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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14h
And the cathedral is one of my all time favourites
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14h
Beautiful city, and the best city walls anywhere
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15h
Quality finish from the Czechs there
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 17h
Could be worse
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 17h
How was your mission in Finland, Number Two?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 17h
You could have stopped there at "Does Kemi think"
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 19h
Well, and Truss, too, but I'd blotted her out of my memory
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 19h
And if there's one thing I can't abide it's lazy, hand-wavy, don't-bother-me-with-details politicians. The last one of these was Boris Johnson. Couldn't stand him either.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 19h
I think her defining feature is that she's fundamentally lazy. If you were going to put me on national media advancing a proposition, I'd spend a minimum two days mugging up on it. She can't be arsed.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doesn't sound good
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good time to work on your squats
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mm kay
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I endorse his candidacy
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This film?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queueing for fallen English monarchs - a recent history:
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife says she wants to go the British Museum to buy a tapestry. Don't know where we're going to put it.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or just look at the whole thing here: www.bayeuxmuseum.com/en/the-bayeu...
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What possible reason could Andrew Neil have to dislike Private Eye? Some kind of vested interest?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's lazy. It's tedious. It's aggravating. The result? Irritated readers. And that changes everything. At heart, this serves as a powerful reminder to edit your copy.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think that opinion on that one is more one sided?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm pondering which social issue creates more fury and division: 1. Shoes-on vs shoes-off in the house 2. Seat reclining on planes
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lady in Blue, Trafalgar Square
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I'm at Leicester Square but the roundel says "Opening Night". Dumb.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best 7-0 I've seen since Liverpool thumped Man Utd in 2023
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Croatia just needs six goals in five minutes to take a well-earned point from this game
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And as a guest you should ask "is it shoes on or off" ?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England split the Croatian defence again Split, see? Hahaha Ok fine
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 03/10/2026
I am not very worried about about the Tory Tapestry’s misuse of “doth”. What worries me much more is this sequence of panels which seems to show a small boat full of brown-skinned people followed by a plague of rats running riot and then a lot of dead white people labelled tax payers.
Detail from Conservative Party mock Bayeux Tapestry showing 1. A boat full of brown skinned people. 2. Enormous rats chasing cats. 3. White-skinned “tax payers” dead in the streets.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it's any consolation, by that point there'll be five Sudans
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Speculating wildly here, but could you have a system where either pilots or crew could trigger transmission of live cockpit+fuselage video to a ground centre, who could remotely unlock the door if they observed a critical emergency situation?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cluedo has moved on since my day
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Italian fact checking website Facta says there is no historical evidence for this claim www.facta.news/articoli/che...
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Che cosa c’è di vero nella storia della bandiera inglese “rubata” al comune di Genova | Facta
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A bit heavy to carry around?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He could have done the cat thing
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor. If the King's been doing slavery on his Caribbean tour, he should apologise.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if Brits have internalised how much the UK’s 'pull' has lessened vs 10–15 yrs ago. There’s much less upside for eg Poles or Czechs in moving here, especially after housing costs. The UK is still relatively prosperous, but no longer so far ahead of much of central and eastern Europe.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Broops
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"one of history's great authors" - thanks for clarifying
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local Sainsbury's is selling Halloween pumpkins on 1st October
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the first broadcast, or the second (a few months later if I recall) ?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you not have a neighborhood WhatsApp group where people recommend plumbers, moan about the bins, appeal for the return of missing cats and engage in casual racism?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'm now able to reveal the truth: I have a galaxy-sized ego."
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry lawrence what?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indeed. Though the triple lock was originally intended to build pensions back up as a percentage of average earnings, which had fallen sharply between 1979 and 2000 as earnings soared. Arguably that correction has run its course.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
True, although the UK state pension still pays less as a percentage of average earnings than other G7 countries
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're making a machine that steals art and tells you lies. Also, you can't play games any more. Please buy our stock.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dogging?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can relate. I had a bit of a situation last week
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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