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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Damn everyone out here working more than one job 😔

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today I shout my feelings on Digger at @meredithlclark.bsky.social (I have a lot of them)

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a train conductor, it must feel sooo good to violently crush a slow passenger with the doors

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ah, yes. Welcome to our train car. Would you like to cough absolutely everywhere?

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Today I age myself 1,000 years by recapping what it was like to see Too Many Cooks live on adult swim

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Called my mom and we talked about dolly, meaning we just kept repeating “she was the best” for conservatively 15 minutes

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Not to brag but Kathy hochul will literally not stop emailing me

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s so humiliating when you make your preference for a specific color known by accidentally wearing everything at once, like here I am in all my mint green shit

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ok only bad people dying from now on pls 🙏🏻

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Ruffalo getting cast as Hulk is the single funniest thing that’s ever happened because he’s an absolute nightmare for Disney (compliment)

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My mom doesn’t understand that I pay for Hulu and Netflix subscriptions so when she wants to watch films from there she calls them “the free movies”

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

this is the first thing I saw when I awoke this morning. Wanted to make sure everyone heard the news

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I know Netflix would never release the viewership data on these filmed podcasts in one million years but I’m SO curious

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This chart, but it’s whatever foods I can currently eat that are not contaminated with salmonella

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

And when I send out this image, and only this image, as my résumé what then

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Apple TV will be like you know this show you’ve never heard of in your entire life? Well here’s season 3.

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My favorite competitive sport is securing Dune 3 tickets at the AMC Lincoln Sq kiosks

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Beached so hard I bought a $15 margarita from a guy named Daniel he’s been keeping in his bag all day

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I think about Jiminy Glick every day

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It’s probably fine if Letterboxd being down ruins my entire day right

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Kids on the train in absolute disbelief their mom doesn’t have any snacks for them. “NONE?!??” “Let me check your purse.”

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Zohran, I know you can see this: you must tell every single tourist not to stand directly in front of the subway doors

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I’m at an outdoor screening of Jurassic Park and they paraded out a paleontologist as a “pre-show” to basically debunk the entire movie and this crowd is ready to murder this woman

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Wishing a speedy hangover recovery to whoever sent this DoorDasher to CVS to pick up 8 bottles of water and an enormous bag of Doritos

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Nolan is great at shooting a scene with a giant wooden horse and terrible at depicting all women

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Jon Bernthal is constantly doing straight drag

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Top 3 scariest texts to receive from a friend at 8AM on a Friday: 1. Hey where r u 2. Where u at 3. U almost here?

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I think he’s old enough now to be left at home alone

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

[Chili’s, Secaucus, July 26] My mom: *wearing sunglasses; steadily drinking white wine* Me: *loudly explaining how Argentina and Spain are both racist in their unique ways*

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Someone brought their infant (inside a stroller) to the odyssey

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Love when the conductor has beef with a specific passenger and dedicates the next several announcements directly to them

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Guy blasting his Spotify on the subway but he has the tier with ads so now we’re sitting here listening to how AI can improve our business

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Apparently the only time gay shit makes it into a Christopher Nolan movie is when he lets Tom Hardy improvise

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Fireworks on July 4: boring, predictable Fireworks on July 15: spicy, intriguing, mysterious

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Falling out of my time machine and only having enough time to yell DIARRHEA TRUMP before I’m torn apart by cavemen

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Now more than ever it is critical that we do not allow this remake of Possession

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Dying before my friend does simply to be a messy bitch 💅

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

If I send you this it means ima drop off the radar for weeks

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Really rec shouting DIVA DOWN anytime a player flops in the world cup

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

To give you an idea of how amazing the vibes in NYC are right now, I have hugged multiple strangers

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Napping during a sports game is so elite. Dads have been right this whole time

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

So offended by all of these TikToks mocking pigeons’ nest-making abilities. They are literally trying their best

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This morning I saw a man carrying around a basketball and I know he wasn’t going to play. That’s his emotional support ball

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Hugged so many strangers tonight. NYC is the only city.

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Dude in my disclosure day screening yelled “GO KNICKS” after the dune trailer and everyone clapped

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Thoughts and prayers to Josh O’Connor who sadly passed away after his valiant struggle with that American accent in Disclosure Day

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ordered a high noon at a bar and the bartender confidently handed me a white claw like he was reading my true aura

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It’s drinking smoothies too fast and getting tummy aches weather boooyyyy

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