Chris Corkery @chris.football · 02/09/2025Chambers is under 18 so doesn’t qualify. We can get 25, but that’s with all 4 keepers including Mes. 000
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/09/2025The bad optics will be letting a winger leave to Valencia to open up a squad space, and then potentially not filling it (if Wilson doesn’t arrive). 120
Reposted by Chris CorkeryDr. Raven the Science Maven @ravenscimaven.bsky.social · 17/07/2025WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!! 35873187
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 20/06/2025Is the implication here that Madueke is a Chelsea academy talent?! 010
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 18/06/2025Watched it the other day. Brilliant doc. Also, loved the Ironman one they did too. 010
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 28/04/2025Also, admittedly it’s really not the time for complaining. But he’s just so fun man! 110
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 28/04/2025I get that we’ve had the two most in form wingers in the league, but he still should have featured more at times, even if only from the bench. That touch for the fourth…oooof!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a pile of food ..ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a pile of food .. 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 18/04/202519/1 with Paddy Power for Blades to finish top 2. Not that I’ve checked or anything. 👀 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025Send whatever you want back by the way, got all the cards up to 4 ♦️ already. 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025The fact it’s also the first time Owen Cooper had ever set foot on a set blows my mind. It’s a masterpiece from both him & Erin Doherty. 000
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025If you’ve not yet watched Adolescence on Netflix, watch it. Episode 3 is up there as one of the best single episodes of TV I’ve ever watched. The acting, cinematography and script are all phenomenal. 100
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 22/03/2025Just binged all four episodes, and don’t think it’s hyperbolic to say Ep 3 is one of the best single episodes of TV I’ve ever seen. 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 19/03/2025Absolutely buzzing that Keith Dunn is on BlueSky. Keeping up with the Barkley was one of the few things I thought I’d miss about that hellscape bot app that ultimately replaced Twitter. #BM100 0180
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 25/02/2025Hindsight optimal/pure headloss takes incoming. Very pleased to not be on Elon’s hellscape for all that any more! 030
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025Both FT’s used. DCL to Ndiaye, Dibling to Dango. TC Salah. Now, I’m absolutely praying for the ~4% chance of being able to FH25 into Arsenal/Chelsea/Spurs/Fulham. #FPL 070
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 01/02/2025Now we pray for NLD Cup final. Imagine the FH25 teams!media.tenor.coma group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us ! 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 25/01/2025So; this gameweek’s going well. Odegaard ill, DCL off the bench for him…who then gets injured before the pen. Two late Liverpool cleans ruled out. Good times. 020
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 15/01/2025He means the Trent pass, not Salah’s first touch on the run. 000
Reposted by Chris CorkeryChris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025Both of us owning Bruno for most of the season only for us to get cucked by him this week as we hold Ødegaard. We all know how that script will play out. 241
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025Both of us owning Bruno for most of the season only for us to get cucked by him this week as we hold Ødegaard. We all know how that script will play out. 241
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025Didn’t check my team for about a week and came back to a bin fire. EV pretty much stinks. Rolled my 1 FT as opposed to getting back onto Bruno from Ødegaard. #FPL 060
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 14/01/2025Same! Didn’t look at my team for a week and returned to an absolute bin fire.media.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . 010
Reposted by Chris CorkeryElle @centristmum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Somewhere in Yorkshire there's a bunch of secondary school kids turning to their parents and saying "See, I TOLD you he was a dick" #TheTraitors 516213
Reposted by Chris CorkeryScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 09/01/2025the priest ATE #TheTraitors 1080265
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 06/01/2025Fully nuked and deleted my Twitter account once this place got set up and have absolutely zero intention of ever creating another one, especially with all the latest shit Musk is peddling on there. Don’t miss it at all either. The place was a cesspit and sounds like it’s only getting worse. 070
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 05/01/2025Probably fair to say that over the 2 week period that so far this use of 3 FT’s was…very unsuccessful. Hindsight optimal of course! 020
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 30/12/2024I’m in this post and I don’t like it.media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and tie is smiling and saying `` alright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is smiling and saying `` alright , i 'm gonna go cry . '' 010
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 30/12/2024There is almost zero chance that you can afford that team. 110
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024None of it will matter once Salah obliterates our rank.media.tenor.coma kermit the frog is laying on a bed with an oxygen mask on .ALT: a kermit the frog is laying on a bed with an oxygen mask on . 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/2024Yeah, I feel like I can’t quite get the balance right at the minute. I seem to be really cautious and gradually build up to 4/5 and then just start burning them all recklessly. 010
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 29/12/20243/4 FT’s used. Bruno finally departs the team, along with Mbeumo & Flekken. Odegaard, Eze & Pickford in. Cunha to Isak already pencilled in for this evening with the rolled FT! #FPL 050
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 28/12/2024I’m leaning Eze, but I’d be a bit wary of saying he’s categorically “on pens”. Review pen share of about 0.5 sounds about right (maybe a little high) because I think Mateta’s likely to take them when on the pitch. 120
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024Team needs a bit of surgery now though but fortunately sat on 4 FT’s. Looking like Bruno & Flekken to Alisson & Eze and hopefully can still then afford Isak in GW20 unless he continues to rise rapidly in value every day! 000
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024Cold from Jurrien Timber clutching 3 bonus points at the end to secure me a 0.16% green arrow. #FPL 130
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024Yeah, it’s more the wider impact on future moves and stuff. Having said that, we both just got lucky with Joao Pedro not getting sent off then! 110
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 27/12/2024You must be rocketing towards overall negvar at this rate?! 110
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024Yeah, horrible watch that at times - periods where I didn’t have a clue what was going on on the far side of the pitch. But yeah, top of the league. Just need to cement that over the next few whilst Blades have some tricky games. 010
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024Almost feels a bit dirty owning him, as someone who never had Lingard/Almiron etc. 020
Chris Corkery @chris.football · 26/12/2024Not a clue. Given he’s the only change too it doesn’t feel like rest. I’ve been fantasising about that Ampadu x Tanaka pivot for weeks now and Farke’s robbed me of it at Christmas. Fuming. 110