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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 02/10/2026

Hey, so it turns out I can't watch dramatic television re-enactments of smart ass white guys having a myocardial infarction and interacting with hospital staff. Who knew!?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 02/10/2026

Which one is Magnum PI and which one is Simon and Simon?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 01/10/2026

Candy corn in disgusting. I said what I said

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 01/10/2026

The only problem with this is that vagina dentata is less spooky than the utter horror of eating candy corn

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 29/09/2026

I gave a talk last week about tech billionaires (we really don't like them) and how to fight them (labour organizing, it's always labour organizing). Come take a 9-minute break from producing shareholder value and watch! Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁

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Jenny Zhang: Workers Can Take Back Tech

YouTube video by The Walrus

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

What comes with this is that dudes have to also not respond to this behaviour with "you're just white-knighting" or "stop being performative to score points." Fuck those guys. Call out bigotry where you see it, even if you're going to get push-back from peers who benefit from the status quo

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

What's still wild to me is that Toronto bike lanes kinda suck, are not sufficiently safe enough, and could/should be so much better, but they're being torn out not to improve them but because an egotistical baby doesn't want cyclists to have lanes at all

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

The best deus ex machina in the history of fiction is Life of Brian when the aliens save the messiah (he's not the Messiah! He's a naughty boy!) from falling to his death

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

Their pitchforks and torches are for moving all the hay you'll surely be ordering with your new riches and fires they will set as a pagan ritual to celebrate aforementioned riches

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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying.

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

If that's not ok, I can do (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding or Lovely Day by Bill Withers or the entirety of Dirty Computer by Janelle Monáe a few thousand more times. I'm probably going to do it anyway, but this could be an excuse

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 28/09/2026

Apparently there's a song I'm meant to have heard? Does anyone mind if instead of that I just listen to Warm Sound by Zero 7 and Mozez another few hundred times?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 27/09/2026

This is a fourteenth thing that is stupid and I love it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/09/2026

You gotta give it to Porsche for the 911. It's always a great car. Every one. Are some better than others? Of course! I'd rather have a RUF CTR Yellowbird than a 996, but it's not like I'd be crying if I had a 996. Good job, you German bastards

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 25/09/2026

Just as "the war on Christmas" was actually Christian supremacists making war on anyone who didn't want to celebrate Christmas, "the war on cars," is actually a bunch of bougie fascists making war on anyone who just doesn't want to use cars

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 24/09/2026

I always forget Joey Pants is in Goonies

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 23/09/2026

He’s just so stupid. He is so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I’m talking about. Yes, folks, it's Peregrin Took

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 18/09/2026

My band @survivalclubtheband.com is hitting the road next week for 6 shows in Ontario and Québec, supporting the Honest Heart Collective. Here's where and when you can see us! 09/24 Sudbury 09/25 Ottawa 09/26 Kingston 09/27 Montréal 10/01 London 10/02 Toronto It would be awesome to see you there!

Honest Heart Collective tour dates (the important ones are in the post text)

Five-piece band Survival Club in fall clothing sitting on a concrete skate jump thing (don't @ me I don't know)

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

There are no activists calling for recognition of OJ. That's not activist behavior. Activists don't honour people who murder their wife and another dude

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

Just saw the North American premiere of @manmademoon.bsky.social's Rogue Trooper at TIFF Midnight Madness. Tremendously fun and had me sitting on the edge of my seat to see what was coming next. Fabulous!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

Apparently it's Batman Day? So I'll leave you with this absolute banger of Bob Kane's epitaph. Full text in the image alt text. Clue: it's worth the read 😁

GOD bestowed a dream upon Bob Kane. Blessed with divine inspiration and a rich imagination, Bob created a legacy known as BATMAN. Introduced in a May 1939 comic book, Batman grew from a tiny acorn into an American Icon. A 'HAND OF GOD creation, Batman and his world personality the eternal struggle of good versus evil, with GOD's laws prevailing in the end. Bob Kane, Bruce Wayne, Batman-- they are one and the same. Bob infused his dual identity character with his own attributes: goodness, kindness, compassion, sensitivity, generosity, intelligence, integrity, courage, purity of spirit, and a love of all mankind. Batman is known as the "Dark Knight", but through his deeds he walks in the Light of a Higher Power, as did his creator-- Bob Kane! Beloved Husband, Father, Grandfather in Loving Memory.

