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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 2h

Thx. We did get $30 credit. Got Nashville Hot Fried Pickles. It wasn’t all bad.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 5h

That curve describes my political-leanings timeline almost perfectly.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 6h

😬 Seemingly so. I’ve never heard a detailed account of what in the world happened. Almost like Joe Mixon has the same handlers as Mitch McConnell.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 10h

LOL Joe Mixon can’t play. But he was picked up in nearly every league of mine, and up on trade block in a few.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 10h

Bo Nix would never. (Please tell me Bo Nix would never… please. 🙏)

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 11h

Being helpful cost us 4 hours in an airport. 🙄 First flight delayed, missed connection. Next flight full, we were 1st on standby. With 4 minutes to go, 3 checked in passengers hadn’t shown up. When I sat back down, 3 ladies said, “Are you going to Houston? We’re going to Houston.” It was them. 🤷‍♂️

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 16h

So badly I’m ready to find a new hobby.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thanks so much! Never heard the bee/pollen analogy. That sounds like the bug/windshield. Today, definitely the bug.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Um. This is me. Legit thinking about finding a new hobby, because this one is not so fun today.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But is Bryce still a good start? (Over Maye or Nix)

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You clearly have an amazing fantasy team, especially built for a playoff run.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I, um, didn’t move Judkins out of my flex. 😬 And Breece Hall is out. 🫩

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drafted in the 2nd, 6th, and 10th rounds. In the inverse order of points scored so far, and projected for this week. 🤷‍♂️🫩

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a snip from an actual TV commercial for the candidate for North Carolina 11th congressional district. Jamie Ager (D) has ads with barn dances. Jennifer Balkcom (R) sits next to her mom, who says, “If you come into my house, you’re gonna get shot”.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

May need to change your bio. There was nothing in the Astros season that would have indicated any different outcome. Oh and also, obviously no longer banging on 🗑️.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The closest - Garrett Wilson (4th) and Sam LaPorta (7th). I’m appreciating my role in helping others get the coveted median wins. 😬 I was so excited about my draft too. C’est la vie.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My #SFB16 team (named Pooka Nacua) is barely in the top 90% (derogatory). Top 3: Puka, Maye, Loveland. ⤵️

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OMFG. I adopted a dynasty orphan BECAUSE of Maye and Dart. Anyway, now aiming for the bottom this year, and it’s in reach.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thanks for this @rotopat.bsky.social. But seriously, if Jayden Daniels will eventually need surgery for his 3X dislocated elbow, he should just do it.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m so sorry Kacey. It’s really hard to make really hard choices, and then not have our pet buddies around to console us after. Hoping your fond memories carry you.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t think I want to know. But GBDH! 🦅

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sadly, Drake Maye. Planning to start Nix and Bryce over him in SF redraft this week.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If it helps, I think there is only one Ella Langley song. I won’t taunt you with it. I’m very very tired of that one song.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That’s also quite possible. And if so, pretty damning on every one in the building to give him a $13M extension.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Second hug today. Sad that each of our drafted QB3s are the best play today.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And also Jameis is easily better than those 3. Do G-men really need to project a playoff push in this way?

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Heard the bad things about the field. Wondering out loud if it’s related to why a soccer pitch doesn’t have the same stresses as a football field. Or maybe it’s just a straw-man argument - can also a reinforced prescription turf?

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wishing I had bookmarked the post stating what (ridiculously bad) record the Chargers would need to have for Herbert to match Stafford’s Lions record. Oh, and I’m ready for it.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So he’s still at full speed (LIMITED).

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Optimus FF News The definitive source for (snarky) current events.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

At some point, it may become impossible to get both in the same trip. If I get one in a carrier, the others scatter.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

OMG you’d better hurry! Thank god for you being available.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As a Broncos fan - okay not facing him this week. As a guy whose #SFB16 team is literally named Pooka Nacua - kinda begging for this to resolve soon.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It feels like the bigger problem - It looks like a very watery beer. Should do better.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Both teams lost again. This is like a 25 NFC South Redux. Can the Mariners sneak into a 3-way tiebreaker?

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is Kandy - was it candy 🍻? Not sure what to think of all the creative beers. But certainly better than the onset of craft beer where it seemed like a race to the most bitter IPA and most chunky Porter.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The tension is palpable here in the H. /s /obviously The TV standings graphic needed to say “Astros have tiebreaker“ this morning as they showed two below .500 teams tied for the division lead.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Was so happy to draft Loveland in the Scott Fish Bowl #SFB16 in the 3rd round.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Did you watch Paradise season 1? It’s not all, um, paradise.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Both things can be true. Chefferson Cooks

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I got chewed out by a ref for teaching a way-cool trick corner kick to my 12 yo soccer boys. P1 lines up for a corner, P2 comes & argues he should take. P1 moves the ball a bit on his way off the ⚽️ (thus live play). So now P2 can just dribble. Not like we even scored on the play but boys loved it.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Gotta give him another shot at demoralizing boos. I mean we owe him another chance. 😉

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