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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 10h
Christ alive, that US deficit
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I knew you'd come
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got a 39 stinker here tentpolegame.com/m/kb3Lgd055gnh
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
$247m. Wait for the streaming platforms I'd say tentpolegame.com/m/FfSGhJeVIari
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did... did Trump just misunderstand the meaning of Red Diesel?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Could be worse
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How was your mission in Finland, Number Two?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mm kay
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This film?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queueing for fallen English monarchs - a recent history:
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lady in Blue, Trafalgar Square
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor. If the King's been doing slavery on his Caribbean tour, he should apologise.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry lawrence what?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
True, although the UK state pension still pays less as a percentage of average earnings than other G7 countries
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The shuttle buses at airports that take you to the plane. Why is there so much space around the driver? You could sleep a family of six up there.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"These legal claims could start to multiply uncontrollably", said Fred Snowball
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Controlling the temperature in Silves, Algarve
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got this
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Posting this before checking whether 5000 people already have
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pictured: UK and Piddington negotiating teams meeting to discuss Pexit
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This, on AI, is one of the most confusing bar charts I've ever seen. A mix of groups and opinions on the axis. Head-scratcher.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Read this book, it really helped me when I faced a similar situation
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The FT had an article a few days ago with a summary:
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, stone me. Like and subscribe for more blistering hot takes
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rude
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arsenal had four in 2009
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When it happened to her, she was less than two years from losing office
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Love that my live scores app has "recent form" for West Germany
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I assume Deltapoll read out the text in the red box before asking the question? If so, it does seem a bit like Sir Humphrey's National Service poll...
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very nice, Connections
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Remarkable. There have been no reported road collisions in Camden's vehicle-free zone.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New question. You could still argue that all 11 players can use their hands to adjust their socks, balance themselves or pick their nose.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
From today's quizoftheday.co.uk Posted without comment
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lol not falling for that
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No spoilers
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of my weirdnesses is that I associate Heathrow terminals with Thunderbird vehicles. Of course, I was saddened by the retirement of Thunderbird 1.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What if the customers are already wearing hats?
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We didn't manage to get the bloke from number 17 arrested for using a hose, but maybe we can dob him in for smoking a Marlboro
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In case of need
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Holy crap
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Based on his momentum since the Makerfield by-election, we project Count Binface to win a 423 seat majority"
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage fessed? Finally
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is no universe in which Farage's gamble has paid off
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is not just groundworks grab hire. This is
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Best ellipse photo I've seen
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