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 20/09/2026

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A good trend for Brendan to model would be to stop shilling for Hasbro’s mediocre neofeudal power fantasy and instead to promote one (or several) of the dozens of indie TTRPGs specifically designed to critique the power dynamics he claims to be worries about

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 18/09/2026

Given the number of countries where Taskmaster has been spun out to, and the cultural and economic benefits to the UK and colonies, it's not unreasonable to assume that we might be uttering the phrase Sir Little Alex Horne one day soon @alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 17/09/2026

There's nothing like the ridiculousness of d20 and the sheer pointlessness of d4 to make you want to travel back in time to strangle Gary Gygax

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 17/09/2026

Woah, you mean to tell me GURPS stops me from getting to roll nineteen different types of dice and it's only six-siders. How dare you, sir!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 17/09/2026

There's a lot of noise around my hatred for Waluigi. People are saying things like "unhinged," "obsessive," and "what is wrong with you?" But none of those people know this: the creator Waluigi, one Fumihide Aoki, doesn't even have his own Wikipedia page. Take that!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 17/09/2026

I think we should get everyone in the world to run in the opposite direction of the earth's spin at the same time. Something cool might happen

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 16/09/2026

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard is not the correct music to listen to while cutting down a tree

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 16/09/2026

There is no relationship between carbohydrate consumption and availability of public transit. The former is immensely more important than the later. This is the way

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 16/09/2026

Million $ idea. Every time I consume a LOTR meme dump on imgur it always makes me want to watch the movies again. It even kinda makes me want to watch the Hobbit movies or maybe that television show? So I guess what I'm saying is, the LOTR people should provide multimedia materials for memers to use

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 15/09/2026

Hmmm...then how come your advice on begonias was so good last weekend? Checkmate, atheists!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 15/09/2026

I must seriously ask this question. Are you stupid? Like, have you been officially adjudicated or diagnosed with a condition that limits your intelligence? Normally, it would be inappropriate to ask this question, perhaps even abuse. But this article is so stupid, I genuinely have to ask as I did.

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 15/09/2026

One thing you can say about Mitch McConnell is that he is alive. That is a thing you sure can say. It has way less meaning than it does for anyone else, but you sure can say it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 15/09/2026

Between Homestar Runner and South Park, I don't think I've pronounced the word "job" correctly in more than 25 years

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

If you're trying to convince other people to have children, consider how fucking creepy that is. If you are doing it for "the birthrate is falling" reasons, please consider how systemically creepy that is

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

What I find most galling about this is that the stadium owners believe their political leanings are more important than the artists who perform and fans (presumably who generally share the beliefs of the artists) who visit their properties. The self-centered arrogance is astounding

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

Frankly, a lot of news reports don't qualify. If SCOTUS does something everyone knew they were going to do, that's not breaking news. If Trump says another criminally unhinged thing that will not actually change the political landscape, that's not breaking news. Please do not sensationalize!

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 14/09/2026

I cannot stress this enough. "Breaking News" is not just something that is happening now. It is something that is happening now, that is of immediate importance to a significant portion of the population, and will have a lasting effect. The opening of a new yoga spa does not qualify

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 13/09/2026

This is a thirteen thing that is stupid and I love it

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 13/09/2026

I just watched Flow (2024) and I think anyone who can make animation that good should be handsomely rewarded. But also anyone who can make animation that heart-wrenching should be punished accordingly

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 11/09/2026

Do you think if he could go back in time and do it all over again he would have picked SS instead of pitcher?

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 10/09/2026

One day my problem solving genius (derogatory, based on pure spite to dominate recalcitrant technology) will be adequately recognized and rewarded

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 09/09/2026

You people think Mitch McConnell is dead or incapacitated. You should be ashamed if yourselves. He's actually going back to his hometown this Christmas to fall in love with his high school sweetheart smh

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Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer) @chrismelito.com · 08/09/2026

One day my problem solving genius (derogatory, based on pure spite to dominate recalcitrant technology) will be adequately recognized and rewarded

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