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Brenda Glasser

@brendaglasser.bsky.social
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Weaponizer of Kindness

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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIL that Claudeforce is just the headless MCP server and some pre-written skills. Like… that’s all it is.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So happy not to be at Dreamforce this year.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Slumming it in premium select heading over across the pond for @ldnscall.bsky.social. Can’t complain too much the flight and hotel were all paid with points so it’s basically free.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Look at me I said thank you to a bus driver 🙄🙄🙄🙄 www.linkedin.com/posts/jessih...
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I was waiting forever for the B38 this morning. When it finally came, it was absolutely packed. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. A bus clearly hadn’t come in a while because people were squeezing… ...
I was waiting forever for the B38 this morning. When it finally came, it was absolutely packed. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. A bus clearly hadn’t come in a while because people were squeezing i...
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So we all agree that the “voice” of AI tools is distinctly male, right? Like I read it all in a man’s voice and interacting with it half the time is just as annoying as interacting with a man.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cute to see Benioff on the list
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Exactly why I chose to go “backwards” into an IC role. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk9fDMYy/
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What did I miss?👇 P.S. Does this resonate with you? If yes, Leadership School is for you! DM me or check it out at the link in my bio.
TikTok video by Growth, Inc.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
lol big words to then disable comments 1. I don’t work at Salesforce and have been very public about my feelings about Benioff 2. I’m not British, but thanks! 3. I think it’s good to ask for accountability from our elected officials to do things
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So using AI to build stuff is neat and all but it’s deeply unsatisfying. You don’t get the good feeling when you build something and you have to think about it and problem solve and then it works and you feel proud. That feeling is why I wanted to do this type of job to begin with.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you are generally annoyed by people, I really can’t recommend air travel. Truly you encounter every sort of irritating, rude, and clueless dork possible.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Today I was advised that there’s a Salesforce known issue that was first reported and documented in May 2016 and it’s still a known issue almost 10 years later. Like what are we doing here people.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’ll happily lose an hour of sleep to gain more daylight and feel like I actually have some life left in me after work.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThsAUngq/
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What a strange place
TikTok video by Jordanreviewsittt
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prince Andrew arrested over Epstein ties on the same day South Korea’s ex-president was jailed for life for attempting a coup. Lord, I have seen what you’ve done for others 🙏🙏 www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Yoon Suk Yeol: South Korea's ex-president jailed for life over martial law attempt
Yoon Suk Yeol's December 2024 martial law bid fundamentally damaged South Korea's democracy, a judge told the court.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Rest in peace, Blueberry 🫐💔
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Yessss King 👑
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Not me sledding into a fence. Happy snow day!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Uphold is killing me one notification at a time.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So touched
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Andy Engin Utkan @utkan.com · 21/01/2026
#IBM is hiring entry level #Salesforce consultants www.linkedin.com/posts/kevinm...
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IBM is hiring entry-level Salesforce consultants through April 2026. See below for more details: https://lnkd.in/ghZ9F6U8 https://lnkd.in/g5FDtqa7 | Kevin Martin See | 17 comments
IBM is hiring entry-level Salesforce consultants through April 2026. See below for more details: https://lnkd.in/ghZ9F6U8 https://lnkd.in/g5FDtqa7 | 17 comments on LinkedIn
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Cheeky for Verizon to text me a payment reminder when their service has been unavailable for like 5 hours today
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Dogfood is not and should never ever be used as a verb.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Damn it’s not that serious
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So just starting a war now and kidnapping leaders presumably for oil… 2026 off to a great start 😭😭😭
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kitten at the cat rescue is a baby version of old diabetic Blueberry
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Damnit Bitsy
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I read this as Music! At the center of the earth like Panic! at the disco.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I think I now know more than I ever wanted to know about Salesforce Omni-Channel routing and would love think I ran into every gotcha but that would be optimistic.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I literally cannot believe I have to work tomorrow. Completely unacceptable.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Haven’t made macarons in many years - some of them turned out okay! And some of them did not lol
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Might sell some crypto idk Wouldn’t mind a cool new car
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Me after this week
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Every time I travel to SF for work I end up deciding to take a redeye home instead of wasting a whole day traveling back east. So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒 Happy Friday!
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
New job - got into SF decently early - dinner at hotel - half am ambien and a face mask and I’m ready for an early night. Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The evil mothership
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Flying ATL to SFO today. Security at ATL was easy… so far my flight is only delayed 15 minutes… fingers crossed!
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Welp my burnout break comes to an end next week but I did get to see the kitties today
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A little less evil in the world today.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Me from a couple days ago thought it was a good idea to sign up for a 6:00 am Pilates class.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s not even 6:00 and it’s dark outside and I hate this 😭😭😭😭
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
You ever just read a LinkedIn post that is so LinkedIny it actually makes your stomach hurt?
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Today I had the kitten room - little bugs are so cute and sweet 🥹 and tough to photograph
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Boboloca @boboloca.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It’s cold and rainy and I’m only minimally employed so I am having a nice afternoon
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
“They put aborted fetal tissue in the Covid vaccines” - my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
If you’re a delivery man, maintenance worker, service technician, or have a job where you enter people’s homes don’t ask women if they live there by themselves. It really freaks us out. Probably you mean nothing by it but it’s not necessary to ask at all. Thanks!
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I need to go to the gym but I am trapped
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Brenda Glasser @brendaglasser.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I like to be a little petty at work. Only when it’s justified though. Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.
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