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Chris Doherty

@chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social
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Civil engineer specializing in urban stormwater drainage. Fan of Denver and Houston sports and fantasy football. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15. #SFB16 Houston Live draft coordinator. Love home gardening and our 🐈🐈‍⬛ Your next car should be an EV.

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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for this @rotopat.bsky.social. But seriously, if Jayden Daniels will eventually need surgery for his 3X dislocated elbow, he should just do it.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got chewed out by a ref for teaching a way-cool trick corner kick to my 12 yo soccer boys. P1 lines up for a corner, P2 comes & argues he should take. P1 moves the ball a bit on his way off the ⚽️ (thus live play). So now P2 can just dribble. Not like we even scored on the play but boys loved it.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In my early 20s, needed to pick up my car from repair 10 miles away in the Colo. mountains near Cripple Creek. Didn't know a soul, so hitchhiked. An elderly couple picked me up... I was so grateful I didn't lecture them...asked me to get in on the left side, because his wheelchair was on the right.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Puka (M) and Ladd (S late) Questionable… Playable Bench: Jakobi Meyers (S late) Pat Bryant (S late) Konata Mumpfield (M) I think if Ladd plays I should just bench Puka and play Meyers/Bryant. Right? Puka trending out. Rather get a known decent replacement than a known bad one.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A mini trade diary. 12 tm SF contending, but not the favorite. I made 2 trades with the favorite to set up a much bigger one today. The setup: I had both Pittman and DK Metcalf. Traded Pittman for a 28 1st and Drew Allar. After Deebo’s week 1 traded him to swap picks from a late 3 to an early 2.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happily traded for Ja’Kobi Lane 2 times today on rebuilding teams. Not a chance I get him at all last week.
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Ian St. Clair @ianstclair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Broncos play today 🙌🔥
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Broncos Bo
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back for another performance by Mercury Chamber Orchestra at the Houston Miller Outdoor Theater. 19 years ago, this was our first real date. So a repeat tradition whenever we can. #MercuryExperience
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵
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Jsn Seahawks
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have to say, I am really clear who Trinity Rodman is, and what a great player she is. Frankly, I don’t know who Ben is. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Downgrade a movie: Shawshank Desecration
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think I am going to be able to afford this. I'm surprised anyone can. Good for them, I guess.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’ve got trouble. Right here in River City. Trouble with a capital T, which rhymes with B and that stands for Baton 🪈 😊
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now THIS is the right uniform for the HOUSTON Texans.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey y’all, join the @scottfish.bsky.social Satellite best ball tournament on Underdog fantasycares.org/underdog Let’s get this up to 4,000 this week.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
whereidlive.com/s/mafhrrpq
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United States: where I've been
Fill in your own version and see where the two of you disagree.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bringing back my actual picture - to one taken in Quebec City, Canada. 🇨🇦 They certainly are my friends and neighbors.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My thoughts from Texans training camp (practice w/Raiders): - David Montgomery looks amazing. - Xavier Hutchinson starting at slot, looking good. - It’s not just Texans D that makes Texans OL look silly in pass protection.
Texans and Raiders after practice. Photos not allowed during team sessions.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My teams: 🏈 Denver Broncos 🏈 Houston Texans 🏈 My fantasy teams ⚾️ Houston Astros 🏀 Denver Nuggets 🐏 Colorado State ⚽️ USA and Netherlands QT with your teams.
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Saddletramp🇪🇺 @saddletramp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ve had a fully electric car for 6 months. It’s a game changer. I love it. I find it hard to understand why far too many drivers who have no knowledge or experience are fixated on out of date info or just plain lies. Get some info, get a test drive and get one!
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Biggest takeaway from the #Broncos 1st preseason game: Thank god they burned one game in white jersey/orange pant rotation. Just awful.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Passing the reigns in Denver. www.9news.com/article/spor...
