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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 4m

I would just like it to be known that my kid like my prom dress choice the best. 😎 She looks like a little fairy in it and I want to get her a crown and some wings.

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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 2h

American elections: bajillions of years taken just to select candidates my god when will it ever end My provincial election: okay, three weeks until you gotta vote for…we don’t who the candidates are yet, but probs there will be some! 👍

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 2h

Some chud on the internet tried to insult me (?) by saying “hope you don’t kill your kids” and I don’t even know what that means. Like on purpose? Accidentally? Anyways, the joke falls especially flat given that I’m basically an unpaid professional at keeping my kids alive. Proven track record.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 4h

8yo: Hey, mom! You know mongooses? Like…kind of, I guess? I know they exist.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 5h

Saturday is my take out night this week. I’m gonna call my fave Vietnamese place and order all the tasty things that I love and then go run some errands and pick up my perfect dinner, including things I know for sure my youngest will eat. And I won’t have to pay any extra fees.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 6h

This is scientific proof that souls exist and some people are born without one.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Have I read this rubbish? No. I’m sorry, but the excerpt is not compelling. Marc - call me. Let me explain some things.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Generational murder.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thought I was hearing a really horny moose outside, but it’s just my kid playing her trombone in the basement. A tale of two boners.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No, this is too good.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cybertruck! At The Library

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

😎

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

NDP gains? Oooo.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dropping my husband off at his first aid course and telling him to “go save some lives”.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, Janice, thank you for asking. Yes. Truly life-changing shit. I am going to have a career now, Janice. I don’t feel like a failure, Janice. I look back on my former self and I’m proud of her for doing what she could without a diagnosis. I used to wonder wtf was wrong with her, Janice.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We went on a big long walk to a pet store and he picked a toy and then carried it back to the van all pleased with himself.

A shepherd-y type puppy on a leash, carrying a ridiculous spotted skinny blue elephant toy thing.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just got some new shoes for the gym and discovered that damn, my old pair are incredibly worn out. The new ones are positively springy. It was like getting new glasses, but for my feets. You probably need new shoes for the gym, is what I’m saying.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some of you know that my family has been dealing with some uhhh…added challenges lately and I gotta say, I’m pretty proud with how I’m handling things. Like maybe my brand is actually Capable Human now. Am I that proverbial stronger person who wasn’t killed? Lol.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sorry I was late. I was plotting the murder of the Meta Muse.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s been a while for me, so what if I bring homemade baked treats to the job interview? I feel like I need a bribe at this point.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I ALWAYS KNEW THE RAT-FREE THING WAS A LIE

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s soup season, nerds.

A bowl of roasted tomato basil soup with cream drizzle and basil chiffonade.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Freedom convoy-type losers are inherently violent. I assume there will be many such opinion pieces written.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good news, Pierre. I already saw the AI-love-songs-in-the-murder-court video, so this is only the second cringiest thing I’ve seen today. Barely.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wanna put a little bouncing ball on the lyrics like my old Disney singalong VHS tapes had.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys you guys this mom and baby are going prom dress shopping next week. How did this happen? What a wild ride. She’s such a cool person.

A very young version of my white blonde lady self doing a selfie with a curious round faced 4 month old baby in a white shirt with cherries on it I think?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I simply cannot.

A “voter research services” poll asking me who I plan to vote for in the provincial election and my typed hahahahahaha response that should be interpreted as maniacal laughter.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The thing about Richard is that he is a man magnet. All men feel compelled to stop and admire him and remark upon his handsomeness. I think when men picture a manly dog to do man things with, they see Richard.

My handsome brown and white shepherd-y pup in the trees and leaves. Both ears are up because he is paying attention to mother. Mother has treats.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me: I’m gonna distribute my old Onions at the university. Leif: That’s…weird… Me: … Leif: the newspapers… Me: uh huh. Free Onions at UNBC. Next to the baby moose.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I got paw on me.

A brown and white puppy paw rests on my cozy fleece wearable blanket thing. He loves me so much.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Now look what you’ve done, Vancouver. You’ve made Ken Sim sad and reflective.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gonna go tell the grocery store that I can get food for a better price at a place that doesn’t actually have food so they will be persuaded to sell me my food at a lower price. I am a genius. Vote for me.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You guys, it’s crazy up here. Cannot emphasize enough how zany things have become.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is so embarrassing.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Came home tonight and there were a bunch of these guys on the driveway.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Feeling sorry for anybody that didn’t spend this morning hiking in the trees with a handsome fella.

A brown shepherd-y puppy looks back from his place a bit further up the trail in a pine forest.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lmao

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

lol what

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

44 years old and still too immature to find boner lube lying around the house.

A purple tube of Yamaha trombone slide lubricant

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got gas for 12 cents less a litre than the Costco price and I am cackling. Delighted to have paid $1.77.8 a litre for gas. One time in high school I filled up for 29.9 cents a litre. That happened.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Parents love having to take their kids to get vaccinations more frequently because it’s really fun.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m all out of popcorn because I’ve been watching too much BC politics. Fucking Rustad is out of the party he created. Lol. Incredible stuff.

British Columbia • Breaking
3 more MLAs 'no longer affiliated' with B.C.
Conservative Party: clerk's office
B.C. Legislative Assembly website says B.C.
Conservatives have 25 MLAs
Katie DeRosa • CBC News •
Posted: Sep 18, 2026 12:02 PM PDT | Last
Updated: 18 minutes ago

MLAs Trevor Halford, left, Claire Rattée, center, and John Rustad, right, are no longer affiliated with the B.C. Conservative Party, according to the Office of the Clerk. (B.C. Legislature)
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Surprised by certain things, but also proud of those same things. 🙂

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Little B is gonna lose it when I tell her about this.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Accepting thoughts and prayers. My kid and her friend decided the school band needed more trombones so they have acquired trombones and now Saturdays at our house are tromboner days.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Going back to bed because this broke my brain.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What the fuuuuuuuck. Someone put this man to bed.

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey @emilymandel.bsky.social look what was waiting for me at the bookstore today! 😍 Now I just have to fight the kid off because she’s gonna try and take it.

A beautiful new copy of Exit Party, a novel by Emily St. John Mandel

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look at these two besties. At least Richard is pretty sure they are besties.

A shepherd-y dog and tricolour kitty on a couch next to each other, viewed from the top.