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Chris or Mikey

@chrisormikey.bsky.social
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Father|Husband|Homie|Panadero|Taquero|Writer We have a taco truck and a panaderia in Ireland. Published a few times Hater of imperialism and colonialism. I curse like a fucking sailor. 🇲🇽 🇮🇪

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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ed Baldwin’s grow house is my dream operation.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worked in restaurants for over 25 years. Opened up over the same amount of restaurants. I learned recently that if you leave a colander to dry right side up, the functionality remains the same. Follow me for more pro tips.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Croissants were absolutely delicious this morning. Lil scramble and a spoonful of strawberry jam to dip these in with a cafecito. Some days are bad. Some days are good. Some are just days. Do what you can do when you can do it. Feel how you feel when you feel what you’re feeling.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
r/redneckengineering • 2 yr. ago
French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite time of year
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
STG not us living through three unprecedented global recessions but three pandemics too?
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We did it. Only a couple moments of anguish that were followed by some real confidence building. Shout out to the lil Brazilian girls who been taking my girl under their wings. Going back again Wednesday
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Round two of jiu jitsu with this child. Here’s to hoping less than 90% time of crying. We are definitely not hangry this time though so we’ll see.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Banging 2000s RnB, dancing with our daughter and wishing my wife the best as she enters a new decade. We don’t buy each other gifts, we just make the food we miss and love for each other. Her sushi is obviously better than mine.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the only suitable recovery method.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chill @specsaversie.bsky.social, no me andas gritando.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The mornings I finish my bake early or don’t have a bake I try my best to let my wife sleep in and do the school routine with our kid. Biggest hidden gem here is the album education I can do every morning. 90s r&b, 00’s hip hop, 70’s soul, Juan Gabriel, Vicente, BB, man. It’s fun to hear her sing
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/Tsr1JT4kCtI?... I’ve never cried so hard watching a news story. This is absolutely devastating. This might be the most important story of the year. Thank you @dropsitenews.com and @jeremyscahill.com for doing the excruciating work of putting this together. Damn.
youtu.be
Jeremy Scahill EXPOSES SHOCKING Depravity In U.S. Iran School Bombing
YouTube video by Breaking Points
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t take a hangry kid to their first jiu jitsu class.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
with added caveat that I’ve spent a month hospitalized this year. All of this has been catch up and I couldn’t imagine having to go to an office or the like and still try to get this done. All I know is that if this was America, I would’ve been broken already.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s either spend the majority of your money paying people to maintain your property or taking the time to do it yourself plus buying the equipment to do it effectively. I’m not complaining, rather, lamenting the reality that this would be impossible if I had a 40+hr job away from home.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fully consuming and a full time job. I do most of the cleaning because I have an unreasonable standard of clean that I try not to impress upon my wife. I do all the home maintenance too, gutters, yard, mold cleaning, etc. It’s a full time job. Idk how people with real jobs actually do this daily.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Figuratively, I’ve won the lottery in life for many reasons, financially and personally. I get to choose what to do daily, making cute lil pastries or delicious tacos for the people of Ireland in a beautiful kitchen at the end of a cul-de-sac in a tiny town in Clare. That said: house maintenance is
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every night after we finish working and I finish cleaning up the kitchen I join my wife and daughter in the tv room and start doing my stretches and foam rolling. Our kid has been joining me the last week, mirroring all my movements. This feels like healthy parenting.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re going to roast these people on a spit
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Incremental change is better than ambitious failure” is a fucking bar.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
focaccia finna fuck.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One from the archives In 1984 Dunnes shop worker Mary Manning refused to handle South African goods & was backed by her shop steward, Karen Gearon. Both were suspended. 9 colleagues came out in support. The strike lasted 3yrs & forced the Irish govt to ban the import of all SA goods. All heroes
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there is anyone in here under 35, I’m telling you right now, the naps are coming. -someone in their forties.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you! It’s fun to know YOU wrote it.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. Idk the economics behind publishing rights but any cents is better than no cents.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Support the authors that you follow. Not just with likes but with your money. Buy their books. @monicabyrne13.bsky.social looking forward to finally sitting down and reading this after buying it from @kennysbookshop.bsky.social
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife and I have agreed for the last few years to keep our bdays mellow and truly not purchase any gifts or make reservations. Gladly glazed over my 40th but hers is coming up soon and I hate capitalism for making me feel like I gotta do some shit against our plans of keeping it as a normal night
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026
I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The podcast I just listened to about fixing my mental health said I read too many of your posts. Can you post less often please?
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is such a sentiment I share. I’m cool with depths and movement of the pacific but catch me in a slimy, dark lake and I am very much so not chill.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really wanna work out, go for a run or do some training but it’s really only been 5 weeks since I been outta care. I gotta chilllllllllllllle.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The pleat is for the heat.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bring back the Zoot suit. It just seemed so much more comfortable. As a paisa, I will lend this back to society so we move away from all this skin tight nonsense. Only if we all adopt and commit to the long key chain. That’s my only rule. Also, the suspenders. They’re a must.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I been baking for lil cafes for a year now. One of the best parts is the continual testing and making minor/major changes in techniques. Sometimes, you nail it and the thing you make is fucking delicious. This Pain Suisse I made today after weeks of testing is the best thing I’ve ever baked.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At the point in life where getting into bed on a Friday night at 8:34pm evokes a hearty chuckle of joy and excitement
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Aim for cyclists, not us”
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m constantly telling people Trump isn’t the worst, most racist, sexist, and fascist president America has elected. Slave owning, genocidal, white supremacist men and their descendants have been at the driver’s seat for over 200 years. None of this is controversial. Just facts.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck it imma listen to Cente and Juanga all morning
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Moved to tears this morning introducing my daughter to Juan Gabriel. Didn’t expect that reaction but boy am I here for it.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch forgot about the edible
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same massage parlor Robert Kraft, Robert Kraft?
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SPF50 at night.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards. The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Staff also reported that time spent in the small metal enclosures is closely monitored, and
detainees are not locked in, even though we observed locking mechanisms on the enclosures.
Figures 11 and 12. Small Metal Enclosures; Observed January 21, 2026

Underneath is a picture of a metal cage that is 4 feet 3 inches wide by 4 feet 3 inches long, and 7 feet 9 inches high. The cage itself is placed on a tiny spot of fake turf, and then surrounded by another chainlink fence with razor wire on top. The cage is covered by a roof, but it's entirely exposed to the outside otherwise, meaning mosquitos and no air conditioning.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Either way it’s better than people who Stan singularly about a celebrity or musician
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When shit got tight a couple months back I told my partner that we were just seeing the beginnings. None of the petrol stations nearby had fuel of any kind. Guys, we’re about to see some shit way worse and much longer. Combine that shit with El Niño and volcanic activity in the South Pacific and 😬
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*me eating a homemade barbacoa super burrito at the dinner table with no shame* Wife: bet the boys loved you Me, mouth full: oh they did Wife: they lost a good one
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me as he lands here in Ireland.
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Chris or Mikey @chrisormikey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
5th year visa approved. LFG.
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