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@chrisjack.bsky.social
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I am funny sometimes but we’d all like to write our own reviews.

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The knitting has gone too far.
Knitted spider.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise at the end of a long road.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over trees.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Beware I now own my own wax seal.
Purple wax seal embossed with an otter and “CJ”
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over the sea with rocks in the foreground.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Very nice, this was my best today
Clouds over a blue sky
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over a beach front with rocks in the foreground.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bonus selection of fox cakes. 🦊 My eldest loves foxes and has had a few different types over the years 🧵12/12
Cake in the shape of a fox.Cake in the shape of a fox. Just the head and it’s piped butter cream instead of fondantCake in the shape of a fox. Just the top half of the head, looks like he’s peering over a fence.Cake in the shape of a fox. It’s meant to be a jelly cat fox if that helps
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Best cake on the list, just unbelievable. Copied from a design online but it came out so well. 🧵 11/12
Cake that has had its white fondant pulled back to reveal Lego bricks.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So so good this. Technically didfiuclt to construct but it just looks fantastic, also Charizard is one of the best Pokémon. 🧵 10/12
Orange Charizard cake. Charizard is a Pokémon which looks a bit like a dragon.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This came out so well. Looks great and with a rainbow inside as a bit of a suprise, also love the ears. 🧵 9/12
Bluey cake, just the head but with really cool pointy ears Inside of a cake, which is rainbow. 🌈 

There is a little paw trying to grab some.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Not strictly a cake but these sheep cupcakes were too good to leave out. Mini marshmallows stuck on with buttercream. 🐑 🧵 8/12
Sheep cupcakes.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love this cake, it’s so perfectly Norrie from Hey Duggee, colours are spot on and just looks great. 🧵 7/12
Norrie from Hey Duggee, who is a mouse, in a pink dress with a yellow tie.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have no idea what Squishmallows are but apparently this is one, and a bat one at that 🦇 Nice colours and a tricky shape, the nose is pretty cute. 🧵 6/12
Turquoise blue and grey chunky bat.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just your run of the mill elephant, one of the earlier cakes on the list and seems simple but a tricky shape to make with the trunk 🐘 🧵 5/12
Blue elephant cake with a spotty ear.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pika! Pikachu - second best Pokémon cake on this list but it’s still pretty amazing. 🧵 4/12
Pokémon Pikachu say on a pokeball.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Peter rabbit, let’s go! 🐇 I don’t like the butter cream piping as much as fondant but the mix with the jacket here looks good. 🧵 3/12
Peter Rabbit cake, mostly with the brown fur piped with butter cream and an baby blue fondant jacket
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh no it’s a Gruffalo!!! Lots of fondant work but perfectly encapsulates Julia Donaldsons work. 🧵2/12
A Gruffalo as per Julia Donaldson, featuring terrible tusks, orange eyes, and purple prickles - see also wart on the end of his nose.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cakes 🍰 Something wholesome for a Sunday evening - thread of cakes my partner has made for my children over the years. Let’s kick off with a massive lollipop 🍭 🧵 1/12
I blue and white swirled cake with a white and pink spotted stick protruding out in the shape of a lollipop 🍭
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sheep cupcake for my youngest’s birthday.
Small cupcake in the shape of a sheep.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This crust is insane.
Crust of a loaf.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
For fox cake.
Cup cake with a rice paper fox on it
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🧡THANK YOU🧡 Thank you everyone for your support and you generous donations, I managed to get round in 3hrs 58mins - the course was brutally hilly and it was so hot, getting under 4hrs feels like a real achievement - more importantly I raised £1,875 which was kind of the point🧡
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Evening.
Tap pulled off sink.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
One week to go. I’m nearly at my target, if you’re able to please check out the link below 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m eating these, which probably demonstrates the lack of respect I have for myself.
Hot & Spicy combo mix
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m very grateful I’ve only got two weeks of this left 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Took this on the way home last night.
Moon shining through a dark cloud covered sky
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just driven 3 hours to watch @loscampesinos.bsky.social in Exeter - the things we do for love, despair and football references. LC!4LYF
Los Campesinos! Is For Lovers 🖤
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Evening.
Sun setting over a canal.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s too hot, did I mention that it’s too hot. 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over New Forest fields.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Evening.
Sunset over a New Forest field.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*speaks into dictaphone* “New idea for a horror story…”
Knitting book called Kids Knits for Head, Hands & Toes with a horrific picture of a child dressed head to toe in green and red knitwear.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Good to know he’s getting some exercise.
Parkrun first place - Snoop Dogg
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Week twenty is done, only four weeks to go and the mileage gets less and less from now on. Thank you to everyone that’s donated already, I’m really close to my target - if anyone as a couple of quid it would be really appreciated. 🧡 maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Someone stole by bike seat. Comments below, don’t let me down.
Bike without a seat.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Thank you @loscampesinos.bsky.social - love the panini style sticker as well 💙 LC!4LYF
Grey/black adidas football shirt adorned with DOOMED
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Week nineteen done but I am struggling. 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Big week with a huge run at the end but I’m now quarter of the week through 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I ache, but at least it was beautiful.
River winding its way along two luscious green banks under a beautiful blue morning sky.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Canyonlands is such an incredible place to visit. Not as well known as some other places but the vastness of beauty is amazing.
Rock archway with Colorado mountains and canyons visible through the middle
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Week seventeen and I’m slowly getting there, went out at around 5am this morning and the weather was a lot different on the beautiful day we’ve had 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Foxed it lads.
Fox in some lovely gardens
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Another week, another video. Longest run yet and my legs really hurt. I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Part 2 🧡
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Week 15 and here’s me wittering on. 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I admit, I sniggered.
Tide coming in over a beach where someone has constructed a stone sign reading “smelly poo”
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No further questions your honour.
Restaurant called “Meat and Wood”
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I actually like dogs, don’t @ me. I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
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