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Chris Lutton

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Recovering Charlton fan.

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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 23h
Sasha clearly considers that a silly thing to do, and this is his way of letting you know. Honestly, how much more obvious could he make it?
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 23h
I think you'll find his decision-making is impeccable. Who are you, a mere human, to question Sasha?
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With the exact look of smug contentment they should have I'm that scenario. Top work, Cloud and Nacho!
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exercise is bad for you. Whoever invented it needs to take a long, hard look at themselves in the mirror.
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It Is Known - Game of Thrones
Alt: Gif of a character from Game of Thrones saying "It is known"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, everyone's made the same Withnail and I joke #CelebrityTraitors
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
Withnail and I meme in the rain, saying "I've told people I'm a traitor by mistake"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Already disappointed that Michael Sheen isn't playing this game in character as Brian Clough #youngman #CelebrityTraitors
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I regret to inform you that my human failed to meet her Daphne Fuss quota for September. I shall report back in a month's time on whether she achieves this target in October. If not, drastic action may be necessary."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is... an extremely dangerous thread to read in terms of me becoming even more annoying than I already am.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is that Charlton signal box? Remarkable that it has survived and is still staffed!
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When these things do eventually get built, the main question we end up asking ourselves is "How on earth did we cope without it?!" The Elizabeth line is a prime example.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Let me tell you: squeeze that book and you'll get wet" #Taskmaster
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remarkable that you accuse us of having a straw man when none of us are advocating the "exclusion & removal of transpeople from society". As an aside, it's interesting that you keep writing "transpeople" and not "trans people", when use of the former is often cited as an example of transphobia...
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were it not for the typos, I would assume this is from @choralcanossa.bsky.social 😂
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You tend not to get it too much on here either, with the nuclear block. Or because people react like Nils, with the classic "Make stuff up about what you think for no reason" trick. Still, good news that the self-appointed arbiter of your sex life has said you can have sex with whoever you like.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just been to the hygienist. I forgot how unpleasant an experience it is 😬
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he?
Tweet from a user called Bob Bradley saying "Anyone in the RNLI should have their names and addresses posted. Also, anyone donating. People like this really need dealing with."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
SHID #Taskmaster
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Meme of Hans Moleman from The Simpsons in the phone box saying "I need the most Spursy thing you have... no, that's too Spursy"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Never seen Bluesky react as one to anything like this before!
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Queen Elizabeth I, 1588:
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You would not believe how many variations in spelling of the word "colander" I've seen today #Eclipse
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hello! For peak annoyance, you've timed it perfectly: check out the reactions to Amnesty's apology to Beira's Place.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's also true! When you don't have an argument, smearing by association is all you can do.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I agree, though it does highlight how lazy and simplistic much of our opponents' thinking is: "You agree with Trump/Parker, so what you think must be bad!" It then isn't difficult to point out that we disagree with everything else they think. Whether TRAs get that nuance is another matter, I guess.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like how this sounds as if he was speeding in a particular parliamentary constituency.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This must be part of Chelsea's "Always fuck Brighton over" policy, otherwise I don't get it at all.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Back to the Old House - getting pensioners to downsize
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Argentinian sportsmen being dickheads?
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Shocked Cat's Surprised Reaction
Alt: A shocked-looking white cat with its mouth wide open
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Coleen Rooney
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callthistea.bsky.social @callthistea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Myth of Men as Simple Creatures: Men's emotional simplicity is a lie. Men have all the potential of being as complex as any other human. By Bad Woman badwoman.substack.com/p/the-myth-o...
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The Myth of Men as Simple Creatures
Men's emotional simplicity is a lie. Men have all the potential of being as complex as any other human.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
An appropriately crap ending to a crap tournament. Thanks for nothing Gianni. #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Genuinely tantric goal, that #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If we can somehow convince footballers that every game is as meaningless as this one, football will suddenly become much more exciting #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Does this mean we get Calais back? #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's not really touristy enough for visitors, despite running very close to the O2 Arena, and neither is it a particularly useful link for commuting etc., so it kind of falls between two stools.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On a good day you get great views of London City Airport, the Docklands, Canary Wharf and two branches of the DLR, which is great for nerds like me. But I've only ever ridden it because I wanted to see what it was like, rather than for any genuine get-from-A-to-B purpose.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Gender is stupid shit that doesn’t make any sense" is definitely my favourite quote there.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit wearing The Wrong Trousers
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching England after they go 1-0 up #WorldCup
Meme from The Good Place with Chidi saying "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GORDON'S ALIVE
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Either England or Argentina now have the sacred duty of making sure Marc bloody Cucurella doesn't win a World Cup.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And from about the 70s/80s onwards, the War Generation started retiring, so since then it's been 'pensioners' = 'people who remember the war'. And because pensions are always an issue in UK political discourse, everyone who has become a pensioner since then is considered part of that PWRTW group.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I guess there was a clearly defined War Generation who lived through a huge, traumatic, life-shaping experience – then a large cohort of people born after 1945 who were a clearly defined Post-War Generation, so for a long time it's been easy to equate 'old people' with 'people who remember the war'.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I comment here because both the left and right make broadly the same point - you can’t say anything in the UK because of social pressure and/or libel laws. In short, we have libel laws, and for good reason. There has been an imbalance over their use, and legislation brought forward to prevent this
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You have no evidence for that last assertion whatsoever. You have just made it up, I think based on the assumption that there's no possibility of legitimate disagreement with the things you believe here. I think that's very narrow-minded.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Radio 6 Music doing the Lord's work this morning with Six of the Best from The Smiths 😍
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?"
Our tabby cat Izzy, sitting on a stool on front of the TV with a quizzical expression on her face.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Quicker, through her, five-fer" is a fantastic line of commentary from Henry Moeran! Well bowled Ecclestone 🙂
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jude the Cure
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