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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present

@chriscesq.bsky.social
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Queer Coloradan and gay icon. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix. Very Capricorn. Straight ally. Forklift-certified in eighteen states.

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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 21h
Figuring out why Ossoff is so effective is an interesting task. I think he's mastering a kind of stern dignity that is uniquely compelling in contrast to the clownish cruelty of the other side. I think the other person who's kind of hit on the same thing is AOC, though in a different register
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 14h
Hey boo what up
A photo of handsome senator Jon Ossoff in a white oxford shirt. Underneath it says "About last night - Jon Ossoffl
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 15h
End of year review season is coming up
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 16h
The discourse on antisemitism in the country is such that Mike Rogers can simultaneously attack Abdul El-Sayed *as* antisemitic, as a scary foreign Muslim critic of Israel, and also *with* antisemitism, as a tool of the foreign-born Jewish puppeteer.
"LEAKED: Footage of Abdul El-Sayed fundraising last night in the California home of the far-left Soros family. 

Abdul’s education was paid for by the Soros family and NOW they are funding his campaign to make him a U.S. Senator 

The Soros family is funding Abdul because he will carry out their agenda of: 

➡️ defunding the police 
➡️ emptying prisons, and letting violent criminals & sex offenders back onto the streets 
➡️ gender transition surgeries for minors 
➡️ allowing illegals to vote in American elections 

Abdul is too extreme for Michigan."
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
New White House press secretary is Interchangeable Blonde Lady #4406. She does not have a human name.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
A sole source contract with Medieval Times teaching FBI agents how to joust
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
Wait, gay men are all really great, every single one. They're never mean, just sassy! They're all completely adorable and fun.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
All Boomers and Gen Xers are terrible, there are no exceptions to this rule.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
Trump going all in for swarthy, hot-blooded Southern Europeans
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
"It's all good." Keep saying that - people will LOVE IT.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
I think back to how Colorado could have had Cary Kennedy as governor instead of a festing pile of dung like Jared Polis. But Colorado has never elected a woman governor or to the senate... so we got this self-interested millionaire libertarian piece of shit instead.
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RadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social · 16h
The meanest thing you can call an Evangelical is "Evangelical". There's not need to compare Christian Fasciats to anything else. They're monsters in their own right and they earned their monstorus status by generations of diligent hard work.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
He's overshadowed by Trump, but Dems really need to hammer over and over that JD Vance is an equally big piece of shit. His shittiness just manifests in different ways than Trump's.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
"explicit digitally altered image of the cartoon character Shrek..." What a fucking time to be alive.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 16h
I like 90% really like him and 10% find him over-mannered.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 18h
Listening to the new Orville Peck and nodding sagely: "I think he's been through some things."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20h
Absolute lawlessness. Backed by American taxpayers. If the little boy running away doesn’t infuriate you something is very wrong
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 20h
"no Grok make his ass even juicier and bubble-shaped"
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
When I won my Nobel Prize back in 2017, the best part was that the winners get a private reception with King Gunter Edvard Olav Henrick XXIII and then the Nobel Prize Dancers perform
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
Hey baby I'm a secret recording from a donor meeting with Ken Paxton because I am leaking
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
(yes, obvs)
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
Three dudes in jock straps kissing... "is this what you want Texas to become?!"
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
The guy on the left is just dressed like a Savannah Banana
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
Antichrist is the time, is the place, is the motion Antichrist is the way we are feeling
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
Gotta shut down congress until we figure out what's going on with this
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff and El-Sayed took different tacks tonight vs their opponents—El-Sayed was more of a subtext of “you dumb fucking racist jackass” while Ossoff’s was more “if you fell down at a gas station I’d toss a lit match on you”—and I don’t think either of those is a bad choice tbh
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
This is what happens when your [sic] born and raised in a gas station bathroom.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
You can hear Markwayne Mullin spell "you're" as "your" even when he's speaking
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
Just need Talarico's WAR to be 1
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
An advertisement for the cancelled TV show “Drew Carey’s Public Executions”
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
Man of Steel Magnolias
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 21h
The most Democratic "fear" ever
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23h
🤷‍♂️ www.politico.eu/article/hitl...
politico.eu
Hitler Mussolini wins local election
Peruvian voters pick their new mayor, despite his unusual name.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 22h
Norway gonna get nuked sorry fjordfuckers
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 22h
AOC calls on the Target Corp. to stop allowing ICE to use its parking lots as "private staging areas ... for paramilitary activity."
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 22h
uh oh sundowning grampy is gonna be maaaaaad today
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like Ossoff and El-Sayed are in a competition to see which one can most brutally disembowel their GOP rival. Hot Jewish guy and hot Muslim guy tag-teaming against white supremacy: This is the America I love.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It annoys the shit out of me when I'm buying, like, picture hangers on Amazon and then at the end it asks me if I'd also like to buy sweet potatoes. Bitch I know what I want!
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Ryan (Ry) Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gov. Polis’ statement re: today’s revelations. No specific mention of Tina Peters, whom he freed.
“If there was any discussion of seizing ballot boxes or, even worse, a civil war in the context of our free elections, that’s dangerous and unbefitting the office of the President of the United States. We need to learn to disagree better, and I call on the President and his team to do what they can to tone down the rhetoric, as I always try to do here in our state.
 
Colorado has nation-leading, gold-standard, secure elections. Coloradans from every part of the political spectrum securely and conveniently vote in each election, making our voices heard and exercising our constitutional right. In Colorado, we will protect the right to vote, and attempts to undermine election integrity, fear monger, and make it harder for Coloradans to exercise our right to vote from anyone are irresponsible and not acceptable. These suggestions are an absurd and desperate attempt to distract from the fact that this year's midterms will be a devastating reflection on skyrocketing costs under the leadership of Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Ryan (Ry) Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sharing these cute little words for absolutely no “unusual” reason Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Update for 2027: Soup d'Etat
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/10/2026
Kind of a buried lede in the results of this Supreme Court approval rating poll from Marquette: Overall support for Supreme Court expansion, which even Democratic politicians were dismissing as "radical" just a few years ago, is now at 53 percent today.marquette.edu/2026/09/marq...
Proposal	Favor or oppose
Favor	Oppose
Enforce strict ethics code for justices	89	10
Limited terms for justices	79	21
Increase number of justices	53	47
Marquette Law School Poll, national survey: Sept. 2-9, 2026
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're taking the kids on a road trip around western Colorado for fall break because we are masochists.
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Real Housewives of Women Standing Behind Trump
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A year for $40 - that's like a dollar for every time I quote post Aaron in a day. What a deal!
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rachel Getting Married to the Mob
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The Ghost of @chriscesq Present @chriscesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is so on point he's basically a ballerina
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is remarkable how many Dems in competitive races are not doing the squishy bipartisanship tapioca routine and are instead just letting rip with these guys are a bunch of evil goddamned nazis who want to take all your rights and are also corrupt as fuck. It’s reading the room, I suppose.
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