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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m currently filled with so many farts I’m starting to suspect a witch’s curse. Like oh my god get OUT of me

Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Me after a weekend of multiple nine hour shifts as a 45-year-old barback: it remains a mystery why I’m so stiff and sore

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

On Friday I left an annoying chore for “Future Christopher” to deal with, and he just found it. Future Christopher is pissed

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Me, bravest man in the world: “Return to Silent Hill is better than The Brutalist” (I have never seen The Brutalist but I loved R2SH in spite of literally everything about it)

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Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Name another show that talks about the Epstein files AND The Moment. We’ll wait. Honestly, there are probably others, but listen to this one too! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l... @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social @chrisopotamia.bsky.social

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Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Not to freak you out or anything, but on today’s ep @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social and @chrisopotamia.bsky.social are…optimistic? Cheney died! ✨ Zohran won! ✨ Also, we chat about Frankenstein, Regretting You, Blue Moon, and The Mastermind Listen 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

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Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Get ready to drink up some pop culture and name your panic attack… ✨ Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning ✨ Final Destination Bloodlines ✨ Clown in a Cornfield 🤡 With @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social and @chrisopotamia.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

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(5/25/25): Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, Final Destination Bloodlines, Clown in a Cornfield

Podcast Episode · Light Treason News · 05/25/2025 · 1h 7m

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I need characters in tv shows to stop popping champagne that spills everywhere because you’re pouring and dancing and wooing but last episode you specifically said people should always take their shoes off at the door so now all I can think about is your Veuve-soaked socks

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

It’s that time of year, a newish tradition when my sister and I troll each other by sending the most unctuous, sappy Mother’s Day gift ads with captions like “omg should we?” “one each?” “she deserves it and more” and we both hurt each other’s feelings AND heal a bit It’s like emotional backburning

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Dirty Little Horror @dirtyhorrorpod.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

FUUUUCKK

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Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Today! Allison and Christopher discuss nightmares, Olly Alexander, and rec Mickey 17 (especially compared to the Russo Bros,) sort of Paddington in Peru (only because most kids' films suck,) The Parenting and Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social @chrisopotamia.bsky.social

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Oh to be needed by a man as much as CVS needs me to tell them how they did

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

And once again you come through with a solution

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I’m keeping a tally of how many times I reflexively open TikTok and then go “…oh, right” Eleven and counting

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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

[guy who spent his entire life calling his friends "gay" for having a feeling that wasn't anger] its an epidemic of male loneliness

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Can TVs shut the fuck up? The second you stop pressing buttons on the remote some bullshit starts autoplaying. I’ve already got friends with PTSD who fill every moment of quiet with chatter, I don’t need an appliance to do it

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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I’m going to start saying YUCK YUCK loudly and backing away if anyone tries to show me something they’ve done with ChatGPT or AI

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

When you have the kind of ADHD that makes you bump into shit a lot, there is nothing more satisfying than learning the source of a mystery scratch or bruise by hitting it again the same way and going “OHHHH THAT’S HOW I DID THAT”

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It’s not impossible to be a barback at 44, but I do tend to wake up the next morning with ankles that are strictly ornamental and not to be used

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Me too! I used to live by slipper flip flops; they were fuzzy but airy

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Whenever I put my oodie on, it is at maximum 45 minutes until I have to rip it off again, gasping and sweating, but for about seven minutes of those 45 I am comfy as fuck

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Anything less than full bogan, it’s a Furphy. Full bogan? XXXX Gold or Tooheys Extra Dry. And if it’s ever MORE than full bogan, like Bogan+, there’s a good chance a tallie of VB will appear And worse than Gold Coast: ROCKHAMPTON pops out

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

If you’re gonna talk shit about my accent or voice, do it directly to my face so I can double down and go full bogan, or wait until you’re out of earshot? Hot tip: one third of the way down a flight of stairs is still within earshot

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

It’s all I ever want to be, in any given situation

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

She’s right, said one third of the podcast “Dirty Little Horror” 😇

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

REBECCA the entire pun of my podcast title “Dirty Little Horror” hinges on how funny it is my American cohosts say it weird @dirtyhorrorpod.bsky.social

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

The first two seasons of Murder Most Horrid are on Amazon, and seeing the quality of Dawn French’s wigs on a BBC show in 1991 puts nearly every modern TV wig department to shame Someone make Kidman watch a couple of episodes

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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I guess decades of kids getting their heads bl*wn off in schools all over the country left it open to some ambiguity

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Well exactly! (I do not recommend these clowns for children’s parties)

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Speaking of "for science": Gonna repeat a joke I tried on Threads to absolutely zero response, to figure out if it was too dark for that audience or if it's just a bad joke: Thank fuck I have depression AND adhd because sometimes the only thing that keeps me alive is my inability to complete a task

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

For the last two days I've started my day with a sun lamp and Adderall and I've felt...well not exactly productive, and not even necessarily focused, but certainly not so depressed and numb that even crying feels out of reach? Today, for science, I'm trying just the sun lamp, so fingers crossed

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If the movie is boring you guys can have a quick game of Tunnel Ball

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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I don’t think I’ve ever taken a midnight shower without also using it to cry. Midnight showers don’t happen because things are going well.

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

No but I am spoiled ROTTEN by Tracey making it from scratch, I’m a stuffing princess now

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Sean Doherty @seandoherty.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

lets have a conclaveeeee I wanna have a conclave. lock the doorssss tight 😤 let’s have a conclave 👀 Cardinal Lawrence! 🙏🏻 I’m gonna vote for Bellini

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

If turkey stuffing can be made independent of the turkey then why the fuck aren’t we eating it four times a week

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Do I have finch and am I using finch are two different questions

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Obviously Thanksgiving is not baked into my constitution, and honestly I [fart noise] a parade, but you bet your ass I watched the gay trifecta of Death Becomes Her, Ariana Madix and KYLIE

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Had a therapy session so good last night my entire psyche unclenched and I was overcome with a peaceful sleepiness. So I went to bed at 10:30pm; four hours earlier than normal. Then I woke up at 1:30am and have been up ever since so IT'S OKAY I'M RECLENCHED AGAIN

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I want this so bad, and also all of the pickle things

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Christopher Surname-Pending @chrisopotamia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

✋ I have also described myself as a slut hobbyist, slut (contractor), or "in beween sluts right now"

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