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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 12h

Eric Schmitt thought he caught Jack Smith committing perjury. His smoking gun? He confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks. Bro brought “receipts” and forgot to read them. Absolutely cooked. @senateinsession @meidastouch #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 13h

Jack Smith came to testify and ended up cooking the entire room. “Proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation. Then he stood by every damn word. That’s how you show up prepared. @meidastouch #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, it’s true. You are a shitty president. Glad you finally admitted it. You said it yourself. Video: @europadotcom #TrumpIsAShittyPresident #HeSaidSoHimself #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 17h

Sen. Kennedy had Jack Smith under oath and bravely asked the questions America needed answered: Tooth Fairy? Easter Bunny? Fearless leadership. Next hearing, maybe we finally get to the bottom of Santa Claus. Video: @CourierNewsroom #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trump: Stop the Deep State! Stop the warmongers! Stop fake news! Meanwhile: his administration controls the Epstein files, he’s waging war without congressional authorization, and his oligarch friends own media empires. Sir, you just described your own table. Video: @couriernewsroom

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sleepy Don™ appeared to doze off during another meeting. In fairness, being President is exhausting when people keep scheduling meetings during your naps. Somebody get this hardworking public servant a coffee—or at least turn the lights down. 🎥 @MeidasTouch #SleepyDon #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shoutout to RFK Jr. We see you, buddy. Can’t get Americans to quit sugar? Recall the sugar. Make America Healthy Again, one recall at a time. Well played. #RFKJr #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Please stop calling Netanyahu a coward. This is a great war criminal we’re talking about! With an ICC arrest warrant, Benny had to flee to New Jersey rather than land in NYC. Apparently “fearless leader” has a Newark exception. #Netanyahu #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Marco Rubio really needs better allergy medicine. The nose. The gums. The sniffing. Obviously allergies. Definitely allergies. Nothing else comes to mind. Tony Montana had terrible allergies too. 🎥 @HQNewsNow #MarcoRubio #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They’re parading Mitch McConnell around like a trained monkey, but apparently the offensive part is saying it out loud. Nothing says “protecting his legacy” quite like getting mad at the mirror instead of the circus. 🎥 @desireereports #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is back at work, and this has officially stopped looking like a commute and started looking like a hostage transfer. 😂 Someone please tell Mitch retirement is legal. 🎥: @desireereports #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump’s DOJ cleared it. Newsom pushed for a settlement. Now we’re told merging Paramount and Warner Bros. is “stronger competition.” Two competitors becoming one isn’t more competition. Don’t piss on LA and tell us it’s raining. #ChrisAhuja #Hollywood

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trump banned CNN, MS NOW & Politico. The entire TV press pool pulled out. So today Trump stood by Marine One talking—with no press pool there to mic him. Nobody could hear a damn thing. He tried to silence the press. He muted himself. @roguednc.bsky.social #Trump #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Kennedy Center is literally a memorial to JFK—and Trump wants to demolish it. Where is RFK Jr.? Where are our former presidents? What’s next, the Lincoln Memorial? Grow a spine. Speak up. This is America. #KennedyCenter #Trump #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

America has a new extremist movement. Their radical demand? Don’t demolish the Kennedy Center. Americans are forming a human chain to protect JFK’s living memorial. Completely unhinged. Next they’ll demand we keep the Lincoln Memorial. #KennedyCenter #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BREAKING: I’m endorsing Barack Obama for President in 2028. Experienced. Electable. Constitutionally ineligible. Trump will be old AF by then anyway, campaigning from a La-Z-Boy and jokingly sponsored by Depends. #Obama2028 #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We’re hitting the streets for Nithya Raman for Mayor of Los Angeles. It’s time to fight for affordability, working people and a better L.A. Join us Sunday in Northridge: act.nithyaforthecity.com/northridge-c...

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RFK Jr, what do you think of Trump demolishing the Kennedy Center?

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trump demolished part of the White House. Now he’s threatening the Kennedy Center over his name. Republicans enable it. Democrats send a statement. At this point, America’s landmarks aren’t history. They’re a demolition schedule. #KennedyCenter #Trump #ChrisAhuja

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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Details are still emerging, but we are grateful to all the firefighters, paramedics and emergency personnel responding to two extraordinarily difficult scenes. Tonight, all of Los Angeles is holding the Chatsworth community and our local news community close.

