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Robby Hoffman show was as good as I'd hoped. Totally was not expecting Carmen Christopher as the opener, so that was a pleasant surprise. The woman who stopped the show with her interjections was two seats away from me so that was awkward.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 7h

Warby Barker would be a good name for a dog.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 7h

THE PIERRE STRONG JR. ERA BEGINS

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 12h

Hey, whaddya know? On this date in 2018, Brewers fans were also celebrating their trip to the NLCS. I sure hope Dan is having a great day today.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 13h

Replacing it with a Hacker-Pschorr-branded coaster from The Page. I have no intention of using this one for three years.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 13h

I am retiring the Hoegaarden beer coaster that has been at my desk for about three years. I'm sure I nabbed this from a bar in the late '00s. Remember when Hoegaarden seemed to be everywhere?

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 14h

*points out two squirrels humping on a park picnic table to wife* "Kinda makes you think, huh?"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 15h

I shant search for this but I'm actually a bit surprised by the NSFW posts that show up in search results and how it's ALWAYS something like guys masturbating diapers or sticking gummy bears up their asses.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 15h

Footville would be nice, too.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 15h

Can I get a bottle of Spread Eagle?

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Cooper Pratt drinking Sunkist in the locker room celebration. Feels religious-coded.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The "Letter from Ueck" thing seems like a distant cousin to when Larry McCarren would recite odes on "Packers Live."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Even a passive fan is going to eat four brats on Sunday.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's almost impressive how bland it is!

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They're probably upstairs fuggin'

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'd say that it's about once a week, after I've done something completely mundane, that my inner monologue sings out "Now you're messin' with... A SON OF A BITCH!"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The things some people will post in the neighborhood Facebook group.... Might as well make an announcement that you saw the mailman.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whenever I see a free aquarium sitting on the sidewalk in front of a house I think about how when someone got that aquarium they probably were like "And so begins my great animal care adventure!"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Isn't it fun how every conversation about housing policies always includes contenders for the stupidest comments you've ever read?

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Horse and Eel is surely the name of a British pub.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My mom brings up John McGivern's TV show a disproportionate amount.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dermatologists should set up "flash" events like tattoo artists do. "$50 for 10 minutes of removing anything from your skin!"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jackson Chourio is getting to bat back-to-back, when you think about it.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This often even happens in her own house. I'm like "Don't you know the sound of your own doorbell?"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No shit? I only heard the rumors through the grapevine.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My mom's reached the age where any doorbell chime or cellphone ringing -on TV- will make her sit up, look around, and ask "Is that here?"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Only now realizing that I saw a news crew setting up when I picked up my kid there yesterday.

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Guttmacher @guttmacher.org · 06/10/2026

Everyone deserves accurate information to make decisions that are right for them. Get the facts: guttmacher.org #AbortionIsHealthCare

Two individuals are standing close together against a purple background. The text reads, "Abortion is a decision, not a debate." A yellow box at the bottom right contains the words "Get the facts." Underneath is a URL: Guttmacher.org.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Hon, Woody Harrelson’s 4-Ingredient Potato Soup Is the Dinner Shortcut We Need This Fall" -Woody Harrelson

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*watches two campaign TV ads in a row* Right-wingers are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Here's 20% for bringing me my order and for dealing with that person the next table over who is being a total asshole."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm not a griper about tipping but I do assert that I'm a pretty easy customer to deal with, which means I'm subsidizing some under-tipping pain-in-the-ass customer.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Weak-ass entry for Mile-High Club.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Skill issue to get caught, lady.

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 06/10/2026

I’m so glad we have Prop 13 to protect people in situations like this, it truly tugs at the heartstrings

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

MARJOE is fascinating. Recommended!

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think I don't look like myself here but maybe it's the new me??

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Opening Day 2018: I told two ladies I was hanging out with "Y'know... I think Milwaukee people have gotten more fashionable than they used to be." They both laughed and said "There's a woman over there wearing a jean jacket that has Calvin pissing on the word 'Cancer.'"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hate the shoes that the woman in front of me in the Brewers bar shuttle line is wearing. Let's go, Brewers!

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Matthew J. Prigge @mjpmke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wanna see Marlin man get heatstroke and an emt has to use a medical scissors to cut that stupid visor off his head.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I saw this image on Facebook and thought "Hmm, what ARE the benefits of IVing piss back into your body?"

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