this fax
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ever since i realized some ppl struggle with verbal processing (lol it's me), i been using written/visual to supplement verbal questions/instructions and i guess now it's become a v natural habit
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
respect to my president, 89 backpack
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
azns are not winning the disability-reporting game (crying, screaming, laughing at certain subset of azn who don't believe disabilities are real)
According to the U.S. Census’ American Community Survey (ACS), in 2023 13.6% of the civilian population reported having some form of disability. There are also considerable differences in disability
reporting by race/ethnicity, with American Indian and Alaska Native (15.9%), Black (15.0%), and non-Hispanic White (14.6%) populations the most likely to report having a disability. Asian (8.4%) people
are the least likely to report having one.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i need our budget crisis to end so that we can hire puddles to take pics with other instruments beside fr horn (told our recruitment person that I’d 150% vote of puddles with steinway D stickers)
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you know those moments when the gals and the queers gotta debrief about certain folks behaviors right after work meetings
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
looking fwd to saying “hmm skill issues” in my teaching this term, esp when students did not do the drills for their nemesis clefs pitch reading
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
honestly I am tempted to commit a little microwave arson today, the second day of campus wifi behaving erratically in the entire music building
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was super productive yesterday but today im basically big uwu energy
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's endearing to observe my TAs teach today bc it reminded me of how i was like when i started teaching creating an authentic teaching persona does take a while.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP my strawberry nurri drink that fell off my bike cargo this morning
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the first time in my class piano teaching career, a student had to sit on the floor. a student on a waitlist showed up for the class and there wasn’t enough seats for the ones already registered for the class .___. there are reasons why we cap the class at 16 ;-; (there are only 16 keyboards)
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look, i can reply ur emails or i can log off and grind on civ vii as jose rizal and we all know which one will give me more dopamine boost
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging in to bluesky dot app after a busy first day of classes/campus, only to see the dept of ed rescinding title ix protection for the alphabet gang? *brb finding the right anarcho ideologies to subscribe to*
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im doing gr8* really *super close to crashing out bc wifi keeps giving up in my office
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I survived 8 am teaching and our front desk person offered me a kleenex box
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
eating melona while my spouse is asleep 😈😈😈
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
today i told a widow that I unfortunately can’t play for her recently-departed husband’s memorial service then I realized she’s not very lucid herself; she didn’t know the memorial service’s date…and was confused about today’s date (aaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah i finished one (1) course prep but now im hungry and i still have 2 more course prep to do.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dang my TA is so on top of shit. she published her canvas already, so i had to email her with the email title "sorry, i gotta nuke your Canvas (RIP)."
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my pet project this fall is to turn my spouse into a halloween-loving gal. progress we’ve made: her sending me reels of pusheen halloween merch
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you know one is unredeemable when ur most patient vocalist friend gave up on the person. 🙏🙏🙏
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my gaycat, totoro
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIL the phrase “fork found in kitchen” and damn that’s good
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We did it, team! We finished WoW testing!* *further testing appointments on week 1
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RETVRN!!!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
women supporting other women* *sold my old analog bike to a law student who just got her bike stolen and threw in lights for free + gave tips on how to ulock bikes in eugene
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ohhhhh just heard a juicy, well-timed rubato from a student practicing ravel's la valse--what a treat
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thanking past michelle for keeping "email reply templates" very insightful, past michelle, much efficient.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me after reading univ email about 1 bil donation for a creation of engineering dept: can uncle phil donate money to music & dance? idk, 1% of 1 billion (10 mil) would be so nice.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(lol idk why im posting this) based on the latest CBAs: our GE's min salary floor for 1.0 FTE is 51,627. our adjunct's min salary floor for 1.0 FTE is 46,800. it's cheaper to hire adjuncts, esp. if the adjuncts are hired with <0.5 FTE (no benefits). all our GEs (FTE capped at 0.49) get benefits.
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in prep for MW 8 am, I’ve been trying to be more alert by 9 am and so far I’ve been failing. 💀
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pumpkin flavor everything is white people agenda and we must stop this crime against humanity
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
look I get that bells are cool, they’re metal and all, but imagine: boomwhacker choir
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
looked up habitica's subscription details...accidentally on a competitor's website (mainquest). checked their website and, while they said it's built for adhd folks, the visuals are overstimulating. may be it is appealing to younger gen. (am i getting old)
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michelle sulaiman 🚲🚴‍♀️🚲 @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gotta start with a haram word
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