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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 3h

had kind of a terrible experience with a software vendor yesterday - like yo i'm trying to use your service what's with the disconnect?

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 22h

this that make love to your girl music

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 22h

running through the entire dvsn discography again and i really wish i had another kid now

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026

dude i fucking hate people today was a long ass day

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

OH MY GOD WITH THE LEBOWSKI REFERENCE BUT EVEN MORE WHOLESOME WHOEVER DID THAT IS ONE COOL MF

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

and if you pay me $100 an hour i'll really give a fuck, probably even prioritize it

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

literally if you're not paying me $50 an hour, i could care less about your expectations or how you feel about this or that or the third mfs is out here dying every day and it's a constant race between the clock or ourselves.

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

cant believe karmel still has people willing to work with her after that bullshit from last year lol

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

my four year old just told me to rotate my hand to a 90 degree angle and im like dude where the fuck did you learn geometry you are FOUR

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

peppa was mad! love seeing this on the timeline lol i watch this episiode far too often

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

"we don't do anything simple at salesforce" lol the amount of self awareness here is surprising

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

what the fuck is a genuine member lol a mf that shows up is a mf that shows up

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

yeah ill do uat testing.....if you fucking pay me lmao - no free work

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

the amount of salesforce presentations with typos in them is kind of crazy

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026

god this lady is so annoying i should travel to london to tell her that

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026

there's a reason they've never won a super bowl lmao - but like that's my third rooting interest so smhhhhhh the vikings never do anything good for me idk why my dad subjected himself to this he should have just been one of the saints fans with the paper bags and shit

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026

case keenum is a top 5 cracker all time for saying he was either gonna watch game film with his kids tomorrow or watch bluey....you know, i really understand that and i'm not an nfl quarterback - what a human ass dude

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026

swear to fucking god i love guillermo ten times as much as i love kimmel and kimmel is good at what he does

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026

oh the eagles just did some of the dumbest shit ive ever seen in my life on fourth and one

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026

to quote president barack obama, "i'm aloof with you motherfuckers because i don't like you"

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026

dude i just need to keep networking i'm fucking GREAT at it but my whole issue is that i really dont fuck with people like that, don't trust them, and i'm straight up antisocial and toxic when i feel like it. but like there's no doubt that i have a gift with the gab.

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

forget terrance ferguson is from littleton, co - shout out to that oddly named white boy for being from the old neighborhood i had a handful of church friends that went to heritage hs they're some decent folk, had a decent football field to march on tbh

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

there's a reason the last cornerback was jason sehorn yo - you have to be quite possibly the coldest cracker of all time to succeed as a white cornerback in the modern nfl - but like ceiling is still high for riley moss it's just the awareness that needs to improve the attributes are there otherwise

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

swear to god we need to move that white boy to safety

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

time to extract head from ass, broncos

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

and friend - lastly - idk if ive spammed you with this yet but i don't believe i have! I...KNOW...MUSIC!!!

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

but also i appreciate the clarity big family we need to collaborate on something cool and american footbally in the future because you literally kicked my creativity in my first trailblazer meeting and idk if you understand the impact your fantasy football ambitions have on my interests/life

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

fuck yeah thunder 5 looking as beautiful as thunders 1-4

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

4. calling it the 10.5 incher doesn't sound as marketable, that's not shows up on people's google search histories, need a large thick round number or something⏸️ 5. call it the shoe polish with meat lol or whatever the fuck they used to put in the bread 6. all aside, any location with pretzels fucks

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026

fuck i need to do better at this fucking shit tbh less than half of one per post is nuts let's get our fucking weight up i can't believe i'm out here trying to be professional with motherfuckers when i could just say what the fuck ever i wanted with fucking impunity this is fucking bullshit man

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026