Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he? 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Watching England after they go 1-0 up #WorldCup 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?" 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*Logs on to Bluesky* *Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess* 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/07/2026At The Oval for the T20 World Cup semifinal, where I'm surrounded by South Africans (just call me Lesotho). Come on England! 110
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/06/2026"No, human, you will not read about Andy Burnham" 110
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"There's been another resignation, but from WHO, Chris Kamara?" 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Fantastic to hear about this event! Mainly so I can make sure I'm physically as far away from it as it's possible to be in the known universe on that day. 020
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I'm filing this under "Pictures you can hear" 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"That is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we've done 18 times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time." 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/01/2026"And we'll be home in time for tea and medals!" 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/01/2026"Excuse me, human, but there appears to have been some kind of oversight. It is 5 o'clock but I have not yet been given my tea. Could you resolve this as a matter of urgency?" #proofofcat 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/11/2025"Did you think you were going to do some work this afternoon, human? Well I'm afraid your plans have changed." #proofofcat 070
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The Telegraph is abandoning any pretence at being a newspaper. I guess it's been in the offing for a while, but it's still a depressing sign of where we are right now. 110
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Izzy is now blanking me after I didn't give her a treat 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 16/10/2025This is the bonus word from today's Squaredle. I've never seen 'nervy' mean showing courage or bravery – I only know it to mean nervous or jittery. Maybe it's an American/British thing? 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Izzy is sad because her human thinks #CelebrityTraitors is more important than giving her fusses. 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Izzy is up on her soapbox this morning, broadcasting a very important message to the household: "I have not yet had a single treat this morning. Don't you UNDERSTAND how important this matter is, humans?" #proofofcat 170
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Izzy sends her regards to her fellow Queen Daphne 130
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Izzy is trying to find whatever sunny spots she can this morning #proofofcat 0372
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 27/07/2025At The Oval for the women's T20 finals day. The Blaze v The Bears, then the winner plays Surrey. Perfect day for it! 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 10/07/2025"Can you really not do anything about the heat, human?" 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Come to Epsom Downs racecourse to see the Queen tribute act where Freddie Mercury looks like Hitler... well I guess they could do Under Prussia 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Izzy has decided to clock off for the weekend, and she thinks you should too 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Winning at Wembley is addictive, so here I am again 😉 Come on England! #Lionesses 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/05/2025It's tough being a cat – sometimes your humans leave a bit of food on their plates so you have to step in and clean them yourself. 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/05/2025If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that medieval graffiti, actually, is all around. 020