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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is a heartbreaking night for Los Angeles. My heart is with the loved ones of those lost in Chatsworth, everyone injured, and those anxiously awaiting information about someone they love. I am also thinking of the journalists and news crews reporting while their own community awaits answers.

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is doing fantastic. Absolutely thriving. Nothing to see here. The sad part is watching Republicans stand by and pretend this is normal. Democrats can see it too. At some point, basic human dignity should matter more than keeping a Senate seat. #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today’s lesson: get rid of Macklemore, and suddenly everyone else leaves too. Good news for Ed Sheeran: Pink is available. He needs an opener, and she could use the introduction. Perfect combination. #EdSheeran #Macklemore #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returned to work. Apparently gave one thumbs up. Reporter asked for another. Mitch just sat there smiling. I’m not saying anything is wrong, but somebody might want to try turning the Senator off and back on again. @couriernewsroom.bsky.social #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What if the AI apocalypse scare actually helps Big AI? They can afford armies of lawyers and costly regulation. A 10-person startup can’t. The little company that might cure a disease could die before its idea does. Who benefits? #FollowTheFear #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ted Cruz wants to be President. Today he went on College GameDay in Texas and got booed so loudly you could barely hear him. If your own state greets you like the visiting team, how exactly is the rest of America supposed to go? #TedCruz #ChrisAhuja

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Donald Trump wants to give every American $5,000. Free government checks? Where does the money come from? This socialism is getting out of control. I blame Zohran Mamdani for radicalizing Trump. Still waiting on my check. #Trump #Mamdani #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We’re proud of John Fetterman. Yesterday, he spoke at the Republican convention. Or midterm convention. National convention. Whatever. Who cares. The important thing is John finally came out We knew he’d been wrestling with something for a while. John. Live your truth. #FettermanCameOut

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How DARE Donald Trump give Natalie Harp only $45,000 for Christmas. She follows him everywhere, puts up with him all day—and he’s a billionaire. $45K? Come on, Donald. Don’t be cheap. #Trump #NatalieHarp #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What gives Zohran Mamdani the right to tell New Yorkers what Giuliani’s City Hall knew about the toxic air after 9/11? First free childcare. Now government tells you what you’re breathing. Where does this radicalism end? #ZohranMamdani #RudyGiuliani #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Everybody calm down. This is completely normal behavior. If Trump were doing this from a nursing home, nobody would mention it. Small problem: he’s doing it from the White House. #GrandpaHasTheNukes

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I was wrong to call John Fetterman an asshole. I apologize. After reading his texts dismissing Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia’s concerns over Medicaid cuts, maybe he’s not an asshole. Maybe he’s just a prick. #JohnFetterman #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wait… CLOROX has a recall because its cleaning products might contain BACTERIA? You had ONE JOB. Somehow, under the Trump administration, even the cleaner needs cleaning. #CloroxRecall #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Jiu-jitsu is a small world. Professor Chris and I trained at the same gym years ago but never met. Years later, we connected, and today I took his class—both now black belts. The belts change, but the journey and brotherhood continue. #BrazilianJiuJitsu #BlackBelt #ArteSuave

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Three fallen officers. Three-hour funeral. Fetterman: “3 hours??” Apparently the ultimate sacrifice is fine, but three hours is asking a lot. #JohnFetterman

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Finally, a video game where ICE separates the family for you. The White House’s new immigration games look straight out of 1983. Plot twist: E.T. finally gets home, only to be picked up by ICE. Video @briantylercohen.bsky.social #TrumpVideoGame #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Every Election Day, democracy goes head-to-head with happy hour—and gets crushed. Want young people to vote? Move Election Day to the weekend, make it a federal holiday, or consider compulsory voting. Stop competing with tequila. #Vote #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

JD Vance says he’s doing “God’s work.” In my opinion, if you’re really doing God’s work, start by holding EVERYONE implicated in the Epstein files accountable—no matter how rich, powerful, or politically connected. #JDVance #EpsteinFiles

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The media keeps mocking Trump for falling asleep in public. Just put a bed in the Oval Office already. This is elder abuse. Meanwhile Biden’s riding bikes, eating ice cream and cruising with Jay Leno. Let Donald sleep. Video: @meidastouch #SleepyTrump #ChrisAhuja

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