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AH YES, THE PARTY OF LAW AND ORDER. Someone disagrees with them, so naturally, the next step is getting physical. Nothing demonstrates a deep commitment to American values quite like losing an argument before it even begins. #TrumpRally #ChrisAhuja

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Trump looks old, tired, and increasingly irrelevant. He’s bragging about a packed stadium while the camera shows empty seats. The crowds are disappearing, but the ego remains fully booked. @headquartersnewsroom #Trump #ChrisAhuja

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Pete Hegseth wants to make the military tougher. Wonderful. Nothing says military excellence like a television personality doing push-ups for the cameras while actual soldiers wonder how this became their boss. @jessicayellin #Hegseth #ChrisAhuja

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SPIRIT HALLOWEEN JUST OPENED IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Trump looks ready for a nap, and who is that mysterious lady in red? The Oval Office has officially become a haunted retirement home. Video: @headquartersnewsroom #SleepyTrump

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

TRUMP SAYS IT AGAIN: For the second time, President Trump has said to let Iran fire a missile at Los Angeles or San Diego. These are American cities. These are the words of the President of the United States. Via @headquartersnewsroom #TreasonTrump #ChrisAhuja

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A masterclass in answering without answering. Marco Rubio is asked about the suspected plague lab incident in Russia and proceeds to take the scenic route through an enormous bowl of word salad. Via @cspan. #MarcoRubio #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So THIS is what “family values” looks like? Trump’s giving Natalie Harp a double-take like Melania just left the room. These two look awfully close. Melania, is this covered under the family plan? @CourierNewsroom #Trump #ChrisAhuja

Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Find someone who looks at you the way Trump looks when Natalie Harp walks onstage. Unfortunately for Melania, America has now seen the footage. Awkward family viewing tonight. @isaiahrmartin #Trump #ChrisAhuja

Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT? Trump, speaking about Iran, said: “Let ’em take out Los Angeles. Let ’em take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay.” The remarks came directly from the President. Via @HQNewsNow.

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The funniest part isn’t Pete Hegseth struggling with the dumbbells. It’s knowing he looked at this footage afterward and thought, “Yeah, I look badass. Post it.” @jessicayellin #Hegseth #ChrisAhuja

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Imagine haunting Donald Trump’s consciousness so thoroughly that ordering a beer at a concert probably triggers a Truth Social post. Jack Smith has achieved passive income. #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja

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Vivek is running for Governor of Ohio and almost dropped a kid onstage. Somewhere, his campaign manager just quietly deleted “Ohio is in good hands” from every piece of campaign literature. @meidastouch #ChrisAhuja #Vivek

Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Deep-red Alabama and even the seats are turning blue—from loneliness. Trump keeps insisting his movement is bigger than ever, but those empty bleachers are telling a different story. Turns out crowd size matters after all. @headquartersnewsroom #ChrisAhuja #Trump

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Finally, an issue Trump can relate to. He was found liable for SA, and now he “feels badly” for the men accused in the Cornell gang 🍇 case. I’m sure the connection is purely coincidental. 🎥 @headquartersnewsroom #Cornell #Trump

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Want to make the world a better place? Put everyone on the mats. Jiu-Jitsu is a superpower. It humbles the ego, sharpens the mind, builds community, and teaches calm under pressure. If everyone trained, I think we’d treat each other a whole lot better. #ChrisAhuja #BrazilianJiuJitsu

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Apparently Abdul El-Sayed is “too radical.” What’s he fighting for? Affordable healthcare, housing people can afford and clean water. Terrifying stuff. Next he’ll suggest working people deserve a break. @MSNOW #AbdulElSayed #Michigan #ChrisAhuja

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump says imagine he’s on the ballot because if Republicans lose, he could be impeached. Three impeachments?! At that point you’re not making history—you’re building a dynasty. So much winning. @RogueDNC #ChrisAhuja #Trump

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nothing says “the people love me” quite like getting heckled in public. J.D. Vance wanted a warm welcome. The crowd apparently had other plans. Democracy: sometimes the feedback is immediate. @meidastouch #ChrisAhuja #JDVance

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Chris Ahuja @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Everyone made fun of “Sleepy Joe,” but Trump apparently took it as a challenge. Multiple Oval Office naps later, Donald can finally say: I beat Biden at sleeping. Video: @MeidasTouch #ChrisAhuja #SleepyDon

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Eric Schmitt thought he caught Jack Smith committing perjury. His smoking gun? He confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks. Bro brought “receipts” and forgot to read them. Absolutely cooked. @senateinsession @meidastouch #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja

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Jack Smith came to testify and ended up cooking the entire room. “Proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation. Then he stood by every damn word. That’s how you show up prepared. @meidastouch #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja

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Yeah, it’s true. You are a shitty president. Glad you finally admitted it. You said it yourself. Video: @europadotcom #TrumpIsAShittyPresident #HeSaidSoHimself #ChrisAhuja