headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 1hliterally if you're not paying me $50 an hour, i could care less about your expectations or how you feel about this or that or the third mfs is out here dying every day and it's a constant race between the clock or ourselves. 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 1hcant believe karmel still has people willing to work with her after that bullshit from last year lol 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 2hmy four year old just told me to rotate my hand to a 90 degree angle and im like dude where the fuck did you learn geometry you are FOUR 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h"we don't do anything simple at salesforce" lol the amount of self awareness here is surprising 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9hwhat the fuck is a genuine member lol a mf that shows up is a mf that shows up 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9hyeah ill do uat testing.....if you fucking pay me lmao - no free work 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9hthe amount of salesforce presentations with typos in them is kind of crazy 001
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9hgod this lady is so annoying i should travel to london to tell her that 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026case keenum is a top 5 cracker all time for saying he was either gonna watch game film with his kids tomorrow or watch bluey....you know, i really understand that and i'm not an nfl quarterback - what a human ass dude 120
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026swear to fucking god i love guillermo ten times as much as i love kimmel and kimmel is good at what he does 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026oh the eagles just did some of the dumbest shit ive ever seen in my life on fourth and one 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026dude i just need to keep networking i'm fucking GREAT at it but my whole issue is that i really dont fuck with people like that, don't trust them, and i'm straight up antisocial and toxic when i feel like it. but like there's no doubt that i have a gift with the gab. 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026forget terrance ferguson is from littleton, co - shout out to that oddly named white boy for being from the old neighborhood i had a handful of church friends that went to heritage hs they're some decent folk, had a decent football field to march on tbh 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026swear to god we need to move that white boy to safety 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026fuck yeah thunder 5 looking as beautiful as thunders 1-4 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026still waiting on that @brendaglasser.bsky.social announcement 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026fuck i need to do better at this fucking shit tbh less than half of one per post is nuts let's get our fucking weight up i can't believe i'm out here trying to be professional with motherfuckers when i could just say what the fuck ever i wanted with fucking impunity this is fucking bullshit man 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026why THE FUCK have they not put a quidditch match on espn 8 "the ocho" before? 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026"We threw a party We threw a party Bitches came over Yeah we threw a party" - Drake lol 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026i wonder what the fuck they used to call the five dollar footlong deal at Subway in the UK - the 4 quid 50 30cm meal deal doesn't sound quite right 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026cool cool secured another bag through the big dog 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026trying to go fuck with a soundsystem at some point 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026the fact that i gave a professional presentation and the slide about WAP is what far and away resonated the most - lmfao - make sure to watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tomW...youtube.comChristopher Sauer: You Don't Need A Million Fans, A Lean Salesforce Architecture for ArtistsYouTube video by Mile High Dreamin' 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/09/2026kids are out here doing their little tik toks and shit 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/09/2026I'm nice like that www.youtube.com/watch?v=tomW...youtube.comChris Sauer: You Don't Need A Million Fans, A Lean Salesforce Architecture for ArtistsYouTube video by Mile High Dreamin' 010
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw6C...youtube.comayo Terry, fuck goin onYouTube video by Big Twizzy 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026oh hell yeah a pyramid scheme/straight up scam 020
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026@crmtom92.com dropping the deepest of dreamforce questions on an annual basis - really bringing salesforce to task 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026my step-daughter is singing the anthem tonight at the rockies game for the third year in the row momentarily but obviously they need to fucking start her in left field 110
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026salesforce mods fucked up for the second year in a row - they deleted a direct quote from will.i.am 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026shout out to the black eyed peas man fuck yeah will.i.am, taboo, and apl.de.ap 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026did i miss the announcement this year about @brendaglasser.bsky.social NOT being a salesforce mvp??? that's usually my favorite post each year. 110
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026kinda wonder why martin luther stopped his theses at 95, he should have gone for the round number 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026deliberately nuked the chat today and i feel fantastic about it 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026someone please come join me to talk shit in the chat 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026me and the salesforce+ chat are going to team up to get @stevemoforce.bsky.social a keg because we all owe him beers and that's the far more economical solution - and our dashboards and reporting will show that - but seriously congratulations!!!! 020
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026new display name in reverence of salesforce 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026i saw @chicagosfdcrob.bsky.social on the salesforce+ stream today 010
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026really not trying to die laughing at having siemens and huang back to back 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026wait so why are more of yall not out here trolling the dreamforce chat with me 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026it sucks that the good lord didn't take bitch mcconnell while he had the chance 000
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026@profanity.accountant run me my numbers please 100
headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026bout to drop my new mixtape blue dream, beers, and broncos 000