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Chris Lutton

@chrislutton92.bsky.social
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Recovering Charlton fan.

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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's already happening 😱
The Tube roundel at Theydon Bois station, on a brick parapet with a bench in front of it.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
Withnail and I meme in the rain, saying "I've told people I'm a traitor by mistake"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he?
Tweet from a user called Bob Bradley saying "Anyone in the RNLI should have their names and addresses posted. Also, anyone donating. People like this really need dealing with."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Meme of Hans Moleman from The Simpsons in the phone box saying "I need the most Spursy thing you have... no, that's too Spursy"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Coleen Rooney
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit wearing The Wrong Trousers
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching England after they go 1-0 up #WorldCup
Meme from The Good Place with Chidi saying "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?"
Our tabby cat Izzy, sitting on a stool on front of the TV with a quizzical expression on her face.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*Logs on to Bluesky* *Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess*
The meme of Bong Joon Ho sitting in front of a bookshelf with the words "To me, that's Bluesky"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
At The Oval for the T20 World Cup semifinal, where I'm surrounded by South Africans (just call me Lesotho). Come on England!
The Oval cricket ground, nearly full, on a sunny evening, looking towards the pavilion. The England and South Africa flags are being held out.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hydration break
Queenie from Blackadder 2, looking at the camera and holding a mug of beer
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tee hee
A black-and-white picture of a journalist and the text:

Tom English
BBC Scotland chief sports writer in Boston
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"No, human, you will not read about Andy Burnham"
Our tabby cat Izzy, lying on our copy of The Times open on an article about Andy Burnham, on a table on our patio
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s
Ivor Biggun from Blackadder The Third wearing the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party rosette.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"There's been another resignation, but from WHO, Chris Kamara?"
Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Black Knight from Monty Python saying "It's just a flesh wound."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Is Zack Polanski working for Pret now?
An advertising board outside Pret a Manger showing some cups and the message "Freshly brewed  – Larger size – New large size cup"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Everything is women's fault, part 17492
Screenshot of a story in The Times called "Never mind the manosphere – meet the angry young women" with a picture of the author, a man wearing glasses, looking to camera.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Uruk-Hai from Lord of the Rings saying "Looks like goulash is back on the menu boys"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Fantastic to hear about this event! Mainly so I can make sure I'm physically as far away from it as it's possible to be in the known universe on that day.
Image advertising the Spiked summit in Westminster on 27 June 2026, naming the guests as Konstantin Kisin, Lionel Shriver, Brendan O'Neill, Allison Pearson, Toby Young, Katharine Birbalsingh, Mick Hume, Tom Slater, plus More TBA
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm filing this under "Pictures you can hear"
A Hawksbill turtle in the Indian Ocean, head sticking up, with lots of small fish behind it. It looks like Crush the turtle from Finding Nemo.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Brian Wilde, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis in Last of the Summer Wine, wearing flat caps and looking towards the camera
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"That is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we've done 18 times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time."
General Melchett from Blackadder Goes Forth, in front of the maps at his headquarters.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Meme of Moe from The Simpsons, saying "Galloway! I knew it was him. Even when it was Labour being crap, I knew it was him!"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"And we'll be home in time for tea and medals!"
Lieutenant George from Blackadder Goes Forth, giving eyes right and saluting.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"Excuse me, human, but there appears to have been some kind of oversight. It is 5 o'clock but I have not yet been given my tea. Could you resolve this as a matter of urgency?" #proofofcat
Our tabby cat Izzy, sitting on a chair in the kitchen and looking at me with a pleading expression on her face.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"Did you think you were going to do some work this afternoon, human? Well I'm afraid your plans have changed." #proofofcat
Our tabby cat Izzy, lying on my lap and looking at the camera with a smug expression on her face.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The Telegraph is abandoning any pretence at being a newspaper. I guess it's been in the offing for a while, but it's still a depressing sign of where we are right now.
A tweet from The Telegraph saying "As Labour refuses to cut the benefits bill, we'll continue the fight to help you keep more of your hard-earned money. The Telegraph: we speak your mind."

With a picture of a billboard showing a Telegraph advert saying "Does it still pay to work when Labour's paying millions not to?"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Izzy is now blanking me after I didn't give her a treat
Our tabby cat Izzy, sitting on a kitchen chair next to me but looking away
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
Herr Flick from 'Allo 'Allo!
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This is the bonus word from today's Squaredle. I've never seen 'nervy' mean showing courage or bravery – I only know it to mean nervous or jittery. Maybe it's an American/British thing?
Screenshot from today's Squaredle, with the text: "Nervy: showing courage or bravery. In some cases, it can be characterized as a brash or brazen boldness. As with many English words, it can also mean its opposite: nervous and jittery."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Incredible Freudian slip here!
Quote of a post from LGBTIQA+ Greens. The original post is to mark International Lesbian Day and says "Trans lesbians are lesbians", and the quote post says "Damn straight we are."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Izzy is sad because her human thinks #CelebrityTraitors is more important than giving her fusses.
Our tabby cat Izzy sitting on a cabinet ledge, looking sad.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Izzy is up on her soapbox this morning, broadcasting a very important message to the household: "I have not yet had a single treat this morning. Don't you UNDERSTAND how important this matter is, humans?" #proofofcat
Our tabby cat Izzy sitting on top of one of the kitchen cupboards, looking down with a stern expression.Izzy viewed in the same position but from slightly closer, still looking upwards and with a wide-eyed expression of urgency on her face.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Izzy sends her regards to her fellow Queen Daphne
Our tabby cat Izzy lying on a red armchair
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Izzy is trying to find whatever sunny spots she can this morning #proofofcat
Our tabby cat Izzy sitting on a kitchen surface, partially in sunlight
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"You're a dullard, Harry"
Hagrid from Harry Potter when he says "You're a wizard, Harry"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
She did WHAT at Glastonbury??
Subheading from an article on singer CMAT saying "It has been a whirlwind year for CMAT, climaxing in a joyous Glastonbury set in front of 60,000 people"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
At The Oval for the women's T20 finals day. The Blaze v The Bears, then the winner plays Surrey. Perfect day for it!
The Oval cricket ground, looking towards the pavilion
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons in front of a British flag, singing proudly
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
He tried his best, OK?
Headline for a piece by Gaby Hinsliff in The Guardian saying "Those who don't stop men like Wallace are as much of a problem"Feathers McGraw holding the remote control device
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"Can you really not do anything about the heat, human?"
Our tabby cat Izzy, lying on a bed with a look of slight exasperation.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem #Lionesses
Vivianne Miedema in a Netherlands shirt
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Come to Epsom Downs racecourse to see the Queen tribute act where Freddie Mercury looks like Hitler... well I guess they could do Under Prussia
Flyer for Epsom Downs racecourse including a picture of a Queen tribute act where Freddie Mercury looks like Hitler
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Izzy has decided to clock off for the weekend, and she thinks you should too
Our tabby cat Izzy lying on the grass in the garden
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Danny Dyer
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Winning at Wembley is addictive, so here I am again 😉 Come on England! #Lionesses
A view of the pitch at Wembley Stadium taken from the Upper tier, close to the halfway line, as England and Portugal warm up for their Women's Nations League game.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It's tough being a cat – sometimes your humans leave a bit of food on their plates so you have to step in and clean them yourself.
Our tabby cat Izzy licking my plate on the kitchen table after my lunch. Her tongue is sticking out.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that medieval graffiti, actually, is all around.
Pillar in a cathedral with the name Richard Curtis scratched into it.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Withnail and I meme saying "We agreed to host a Nazi gig by mistake"
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