Sign in

ChrissehCat (and Noodle)

@chrissehcat.bsky.social
1.6K followers 141 following 1.1K posts

Chaotic Bisexual. Elder 40+ Millennial. Professional magical girl. 💖 Proud cat mom!

PostsRepliesMedia
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't believe 9/11 happened 25 years ago... there is an entire generation of adults who weren't even born when it happened (or too young to remember.) I was 15, watching it unfold on TV with my mom. We cried, we hugged each other. It was surreal. Now it's a chapter in history books.
000
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
25167182142
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Entire team will somehow be in financial ruin and file for bankruptcy by the end of the season. That normally would be a nonsensical statement to say about a sports team but Trump's magic/cursed touch will somehow make it happen. Everything he touches turns to shit.
001
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
564248516977
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
289216953497
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A return to anime has done well for me the past few years. I was a fan since around 98/99, when it was all on VHS tapes with 3 or 4 episodes that cost $30. Never could complete a series on a babysitter's budget. Same first episodes of MKR over and over again 😂
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know I've read up to this point in the manga, but man, episode 8 of "I want to love you till your dying day" still hits hard. 😭
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously. Especially when the ideal candidate is... -gestures vaguely- RIGHT THERE
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously, take the Grim reaper's scythe away. First we lose Dolly Parton AND NOW TIM CURRY? 😭 this week sucks so much ass already and it's only Wednesday.
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DJT is RIGHT THERE, Grim Reaper! Why the fuck do you keep missing and taking away people who make the world a better place!?! You have terrible aim, just fucking retire and get someone who can swing a fucking scythe.
020
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He's fine, see? Never been better!
080
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I hate that he shares a name with one of my favorite YouTubers. Catches me off-guard every time I see the name pop up.
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
How old are eldest zoomers now? They're pushing 30 themselves.
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Millennials were pushing for it years ago when we were considered "young" (FFS I was 30 in 2016!!! Been voting in every major election since 2004!) and it was the same thing. I take it at 40, I am still considered a "youth" to them 🥴
130
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally got Noodle to sleep in her Cup O Noodle bed. How? Brown packing paper. She has an old box full of it she loves in the kitchen. Took some excess out and threw it in there. Little while later, she jumped right in and took a nap. 😂
011
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Response from Mitch:
static.klipy.com
Bernie's Poolside Chill
ALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill
131
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Thank you for saving me the time looking for this GIF 😂
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Pause the doomscrolling, take a deep breath and stretch with Noodle. Inhale.... and exhale with a meow.
032
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
1236
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
She loves her tunnels 😅
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We're getting an "Adolescence of Utena" game!? 😂 (iykyk)
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Well, a very happy un-birthday to him and I hope he has a great day just the same.
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My coworker disagrees with me when I say I don't care if a portion of our tax dollars go towards paying for other people's healthcare, even if they don't work. (Which is a pittance compared to wasteful military spending) Suppose he's OK with people like Musk paying less taxes than we do though.
020
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oops, late on the cat tax. This is Noodle mid-meow. She was dozing off and woke up when I tried to snap a picture 😂
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This chipmunk was trolling Noodle. Just sat there for 20 minutes chilling while she impatiently tried to phase through the glass. She is a hunter, I have never had a mouse in this house but god help them if one does come in. 😂
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Man, I remember being in my early 20s, asking my mom to sign up for Netflix just so I could say I was renting the Matrix and Kill Bill, but in reality it was "Big butt slutz 12" and "Thick chicks with dicks 4"
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
RFK probably suggested flushing earwax with semen or something.
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
That pose makes him look like he's jacking someone off into his ear.
100
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The first picture is her right now, she fell asleep like that and I am still stroking her chest 😂
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's #caturday!
140
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/05/2026
Every so often I just like to remember this tweet exists.
572679736
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cup O' Noodle
130
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I am a bit hormonal atm, but yesterday I finally let myself ugly cry over Buddy. It wasn't for very long and the only one around was my cat Noodle, who sat nearby looking very concerned. She gave a little "Meow?" when I noticed her, and when I finished sobbing, she cuddled with me ❤️
000
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🎯
297242015426
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Nicholas Meletio @nicholasmeletio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#books #read #write #authorlife #blueskywriters #booksky
895001907
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wonderful
2618
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
To be fair, they've been dead since they got rid of the "Jeeves" part. I remember occasionally using or hearing about Ask Jeeves, but I remember nothing about "Ask" except when they dropped Jeeves I was like "Oh, that's lame".
050
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think that might be Uncle Ruckus
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My sweet Buddy, the family dog who's been a part of my life for 18 years (I am 40 fyi) has crossed the rainbow bridge. I am so grateful to have gotten to know, love, and been shown love by him for so many years. I wish I could rub your silky ears and kiss your nose one last time.
130
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
She's my pretty little lady ❤️
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That beautiful, striped tail.
110
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I wish I could be this zen 😂
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Enough news. Ready to go home to my cat.
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Have a feeling this is going to turn into a first time cat mom account... 😂
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Relatable
000
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ours just went up to 4.09 from 3.89 last week 😬 are we great again? We were below $3 a gallon for a while here until the "President of peace" started a war.
010
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cats are a liquid?! (She legit plopped down and attempted to take her post zoomies nap here.)
030
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
14406130
ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My wake-up POV ❤️
Sweet tabby cat with a fluffy white belly on her back, snuggled up against my side in bed, eyes partially closed and purring contently.
020
Reposted by ChrissehCat (and Noodle)
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Denials that aren't worth the paper they aren't written on.
48922209