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Chris Corkery

@chris.football
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FPL Review Elite 1k 23/24 Overall Rank - 2,261 Ironman finisher, FPL addict and LUFC season ticket holder…so clearly a glutton for punishment!

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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 02/09/2025
Chambers is under 18 so doesn’t qualify. We can get 25, but that’s with all 4 keepers including Mes.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/09/2025
The bad optics will be letting a winger leave to Valencia to open up a squad space, and then potentially not filling it (if Wilson doesn’t arrive).
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 18/08/2025
Already being robbed in week one! #NegVardy
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Dr. Raven the Science Maven @ravenscimaven.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 20/06/2025
Is the implication here that Madueke is a Chelsea academy talent?!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 18/06/2025
Watched it the other day. Brilliant doc. Also, loved the Ironman one they did too.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 28/04/2025
Also, admittedly it’s really not the time for complaining. But he’s just so fun man!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 28/04/2025
I get that we’ve had the two most in form wingers in the league, but he still should have featured more at times, even if only from the bench. That touch for the fourth…oooof!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/04/2025
Far more importantly than this…Leeds are back!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 18/04/2025
19/1 with Paddy Power for Blades to finish top 2. Not that I’ve checked or anything. 👀
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025
Send whatever you want back by the way, got all the cards up to 4 ♦️ already.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025
All 3. Sent you a trade.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025
The fact it’s also the first time Owen Cooper had ever set foot on a set blows my mind. It’s a masterpiece from both him & Erin Doherty.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025
If you’ve not yet watched Adolescence on Netflix, watch it. Episode 3 is up there as one of the best single episodes of TV I’ve ever watched. The acting, cinematography and script are all phenomenal.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025
Just binged all four episodes, and don’t think it’s hyperbolic to say Ep 3 is one of the best single episodes of TV I’ve ever seen.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 19/03/2025
Absolutely buzzing that Keith Dunn is on BlueSky. Keeping up with the Barkley was one of the few things I thought I’d miss about that hellscape bot app that ultimately replaced Twitter. #BM100
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 25/02/2025
Hindsight optimal/pure headloss takes incoming. Very pleased to not be on Elon’s hellscape for all that any more!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 25/02/2025
:pepe_business: cold Emil
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025
I’d not even clocked that! Nice. Lovely flexibility.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025
Haha, yeah, that circa 4% chance though. 🚀
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025
Both FT’s used. DCL to Ndiaye, Dibling to Dango. TC Salah. Now, I’m absolutely praying for the ~4% chance of being able to FH25 into Arsenal/Chelsea/Spurs/Fulham. #FPL
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025
FH25 when cup chaos ensues. :will_be_there:
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025
Now we pray for NLD Cup final. Imagine the FH25 teams!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 25/01/2025
So; this gameweek’s going well. Odegaard ill, DCL off the bench for him…who then gets injured before the pen. Two late Liverpool cleans ruled out. Good times.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 15/01/2025
He means the Trent pass, not Salah’s first touch on the run.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025
Both of us owning Bruno for most of the season only for us to get cucked by him this week as we hold Ødegaard. We all know how that script will play out.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025
Both of us owning Bruno for most of the season only for us to get cucked by him this week as we hold Ødegaard. We all know how that script will play out.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025
Didn’t check my team for about a week and came back to a bin fire. EV pretty much stinks. Rolled my 1 FT as opposed to getting back onto Bruno from Ødegaard. #FPL
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025
Same! Didn’t look at my team for a week and returned to an absolute bin fire.
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Elle @centristmum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Somewhere in Yorkshire there's a bunch of secondary school kids turning to their parents and saying "See, I TOLD you he was a dick" #TheTraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
the priest ATE #TheTraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
#thetraitors
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 06/01/2025
Fully nuked and deleted my Twitter account once this place got set up and have absolutely zero intention of ever creating another one, especially with all the latest shit Musk is peddling on there. Don’t miss it at all either. The place was a cesspit and sounds like it’s only getting worse.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 05/01/2025
Probably fair to say that over the 2 week period that so far this use of 3 FT’s was…very unsuccessful. Hindsight optimal of course!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 30/12/2024
I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 30/12/2024
There is almost zero chance that you can afford that team.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024
I always said xG rank was fugazi.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024
None of it will matter once Salah obliterates our rank.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024
Halfway there!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024
Yeah, I feel like I can’t quite get the balance right at the minute. I seem to be really cautious and gradually build up to 4/5 and then just start burning them all recklessly.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024
3/4 FT’s used. Bruno finally departs the team, along with Mbeumo & Flekken. Odegaard, Eze & Pickford in. Cunha to Isak already pencilled in for this evening with the rolled FT! #FPL
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 28/12/2024
I’m leaning Eze, but I’d be a bit wary of saying he’s categorically “on pens”. Review pen share of about 0.5 sounds about right (maybe a little high) because I think Mateta’s likely to take them when on the pitch.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024
Team needs a bit of surgery now though but fortunately sat on 4 FT’s. Looking like Bruno & Flekken to Alisson & Eze and hopefully can still then afford Isak in GW20 unless he continues to rise rapidly in value every day!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024
Cold from Jurrien Timber clutching 3 bonus points at the end to secure me a 0.16% green arrow. #FPL
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024
Yeah, it’s more the wider impact on future moves and stuff. Having said that, we both just got lucky with Joao Pedro not getting sent off then!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024
You must be rocketing towards overall negvar at this rate?!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024
Yeah, horrible watch that at times - periods where I didn’t have a clue what was going on on the far side of the pitch. But yeah, top of the league. Just need to cement that over the next few whilst Blades have some tricky games.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024
Almost feels a bit dirty owning him, as someone who never had Lingard/Almiron etc.
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024
I’ll come back to this in a few hours!
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Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024
Not a clue. Given he’s the only change too it doesn’t feel like rest. I’ve been fantasising about that Ampadu x Tanaka pivot for weeks now and Farke’s robbed me of it at Christmas. Fuming.
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