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ChrissehCat (and Noodle)

@chrissehcat.bsky.social
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Chaotic Bisexual. Elder 40+ Millennial. Professional magical girl. 💖 Proud cat mom!

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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't believe 9/11 happened 25 years ago... there is an entire generation of adults who weren't even born when it happened (or too young to remember.) I was 15, watching it unfold on TV with my mom. We cried, we hugged each other. It was surreal. Now it's a chapter in history books.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know I've read up to this point in the manga, but man, episode 8 of "I want to love you till your dying day" still hits hard. 😭
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously, take the Grim reaper's scythe away. First we lose Dolly Parton AND NOW TIM CURRY? 😭 this week sucks so much ass already and it's only Wednesday.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DJT is RIGHT THERE, Grim Reaper! Why the fuck do you keep missing and taking away people who make the world a better place!?! You have terrible aim, just fucking retire and get someone who can swing a fucking scythe.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally got Noodle to sleep in her Cup O Noodle bed. How? Brown packing paper. She has an old box full of it she loves in the kitchen. Took some excess out and threw it in there. Little while later, she jumped right in and took a nap. 😂
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CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Response from Mitch:
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Bernie's Poolside Chill
ALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Pause the doomscrolling, take a deep breath and stretch with Noodle. Inhale.... and exhale with a meow.
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
She loves her tunnels 😅
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We're getting an "Adolescence of Utena" game!? 😂 (iykyk)
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My coworker disagrees with me when I say I don't care if a portion of our tax dollars go towards paying for other people's healthcare, even if they don't work. (Which is a pittance compared to wasteful military spending) Suppose he's OK with people like Musk paying less taxes than we do though.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oops, late on the cat tax. This is Noodle mid-meow. She was dozing off and woke up when I tried to snap a picture 😂
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This chipmunk was trolling Noodle. Just sat there for 20 minutes chilling while she impatiently tried to phase through the glass. She is a hunter, I have never had a mouse in this house but god help them if one does come in. 😂
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's #caturday!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/05/2026
Every so often I just like to remember this tweet exists.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cup O' Noodle
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I am a bit hormonal atm, but yesterday I finally let myself ugly cry over Buddy. It wasn't for very long and the only one around was my cat Noodle, who sat nearby looking very concerned. She gave a little "Meow?" when I noticed her, and when I finished sobbing, she cuddled with me ❤️
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🎯
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Nicholas Meletio @nicholasmeletio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#books #read #write #authorlife #blueskywriters #booksky
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wonderful
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My sweet Buddy, the family dog who's been a part of my life for 18 years (I am 40 fyi) has crossed the rainbow bridge. I am so grateful to have gotten to know, love, and been shown love by him for so many years. I wish I could rub your silky ears and kiss your nose one last time.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That beautiful, striped tail.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I wish I could be this zen 😂
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Enough news. Ready to go home to my cat.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Have a feeling this is going to turn into a first time cat mom account... 😂
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cats are a liquid?! (She legit plopped down and attempted to take her post zoomies nap here.)
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My wake-up POV ❤️
Sweet tabby cat with a fluffy white belly on her back, snuggled up against my side in bed, eyes partially closed and purring contently.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Denials that aren't worth the paper they aren't written on.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have adopted a velcro kitty 😂🥹 I love her so much. The shaved area was a booboo that was treated by a vet before I adopted her. I am going to have it checked out soon to make sure it's healing properly, though it seems to be. She doesn't lick or scratch at it, and it isn't weeping at all.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I finally get to celebrate #caturday 🥹 Meet Noodles, just adopted her yesterday and she's already my little snuggle baby. She has impressive biscuit making skills.
Beautiful cat with a brown stripe markings on head and back and white belly, feet and mouth, looking up with dazzling green eyes. She is curled up in her carrier, ready to go to her new home. She has an adorable little dark pink heart shaped nose.Pretty cat on my lap, eyes closed, white belly exposed.Pretty cat sleeping on her back in my lap.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Today, I am officially a cat mom :D
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think we’re at this point.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Local restaurant has been advertising their new soft-serve margaritas. Had to try one! Decided to go with strawberry. Yes, it was very boozy 😂 what an amazing presentation, plus I got a new duck!
Soft serve strawberry margarita in glass rimmed with nerds candy, garnished with a little yellow duck wearing a sombrero an a skewered sour strip candy.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A Complete List of the President's Positive Qualities:
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
comic book panel showing Captain America punching the Marvel villain Red Skull. Red Skull is wearing a black uniform with a swastika on the chest and is being knocked backward by the force of the punch. A speech bubble coming from Red Skull reads, "SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT."
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CharlieD @charliedjr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social FYI
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Maybe the stupid asshole should get a real job... like TSA. Though the way these "tough guys" tend to be chomos (they support one, after all) they'd take every opportunity to be patting down every kid 14 & under.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/03/2026
h/t to @adammockler.com for pointing out this gem from 2016.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I am gonna be singing this all day
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/02/2026
What she said…
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I changed my text tone from the old MSN Messenger alert (I've used it for years) to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers communicator sound 😂 beep beep be be beep beep! (Power Rangers Theme)
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You thehardtimes.net/culture/stud...
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Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
A groundbreaking study released just in time for Valentine’s Day showed that shooting people with arrows does not make them fall in love.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Bluesky, I love ya but I REALLY don't want to share my SSN or ID to prove my fucking age. This is ridiculous.
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My parents decorated my kitchen table yesterday before I got home from work. ❤️ (I haven't opened the presents yet, since yesterday wasn't my birthday. They dropped off cupcakes at my work for my coworkers as a surprise, since I took today off.)
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ChrissehCat (and Noodle) @chrissehcat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Not normally a fan of AI, but this is fucking hilarious 😂
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