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Chris Doherty

@chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social
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Civil engineer specializing in urban stormwater drainage. Fan of Denver and Houston sports and fantasy football. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15. #SFB16 Houston Live draft coordinator. Love home gardening and our 🐈🐈‍⬛ Your next car should be an EV.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahahaha. Angela Paxton can’t even say the name of her estranged husband in her little pep talk ad. But she is voting for him? Mmmkkkk.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL Joe Mixon can’t play. But he was picked up in nearly every league of mine, and up on trade block in a few.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You clearly have an amazing fantasy team, especially built for a playoff run.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drafted in the 2nd, 6th, and 10th rounds. In the inverse order of points scored so far, and projected for this week. 🤷‍♂️🫩
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a snip from an actual TV commercial for the candidate for North Carolina 11th congressional district. Jamie Ager (D) has ads with barn dances. Jennifer Balkcom (R) sits next to her mom, who says, “If you come into my house, you’re gonna get shot”.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for this @rotopat.bsky.social. But seriously, if Jayden Daniels will eventually need surgery for his 3X dislocated elbow, he should just do it.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a Broncos fan - okay not facing him this week. As a guy whose #SFB16 team is literally named Pooka Nacua - kinda begging for this to resolve soon.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was so happy to draft Loveland in the Scott Fish Bowl #SFB16 in the 3rd round.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hmm. I kinda built my SFB team on him.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And today was the payoff. Traded the 28 (late) 1st the 27 (early) 2nd and two young WRs (both acquired on waivers) for George Pickens. The things I like - - couldn’t have made this trade directly - the league favorite kinda gave me the ammo I needed to compete with him.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A mini trade diary. 12 tm SF contending, but not the favorite. I made 2 trades with the favorite to set up a much bigger one today. The setup: I had both Pittman and DK Metcalf. Traded Pittman for a 28 1st and Drew Allar. After Deebo’s week 1 traded him to swap picks from a late 3 to an early 2.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Algorithm remains undefeated
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Actual answer - a trade I rejected last week. Bet I could resurrect it.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
While true, is it also good that I was drafting with “all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates”? Because I dared to draft Rhamondre before TreVeyon, btw.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back for another performance by Mercury Chamber Orchestra at the Houston Miller Outdoor Theater. 19 years ago, this was our first real date. So a repeat tradition whenever we can. #MercuryExperience
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Posting the Yahoo! Auto-review roast for posterity sake’s. Evidently I drafted “with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates”. I mean, that’s an improvement from my draft form, so I’ll take it. 😉
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here are my field players (above red line are starters). Reminder: 1QB, 1WR, 1RB, 1TE and 3 WRT flex.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have to say, I am really clear who Trinity Rodman is, and what a great player she is. Frankly, I don’t know who Ben is. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think I am going to be able to afford this. I'm surprised anyone can. Good for them, I guess.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I read your (awesome) skeet as a quote post… was trying to figure out what the “tumor eating bacteria” was in reference. As a related aside - Justin Joly to the moon. 🌕
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That’s what Frankie said. We got a bigger mat.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The #H-town specific details on this uniform are amazing:
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now THIS is the right uniform for the HOUSTON Texans.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey y’all, join the @scottfish.bsky.social Satellite best ball tournament on Underdog fantasycares.org/underdog Let’s get this up to 4,000 this week.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bringing back my actual picture - to one taken in Quebec City, Canada. 🇨🇦 They certainly are my friends and neighbors.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did in fact Google Dean Connors, and this is absolutely my favorite link:
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My thoughts from Texans training camp (practice w/Raiders): - David Montgomery looks amazing. - Xavier Hutchinson starting at slot, looking good. - It’s not just Texans D that makes Texans OL look silly in pass protection.
Texans and Raiders after practice. Photos not allowed during team sessions.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We should have paid the ransom note this morning. Get some ice for the cajones.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
For whatever it’s worth, the air fryer stadium in Southern California is pretty cool.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looks like it’ll be either SoFi 2, or the Hubert H Humphrey Dome 2.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Combo platter: My first (orphan) rookie draft in 2024 on a QB needy team, holding pick 2. Could have just DRAFTED Jayden Daniels. Instead drafted MHJ (because better value) and promptly made this trade. (Oh, the 4th would have been Bucky Irving).
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You DID draft my two favorite players from my draft. Puka at 6 was a steal. Hope Nix in the 6th is also a great pick.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Something like this, I’m sure.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That’s not a ball-boy in the neon green shoes at camp last year:
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s a good thing the @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social Scott Fish Bowl best ball Satellite is mostly just for fun. Because this roster build has a huge byemageddon ahead (and it’s not weeks 10 or 11).
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh boy. At least he didn’t get cut before camp, unlike some QBs…
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social Thanks for making my homer pick a reality! I hope you win! Or, you know come in 2nd to me 🙂 @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not now kids, I’m writing jokes for the internet…
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kiti 🐈‍⬛ is a crafty player! Lots of cats love to go after the stick under a mat. He learned a two-step hunt: stun and then uncover the stick. Finally got it on film.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I just joined my 20th (and think my last) Scott Fish Satellite best ball on Underdog. Join, have fun and do good! Join a bunch? Maybe win cool things too…
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Narrator: He did not, in fact, live to regret the moment he cut Diego Pavia.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me checking on my friends (Earlier today, glad you all survived some outage.) And Lou, hope you survive a blaring white image on your screen. 😉
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Joined post-code. I think I came in on the fantasy cares branch of the Carter tree.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good call. By the way, I think you are primarily responsible for BlueSky deciding that beer pics should be one of my top 10 topics.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
5 years ago, our perfect cat Gio got pushed out and found a new home. 🐈‍⬛ Somehow his spot was claimed by a lame feral we named Joey. 🐈 Just this year, Joey is finally domesticated (as in wife can pet him). 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not gonna dog on my bank too badly. This is good advice. But literally, the biggest event in the world JUST ended. And this word of warning gets sent today?
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We had a very similar draft board…
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Join up and fill one more division with me. This will get us to 2,000 (out of 10k)
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