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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another point for the "everybody is 12 now" theory
grubstreet.com
What If You Never Cooked Again?
Raw ingredients are a hassle, and delivery fees are obscene. But prepared foods ask for nothing — and gourmet grocers are thriving like never before.
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Paolo Uggetti @paolouggetti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sunday marked the end of LIV Golf as we know it. I spent a few days in Indianapolis and wrote about what it’s like when the music finally stops: www.espn.com/golf/story/_...
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Julie Kliegman @juliekliegman.com · 18/08/2026
Today’s the day! FINDING RENÉE RICHARDS is out!!!!!!!
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Finding Renée Richards by Julie Kliegman | Astoria Bookshop
"Not to be missed." —Stephanie Howes, Booklist (starred review)A Town & Country Must-Read Book of Summer 2026The candid, definitive biography of professional tennis’s first openly transgender player, ...
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Dave Wilson @dwil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
An important question for our times: Should your QB be swole? John Mateer has seen the reaction to his offseason transformation and shirtless pics: "The thing I would hate the most is for people to think I'm just some dumb big jock. I don't lift like I'm just a gym bro." www.espn.com/college-foot...
espn.com
Swole ballgame: Should quarterbacks be jacked? An ESPN investigation
Oklahoma quarterback John Mateer has turned heads this offseason with his massive arms. But has he gotten too big?
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The Sunday Long Read @thesundaylongread.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"One of the best profiles I’ve read all year—and one of the best stories about the ~influencer economy~ I’ve ever laid eyes on." - @jacobfeldman.bsky.social on his favorite this week by @chrisalmeida.bsky.social washingtonian.com/2026/08/06/t...
washingtonian.com
Guess What? Tony P Hates You, Too.
Online ridicule helped DC influencer Anthony Polcari go viral—and make money. As his social-media star wanes, he’s looking to jump to television. But can he afford to leave his snarkiest followers beh...
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today is my last day at Sports Illustrated. My choice, after 8+ years and a ton of change and so many stories that meant the world to me. (With one more still on the way.) I'll have more on what's next soon but for now — what a gig! Can't believe how lucky I was to have it.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 07/08/2026
Have to say @chrisalmeida.bsky.social cooked here washingtonian.com/2026/08/06/t...
washingtonian.com
Guess What? Tony P Hates You, Too.
Online ridicule helped DC influencer Anthony Polcari go viral—and make money. As his social-media star wanes, he’s looking to jump to television. But can he afford to leave his snarkiest followers beh...
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Patrick Hruby @patrickhruby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thrilled to share this @washingtonian.com banger from @chrisalmeida.bsky.social on unlikely DC influencer Tony P and his many, many online haters—which is really about the costs of the attention economy: washingtonian.com/2026/08/06/t...
washingtonian.com
Guess What? Tony P Hates You, Too.
Online ridicule helped DC influencer Anthony Polcari go viral—and make money. As his social-media star wanes, he’s looking to jump to television. But can he afford to leave his snarkiest followers beh...
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For @washingtonian.com, I spent the last few months talking to the influencer Tony P in DC and trying to figure out why we chase after attention even when it hurts us.
washingtonian.com
Guess What? Tony P Hates You, Too.
Online ridicule helped DC influencer Anthony Polcari go viral—and make money. As his social-media star wanes, he’s looking to jump to television. But can he afford to leave his snarkiest followers beh...
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wrote a column about rocket explosion videos
nytimes.com
Rocket Explosions Used To Be Tragic. Now They’re Punchlines.
Online, videos of failed launches have become occasions to mock billionaires.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Remarkable indeed
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When you really think about it this is all England’s fault
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is good
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Tour de France starts tomorrow, and ESPN let me go long on Tadej Pogacar, and why he's the greatest bike racer who ever lived
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Can Tour de France champ Tadej Pogačar redeem cycling's reputation?
Pogačar's quest for a fifth Tour de France title begins on July 4. His tougher quest: Making fans believe in miracles again.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Really happy to have @baumann.bsky.social on the site today
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Can Tour de France champ Tadej Pogačar redeem cycling's reputation?
Pogačar's quest for a fifth Tour de France title begins on July 4. His tougher quest: Making fans believe in miracles again.
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 23/06/2026
Three decades since Pokémon’s debut, some of its hottest collectibles can sell for millions at auction — or be stolen at gunpoint.
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How Pokémon Cards Became Scarce, Valuable and Surprisingly Dangerous
Three decades since Pokémon’s debut, some of its hottest collectibles can sell for millions at auction — or be stolen at gunpoint.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wrote a story for Bloomberg Businessweek about how Pokemon cards are more popular than ever and how everything is gambling now
bloomberg.com
How Pokémon Cards Became Scarce, Valuable and Surprisingly Dangerous
Three decades since Pokémon’s debut, some of its hottest collectibles can sell for millions at auction — or be stolen at gunpoint.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm reading this headline on ESPN.com. It is the top headline on ESPN.com. I have literally zero idea what it means. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm not awake right now.
