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Christopher Drum

@christopherdrum.bsky.social
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A nerd doing nerdy things which delight nerds. My blog about retro productivity software: stonetools.ghost.io Pico-8 projects: christopherdrum.itch.io Open source stuff: christopherdrum.github.io Fediverse (Mastodon, et al): @christopherdrum@hachyderm.io

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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 14h
Imagine if Steve Jobs had introduced the iPhone with similar caveats.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 15h
I'm not entirely clear what order I saw things in, but *probably* the first that truly frightened me was Trilogy of Terror and that horrible little doll. youtu.be/5A6HFcV3AFM
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Trilogy of Terror (1975) | Full Movie | Karen Black | Classic Horror Anthology
YouTube video by The Video Villagers
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 17h
He kind of does a Trump thing where he revises his description, in real time, to amplify some trait. "He was five eleven... six feet... eternity!" and the other Trump thing of openly drooling over big, strong men.
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This guy can help. futurism.com/future-socie...
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The word "dire" jumped to mind.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The word "dire" jumped to mind.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"No weirdos," said Pete Hegseth.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talking. . . CARS?! Wooo! Whatever Gail's smoking, give ME some of THAT!! A car that talks. My goodness, what a thought.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me guess, "Some call it United, some call it Unites, because the states unite. The states unites. The unites states. I don't call it that, but some people do. Some people. MANY people, actually, if you want to know the truth. Maybe I'll start calling it that now. The UNITES... States..."
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, the correct incantation was : Pixies, Max Headroom (TV series), MST3K
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please, Lord, I never ask nothin' from You but please if you could just get that man to shut up for 10 minutes, it sure would be swell.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could riff all day long on, "How Trump would explain historical documents to Heads of State."
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/09/2026
These 7 men at Cornell drugged & raped a woman for hours, then called their friends to come rape her. 2 men got expelled. 5 had to write letter of apology. 0 faced any consequences. Men throughout the societal ladder are complicit. Women are not safe around men.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every script reads: Written by William Fuckin' Shakespeare
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nominating you for a Mark Twain Prize.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the untapped vein of gold to invigorate smartphone sales. Start adding on Swiss Army Knife junk like a lighter, multi-tool, scissors, and a toothpick. You should be able to survive three nights in the woods armed with nothing but an iPhone.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been busting open Flock cameras all day and have yet to find a Wonka bar. Ah well, 89th time's the charm!
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Oh, OH, I see. So I commit some war crimes and work for a crime boss and now suddenly I'm being investigated? How **typical** of the Democrats."
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Therano$AI (squeeze as many scams into one as possible)
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome” cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip! ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
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A Brief History of Sam Alito’s Delusional Obsession With Voter Fraud
His conduct in several recent cases suggests that Alito is deep in the right-wing conspiracy theory weeds.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking at the "Latest" headlines. Ya'll are overusing the word "official"
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Nothing looms larger than AI, and this week it did some crazy shit, I heard, but neither researched nor questioned. I took the news at face value. Now, I'm regurgitating it back uncritically, with no additional context or insight. I'll be back next week to read more press release headlines to you."
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm shocked, shocked I say, that Trump doesn't have a giant data center installed on the Mar-a-Lago grounds. He says its a golden goose. He loves gold and being rich, so he should take the fabulous fortunes to be had for himself. I don't like him stealing from us, but this one I'll let him have.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clock My whole life I've experienced immediate, repeated "semantic satiation" over this word, so I'd call an end to it. Clock should be "glorb"
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Screencapture of Apple II AppleWorks running in Deja][ emulator inside Basilisk II running System 7.5.5 on Windows 11. The AppleWorks word processor window reads, "I would never shitpost from something so modern!"
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I do the pouty lips, horizontal finger, up-and-down oscillation, "beeduhduh beeduhduh beeduhduh"
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't worry, there's still two whole oceans he can rename after himself.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trying to figure out the exact right angle to shoot out my eyes, but miss my brain.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"OK, OK, this is longer than I thought. Sit by me, Natalie, and summarize your latest letter. Just get to the point already, Natalie."
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who is tasked with summarizing those for him? Because there's no way in hell he's reading all of that.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is a nice two-fer for them. They get to kick down service members *and* children in one shot. I bet they spent at least a few minutes trying to work some explicit misogyny into it.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Maybe you'll also be excited to learn that "MAGAZINE" means Monthly Archive Gathering All Zeitgeist, Information, News, Events #BookSky #Fiction
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes there is a piece of software that kind of shakes me out of my stupor. It is so easy to forget how much can be done with so little, especially in these days of "ray tracing" this and "LLMs" that, more more more. What surprised me most was how uncompromising and robust this tiny program is.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Speaking for myself, I'd take a Schindler's List set over this.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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Christopher Drum @christopherdrum.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I still think about the TV adaptation of The Stand, when they play Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper" over a long, extended fly-through of the first people killed by the virus. youtu.be/F7QRsx9lbBU
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The Stand (opening scene)
YouTube video by DrPanzram
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