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Spooky Scaryshire

@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social
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Probably the only comedian to be compared to Sarah Millican, Alan Bennett and David Lynch. Pumpkin spiced, pumpkin shaped, and full of skellingtons. ko-fi.com/chrissyderbyshirecomedy

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anwen is having her hair dyed and she and the young hairdresser are discussing philosophy, ethics, biochemistry and psychoanalysis. Gen Z are okay.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
New type of family just dropped (at speed, horizontally, out of a cannon)
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gonna tote around my tiny Mark Watson while I do my chores.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Looking through old notes for potential material. Thanks, past me, this is very useful.

James Cake-aster
Pastel de Knappett
Doc Brownie
Nish Kumarzipan
Choux Perkins
Romesh Meringuenathan
Dara O’Chocolat
JENNY ECLAIR!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's short for Tiramisusan.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All Quiet on Every Front
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Best line in the whole of Game of Thrones: "If any more words come pouring out of your c**t mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every f***ing chicken in this room"
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Having one of those “oh yeah, I suffer from depression and it is a real and horrible thing” epiphanies 👍
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How and why did you discover this?
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh love, that’s horrible. Look after yourself xxx
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sending gentle hugs xxx
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great news for those of us who see problems as opportunities! My freezer is broken!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's very kind of you, thank you. I've worked out how to screen record now and it's long-winded but sort of working?
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Exactly, yes. And when I try to update my OS it says I'm already up to date.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CapCut
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That was what I was trying to do. None of them were downloadable on my operating system.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've finally worked out how to screen record. It's very long winded, but it's (clunkily) working, I think.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are we the cool kids now? Are we jocks?
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going on BlueSky solely to not be the nerdiest person in the room.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once again trying to get my head around clipping other people's YouTube videos for TikTok (because my dad uploads most of my comedy videos). I hate this. It's so hard. None of the programs seem to work on my laptop (mac os 11). If anyone can help, let me know!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
big if
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fpecfaverf, pleafe.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Glee is my daughter's special interest. I know so much about Glee by osmosis I could probably go on Mastermind.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bring me some beans They feel so pleasant Engulfing my peen
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know, I can't keep track of all the eyes I collect
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why did you make me see this with my own two good Christian eyes
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fought through executive dysfunction to get stuff done, researched comedy festivals and competitions, none of them are open for applications or give a date when they will be. So today I've done that long, pointless task and also applied for some gigs (hopefully not pointless).
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Booked a first preview for my soon-to-be WIP to make sure I actually write the thing.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wonderful news! 🤩
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking at on-this-day on Facebook and I briefly thought, “The hell did my cat have to worry about?”, forgetting that for many years I was in an actual relationship with a human man.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Several worries either way"
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: Not okay but, boobs.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve just flown back from the National Coastguard and Welsh Cookery Awards and boy are my buoy bwyd boys buoyed.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not the library ghost?!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mine was: What's green and doesn't have a restaurant? Kermit, without a restaurant.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is deeply adorable and funny.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Wonkavision room from Willy Wonka. Something about the stark whiteness of it terrified me.
The Wonkavision room from Willy Wonka. A stark white room containing a giant white camera. Everyone in it is wearing a white all-in-one suit and goggles.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a feral opossum, I support this.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just don’t know if I can trust a gang that isn’t alliterative.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penzance Comedy Festival: Nice enough, but not worth the money and stress to get there.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All is well! I’m at the venue and they say they do all the publicity and they’ve had good audiences so far.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You need to watch it first 😛
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mildly validating
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going home from Penzance.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@harelockwood.com, obviously. And @frizfrizzle.bsky.social. Also, not a comedian, but I can’t leave out @itsmattrose.bsky.social.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s anonymous question time, folks. ngl.link/screenselkie
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not *much* better, no!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have reached the “shit, what if I go all the way to Cornwall and have no audience” stage of proceedings, so that’s nice 😅🙃
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lovely gig, small audience but very receptive. Loads of big laughs, nice loose atmosphere 🥰
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I went to school with [two words that sound a bit like a name]" It started when I passed a sign that said "Charity Teagarden", and I haven't been able to stop since.
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