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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network
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the goofiest cracker you’ve ever met

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
commentating the misery (and beauty) of life at coors field to the family on the way home midway through the game because the car reads them aloud - they made it home with one out left lmao
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
homie knows she crushed it too
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
oh lil homie fucking crushed it, she's back left, those nikes are fresh as fuck too my boy
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
my step-daughter is singing the anthem tonight at the rockies game for the third year in the row momentarily but obviously they need to fucking start her in left field
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/09/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/09/2026
ive mainly just been making stonks memes
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/09/2026
oh im fucking hilarious
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 31/08/2026
Salesforce has the audacity to ask me what my plan is I'm gonna keep trappin that data babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/08/2026
Over here promoting that WAP like a pimp
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/08/2026
yeah don't fuck on bot that's how gazorpians are made
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/08/2026
my now-10-year-old did this back when they were 7 smhhhhh i'm like oh yeah stepdad of the year lmao
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/06/2026
i stuck my foot all the way in my mouth to a lifelong new yorker tonight smfh
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/06/2026
mfs out here like
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/04/2026
thought leadership from my first event as a leader - very denver coded
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/04/2026
Just missing rock and roll
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/04/2026
my guy
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/04/2026
This sounds lit as fuck to a very niche audience - somehow I am directly at the intersection of that very niche audience - anyone trying to watch the kids so I can go laugh at catholicism? because it’s a joke?!?! please?!??! but also shout out to my jesuit kin keeping it real as fuck
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/04/2026
looks like cleveland is trying some shit in the middle of the fifth round lol
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/04/2026
or the time he was rapping freaks and geeks on the timeline
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/04/2026
or this one
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/04/2026
or this one
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/04/2026
never forget
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/04/2026
when people talk about sticktoitiveness some people really go above and beyond
fyre fest guy discussing hydration
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/04/2026
big dog sent me video of all american rejects at tdx - really missing out not having the mascots there on some foo fighters shit but dope music at a salesforce conference is never a bad thing you know - way better than flo rida and i put that on both my entire family and the song move along
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/04/2026
the mods are fucking up
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/04/2026
the blacksky trending list never fails to have at least two topics that make me lol and two more that make me think
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/04/2026
im so fucking competitive i remember the last admin group meeting i was a stickler meeseeks about the rules of a game of massive jenga but i WRECKED that fool because you’ll never win against someone who has fought for everything they have ever had.
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/03/2026
Gang gang
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/03/2026
shout out kathy griffin
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/03/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 21/03/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/03/2026
On god I don’t take anything serious but on the upside I am Zeus so idgafb
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/03/2026
to anyone who doubted i virutally created a voodoo doll earlier, i even redacted the subject of said effigy lol - ai could do a better job at redacting but shit it’s better than the epstein file redactions
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/03/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/03/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/03/2026
I call this one “feliz cumpleaňos”
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/03/2026
I call this one “Dick and Balls” featuring Gradey Dick, Lonzo Ball, and LaMelo Ball. I see Dick out there swinging it to the right.
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/03/2026
My mascot dropped a mixtape with the look last year
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/03/2026
gotta say the simpsons predicted it
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/03/2026
this is what they call "gang gang" but also hi Salesforce Sans I love you as a font
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/03/2026
Pimp my penny farthing
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/03/2026
my face when i do shit i'm not trying to do
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/02/2026
Hey look it's me with a can of WD-40 in GTA5
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/02/2026
got me out here google searching like
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/02/2026
*twists mustache*
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/02/2026
oh damn janet is a freak
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/01/2026
Not sure why the wifey still likes me
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/01/2026
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