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Golf eyes '30 for ball rollback to combat distance
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Zach Kram @zachkram.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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NBA Finals Game 4: Anatomy of Knicks' comeback, Spurs' collapse
The Knicks rallied back from a 29-point second-half deficit to shock the Spurs in Game 4. Here's how they did it -- and got closer to an NBA title.
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Zach Kram @zachkram.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oops, part 2
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Zach Kram @zachkram.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My notes on this game have descended into increasingly incoherent scribbles
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
nobody move
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/06/2026
Next stop 34th Street
Mayor Mamdani exits the blue and orange painted subway stop outside Madison Square Garden.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Holy shit
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Snarky stuff like this misses the point just as much as people who try and pretend that AI writing could just never be as brilliant as what they produce. The point with this isn’t “does it work?” It’s “is it worth 5 guys having all the world’s resources?” And, no, 82-0 did not convince me of that.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I looked at some tweets yesterday and there were a bunch of people sincerely and earnestly being like “who cares about the journalists, fire them all, people don’t watch 60 Minutes for them! They watch for the stories!” And dawg listen…do we have any theories about how the stories come to be…
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Perfect story, I think
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Child’s Play, by Sam Kriss
Tech’s new generation and the end of thinking
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Wake up in the morning wanting to have ideas" is such an incredible tell. It's like saying you wake up in the morning wanting to be fast but that you don't ever go for a run.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don't know when it became normal for people to not just cheat and lie and steal but also to then say, after being caught, that they did nothing wrong. But I hate it. nymag.com/intelligence...
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Dave Wilson @dwil.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In 1990, in a game that wasn’t even on TV, a photographer captured a bloodied Nolan Ryan, an enduring image of Ryan’s grit, as well as essential home decor. Here’s the story of Nolan, Linda and a photo that led to the Rangers’ bloody jersey giveaway 36 years later. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
espn.com
How a photographer captured Nolan Ryan's bloody jersey and created a 'Texas demigod'
Linda Kaye immortalized the pitcher in 1990, and their bond lasted for years.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I whooped out loud
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wrote this last year about late night shows and late night bands and creative jobs going away
newyorker.com
The End of the Late-Night Band
Talk shows have long brought musicians into our living rooms, giving them steady gigs and creating occasional musical magic. But maybe not for much longer.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 02/05/2026
The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/04/2026
it's so cool and edgy to regurgitate old corporate marketing slop from the 1980s
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Femi and the Foundation @femiandfoundation.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"I practice my jazz standards."
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Dave Wilson @dwil.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Haotong Li has shown intestinal fortitude this week at Augusta, from his viral bathroom confessions to being paired with Scottie Scheffler in Sunday’s final round. Still, he says the best part of his week was the Par 3 Contest with his mom — and Kevin Hart. www.espn.com/golf/story/_...
espn.com
Haotong Li's had a wacky -- and impressive -- Masters week
The Chinese golfer has been enjoying himself at the Masters. And going into Sunday, he's not out of contention, either.
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sort of makes you wonder what Rory's last decade would have looked like if he'd won a major in, say, 2017
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Dave Wilson @dwil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Brandon Holtz, a 39-year-old RE/MAX agent drank Coors Light and watched hoops in the Crow’s Nest and grabbed a whiskey and camped out on 16 after his first round at the Masters. The golf, he wishes it went better. But he’s ready to keep on dreaming. www.espn.com/golf/story/_...
espn.com
There's a Realtor playing in the Masters
Brandon Holtz, a 38 year-old from Illinois, is this year's tournament's most unlikely participant.
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
More and more people are keeping exotic venomous snakes as pets. What happens when they get bitten? Here’s me in @wired.com on the network of zookeepers saving lives across the country: www.wired.com/snake-bros-a...
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Snake Bros Keep Getting Bitten by Their Lethal Pets. Only Zoos Can Save Them
Your venomous serpent bites you, and the clock is ticking. America’s zookeepers—and a cooler full of rare antivenom—are your best chance of survival.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have had some version of "he wants all of us to be buried with him" in stuff I've written about Trump in the past and usually but not always taken it out. It didn't like looking at it, mostly, but over time it just became one of those things that was too obvious to bother with. It's all sickening.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you’re keeping count, in my TL, I just came across in the last 15 minutes three separate stories on people claiming to be journalists who boast of using AI in their writing. They are willing accomplices to the attempted murder of journalism.
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Dave Wilson @dwil.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
For five years, Rori Harmon has had one of the toughest jobs in sports: She’s Vic Schaefer’s point guard. His first commit, she led his rebuild but most importantly, his defense: "She picks your ass up at the city limits and she shows your butt the door when we're done.” www.espn.com/womens-colle...
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Why Longhorns' Rori Harmon is the 'epitome of Texas basketball'
The Texas point guard has played five seasons while under constant pressure from her coach, Vic Schaefer. It has made both of them better.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
That is a tremendous amount of talent that walked across the street, so to speak, to a Washpost competitor. My goodness.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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Chris Almeida @chrisalmeida.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Deservedly
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the most important night in Washington Wizards' history
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brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
this is what never facing a single consequence in your entire life does to you
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