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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network
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the goofiest cracker you’ve ever met

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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 1h
literally if you're not paying me $50 an hour, i could care less about your expectations or how you feel about this or that or the third mfs is out here dying every day and it's a constant race between the clock or ourselves.
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 1h
cant believe karmel still has people willing to work with her after that bullshit from last year lol
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 2h
my four year old just told me to rotate my hand to a 90 degree angle and im like dude where the fuck did you learn geometry you are FOUR
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
"we don't do anything simple at salesforce" lol the amount of self awareness here is surprising
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
mfs be like "its gon break"
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
what the fuck is a genuine member lol a mf that shows up is a mf that shows up
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
yeah ill do uat testing.....if you fucking pay me lmao - no free work
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
the amount of salesforce presentations with typos in them is kind of crazy
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 9h
god this lady is so annoying i should travel to london to tell her that
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
case keenum is a top 5 cracker all time for saying he was either gonna watch game film with his kids tomorrow or watch bluey....you know, i really understand that and i'm not an nfl quarterback - what a human ass dude
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
swear to fucking god i love guillermo ten times as much as i love kimmel and kimmel is good at what he does
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
say what
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
all day
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
oh the eagles just did some of the dumbest shit ive ever seen in my life on fourth and one
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
dude i just need to keep networking i'm fucking GREAT at it but my whole issue is that i really dont fuck with people like that, don't trust them, and i'm straight up antisocial and toxic when i feel like it. but like there's no doubt that i have a gift with the gab.
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
forget terrance ferguson is from littleton, co - shout out to that oddly named white boy for being from the old neighborhood i had a handful of church friends that went to heritage hs they're some decent folk, had a decent football field to march on tbh
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
swear to god we need to move that white boy to safety
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
time to extract head from ass, broncos
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
fuck yeah thunder 5 looking as beautiful as thunders 1-4
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
still waiting on that @brendaglasser.bsky.social announcement
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
fuck i need to do better at this fucking shit tbh less than half of one per post is nuts let's get our fucking weight up i can't believe i'm out here trying to be professional with motherfuckers when i could just say what the fuck ever i wanted with fucking impunity this is fucking bullshit man
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
why THE FUCK have they not put a quidditch match on espn 8 "the ocho" before?
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
"We threw a party We threw a party Bitches came over Yeah we threw a party" - Drake lol
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
i wonder what the fuck they used to call the five dollar footlong deal at Subway in the UK - the 4 quid 50 30cm meal deal doesn't sound quite right
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
cool cool secured another bag through the big dog
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
mfs out here named peven
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
trying to go fuck with a soundsystem at some point
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
the fact that i gave a professional presentation and the slide about WAP is what far and away resonated the most - lmfao - make sure to watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tomW...
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Christopher Sauer: You Don't Need A Million Fans, A Lean Salesforce Architecture for Artists
YouTube video by Mile High Dreamin'
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/09/2026
kids are out here doing their little tik toks and shit
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/09/2026
I'm nice like that www.youtube.com/watch?v=tomW...
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Chris Sauer: You Don't Need A Million Fans, A Lean Salesforce Architecture for Artists
YouTube video by Mile High Dreamin'
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw6C...
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ayo Terry, fuck goin on
YouTube video by Big Twizzy
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
oh hell yeah a pyramid scheme/straight up scam
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
@crmtom92.com dropping the deepest of dreamforce questions on an annual basis - really bringing salesforce to task
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
my step-daughter is singing the anthem tonight at the rockies game for the third year in the row momentarily but obviously they need to fucking start her in left field
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
salesforce mods fucked up for the second year in a row - they deleted a direct quote from will.i.am
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
shout out to the black eyed peas man fuck yeah will.i.am, taboo, and apl.de.ap
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
did i miss the announcement this year about @brendaglasser.bsky.social NOT being a salesforce mvp??? that's usually my favorite post each year.
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
kinda wonder why martin luther stopped his theses at 95, he should have gone for the round number
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
deliberately nuked the chat today and i feel fantastic about it
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
someone please come join me to talk shit in the chat
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
me and the salesforce+ chat are going to team up to get @stevemoforce.bsky.social a keg because we all owe him beers and that's the far more economical solution - and our dashboards and reporting will show that - but seriously congratulations!!!!
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
new display name in reverence of salesforce
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
i saw @chicagosfdcrob.bsky.social on the salesforce+ stream today
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
really not trying to die laughing at having siemens and huang back to back
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
wait so why are more of yall not out here trolling the dreamforce chat with me
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
it sucks that the good lord didn't take bitch mcconnell while he had the chance
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
@profanity.accountant run me my numbers please
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
does this shit work yet
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headassforce @hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
bout to drop my new mixtape blue dream, beers, and broncos
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