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Nate Polvogt @natepolvogt.optimusfantasy.com · 07/08/2026
Didn't make #SFB16? Or you made it in, but you can't get enough #FantasyFootball for good? You're in luck! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social is looking for more ⤵️
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The last line of my bio still rings true here: “Your next car should be an EV”. A constructed, still running car is worth keeping. BUT, the cost of operation of an EV is literally washer fluid and tires. Oh, and electricity, which is way cheaper and way more efficient.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Y’all. Get into the Underdog Scott Fish Bowl best ball Satellites! 18 day later, we’re at 2,839 entries. There’s like 4 weeks left to fill up 10,000 spots. C’mon.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My Dad would intentionally shift the position of the globe in our house to reinforce that north is not up, but a frame of reference. He noted this to me when I was an adult. I didn’t actually notice the globe thing as a kid.
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John Bosch @johnbosch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
anyone looking to fast draft a satellite for sfb17 i need to start trying to win my way into next year. dont want to leave it to chance
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s a good thing the @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social Scott Fish Bowl best ball Satellite is mostly just for fun. Because this roster build has a huge byemageddon ahead (and it’s not weeks 10 or 11).
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh boy. At least he didn’t get cut before camp, unlike some QBs…
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t think enough about food deserts. Because I’m not in one. But today saw a City of Houston fire department crew in my suburban HEB. It’s 8 miles and 15 minutes away from their fire station.
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Camel Ride in Sahara Desert Goes Wrong
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kiti 🐈‍⬛ is a crafty player! Lots of cats love to go after the stick under a mat. He learned a two-step hunt: stun and then uncover the stick. Finally got it on film.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I just joined my 20th (and think my last) Scott Fish Satellite best ball on Underdog. Join, have fun and do good! Join a bunch? Maybe win cool things too…
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me checking on my friends (Earlier today, glad you all survived some outage.) And Lou, hope you survive a blaring white image on your screen. 😉
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not gonna dog on my bank too badly. This is good advice. But literally, the biggest event in the world JUST ended. And this word of warning gets sent today?
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spain 🇪🇸 played a very admirable game. Consistent advantage in possession and scoring opportunities. So glad the game was won in extra time, because it was well deserved.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A very engaging 1st quarter (😉) of the World Cup Final. Yes, 0-0. But it’s not just possession for possession sake. Every touch seems to be made with intention.
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We’re at 1,999… Get into the Underdog Satellite drafts!
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Join up and fill one more division with me. This will get us to 2,000 (out of 10k)
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Himym How I Met Your Mother
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Big guy goes on a road trip with a skinny guy who resents him.
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Fantasy Cares @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
got nothing going on this weekend? then draft! join the #SFB16 Underdog Satellites! have some fun, maybe win your way into #SFB17, maybe win a SIGNED Trey McBride jersey!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah, and all money goes to #FantasyCares!! fantasycares.org/underdog
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got to the bottom of the weight rack today for leg day. Those 30s were so intimidating. Not so bad today. Probably helps that over the last year, I’ve dropped that much weight (2-30s). Thanks to my wife for getting us committed. Thanks also to Fit with Coco. Hands down the best home workout. 💪💪
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey y'all, This contest is about a month into it's run. It closes in about 7 weeks. It is less than 20% full. Join today please. Join several times. fantasycares.org/underdog
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey y’all! Get into the Scott Fish Underdog best ball contests. They are fun, easy, and the $ goes straight to Fantasy Cares! If you enter 15 times, you can be in a drawing with me to win a Trey McBride jersey. (Please let me win!)
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Scott Fish @scottfish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our underdog contest has promos for possibly winning some cool stuff. The finalists get an #SFB17 entry if eligible. then we have a few on this graphic if you enter X amount of times. fantasycares.org/underdog Let's get this as full as possible. We need at about 1477 more entries to hit the min!
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Crews @crewser128.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's NEVER too early to consider getting into #SFB17 This is a fun way to get in for playing best ball - hundreds of spots will be filled here And the $5 will be used to help Keep tuned in December to see Santa's helpers - aka #FantasyCares - put smiles on faces
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We finished our #SFB16 draft in the Dig Dug division. Do glad I got to keep Pooka Nacua as my team name. Here’s my team - draft story is below. Thanks @scottfish.bsky.social and @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for such a great tournament!
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Chris Doherty @chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Name your fav film scene involving eating at a restaurant. So many great moments in the diner scene of Tommy Boy.
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Tommy Boy: Chris Farley's Hilarious Gestures
ALT: Tommy Boy: Chris Farley's Hilarious Gestures
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