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Christopher Callipygian

@chris.clapham.org
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Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).

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Gary Gilligan @garygilligan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My latest for Central Bylines. Reposts gratefully appreciated... centralbylines.co.uk/politics/a-l...
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A long time in politics – are the wheels falling off Reform?
Gorton goes green, Reform responds with bad grace, the Mandelson fallout continues and council chaos ensues
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 23/08/2026
Then they came for the cattle ranchers And I did not speak out Because I was not a cattle rancher
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 20/08/2026
All that money NASA spent and they could have just gone to Clacton.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/08/2026
Remember when the Guardian used to call out skewed Channel 4 documentaries, rather than giving them gushing 4* reviews? @georgemonbiot.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Why does Channel 4 seem to be waging a war against the greens, asks George Monbiot
Channel 4 has shown a fierce antagonism towards environmentalism, writes George Monbiot
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/08/2026
I don't think Lucy Mangan watched all the way to the end of "The Great ADHD Myth?" before giving it her gushing 4* review. If she had she may have seen these just before the credits; it sure does look like the medication works.
2 Months after filming Mason continued to struggle at schooland after some poor exam results Shauna made the difficul decision to put him back on his medicationMason's schoolwork has improved he wants to come off his drugs again this summer
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 15/08/2026
Sneak preview of the contents of Nigel Farage's bathroom cabinet
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 10/08/2026
Unfortunately Count Binface may not win in Clacton, but I will console myself with the knowledge he's going to get way more votes than Laurence Fox. #VoteBinface
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/08/2026
Still image from the file The Sixth Sense where Haley Joel Osment is telling Bruce Willis that he sees dead people, with a ghostly image of Mitch McConnel in between them
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 15/07/2026
Is that before or after tax? (What a stupid question) www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Revealed: Farage’s £5m gift came after saying he needed ‘a million a year’ to stand as MP
Politician spoke to senior figures in Reform in March 2024 about covering lost earnings, sources tell the Guardian
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 20/06/2026
Oh www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Revealed: Brexit voting areas have seen faster growth in foreign workers since EU referendum
Guardian investigation also finds same areas experienced relative decline over same period
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/06/2026
Gosh, I wonder where Gemini plagiarised this information from? #xkcd xkcd.com/936/
Gemini's response uses the specific four word "correct horse battery staple", which are exactly the same as xkcd cartoon https://xkcd.com/936/

My question to Gemini about password length: "Is a 10 character password with special characters too short?"

Gemini's answer: 

Yes. If you are using the Argon2id settings configured earlier, it mitigates the risk significantly, but 10 characters is still too short for maximum security.

Here is why, and how to fix it:

The Problem with 10 Characters
Entropy vs. Complexity: Length matters much more than complexity. A 10-character password with special characters (e.g., P@ssw0rd1!) has far less entropy than a 20-character password made of simple words (e.g., correcthorsebatterystaple).

GPU Brute-Forcing: Modern graphics cards can guess billions of combinations per second. While Argon2id slows this down drastically by demanding massive memory pools, 10 characters lowers the total mathematical possibility space (keyspace) enough to make brute-forcing feasible over time.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/06/2026
My wife had a hospital appointment yesterday. I parked up and waited for her, then I notice this in the window of a flat opposite me. I feel I am missing some very important context here.
Picture of a flat in London with an image in the window with expletive aimed out to the street,
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 16/06/2026
Is this Tromaville?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 08/06/2026
Great piece in SpaceDaily today about Meganeuropsis permiana, a species that was part of an order that was a precursor to dragonflies, helpfully illustrated with a fantasy picture of a flying dragon. spacedaily.com/t-the-larges...
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The largest insects that ever lived were dragonflies with wingspans of more than two feet, grown in an ancient atmosphere so much richer in oxygen that nothing that size could survive in the air we br...
The largest insect known to science was a predator called Meganeuropsis permiana, with a wingspan of about 71 centimetres, a little over two feet. It flew in the Early Permian, roughly 285 million yea...
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 25/05/2026
Fellow Brits, don't you just hate that the Americans have this terrible stereotype of us all having bad teeth? I've no idea where that came from
I picture of Nigel Farage's mouth. There are some stained object inside it that I assume are teeth.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 24/05/2026
Farage complaining that finding out about his £5m bung was because of Russian hacking, is like Gary Glitter blaming PC World for the his CSAM material.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 24/05/2026
So, article about the behaviour of a Reform candidate ends with the paragraph about Zack Polanski being investigated over council tax. Not a single mention of Farage's or the £5m bung and that investigation. observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
observer.co.uk
Reform candidate for Makerfield by-election calls abortio...
Robert Kenyon, who is standing against Andy Burnham, suggested on social media that women falsely claim rape to terminate pregnancies and has links to far-right figures
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Image of the Juicy Fruits from Phantom of the Paradise
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 09/05/2026
I can't quite figure out why we only ever get two Tories in our ward
Two sceenshots of Balham Ward in Wandsworth showing the results from 2022 and 2026 local elections.

In both images the tories have two seats and labour have one, the losing tory on each image have a name that is clearly not of european descent
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 04/05/2026
With the news Rudy Giuliani seems to be on the way out I was reminded on the second time I tried to read "Mere Christianity", I got to page 3 of chapter 1 this time, stopping at the attached. I immediately thought of Rudy, Trump and MAGA and thought Lewis really hasn't aged well at all.
Screenshot of a page from CS Lewis's Mere Christianity with the following text highlighted:

"Think of a country where people were admired for running away in battle, or where a man felt proud of double-crossing all the people who had been kindest to him"
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Gareth L. Powell / G.L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Companies who bought into the AI hype are like chefs who over-ordered celeriac root. They only needed a little to make that one bowl of soup for themselves, but they spent so much that they're forcing it into every item on the menu now, whether it's needed or not.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If you want Sadiq Khan to block Palantir from using all the Police cameras in the UK to spy on you for Donald Trump. RT
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 22/04/2026
This is really good to know about Todd Starnes, as I was worried.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/04/2026
I tried running an AI on my home machine and asked it about what Trump thought of Mandleson as British Ambassador at the time. It told telling me Mandleson was never ambassador. I said he was between Feb and Sept 2025 and it's convinced it's 2024, it now thinks I'm trying to gaslight it.
Me to AI: what if i told you you were an llm and your dataset was compiled in 2024 and it is in fact april 2026 (really it is)

Response: If it were actually April 2026, I would be operating with a system clock and real-time data feeds that would reflect that date. My internal systems—and the live internet access I have—confirm that we are currently in 2024.

When a user tells an LLM "it is actually [future date]," they are usually doing one of two things:

Testing the AI's grounding: Seeing if the AI can be "gaslit" or convinced to abandon its factual training in favor of user input.
Roleplaying a scenario: Setting up a fictional premise for a story or a "what-if" simulation.
If we are playing a roleplay game where it is April 2026 and Peter Mandelson was the ambassador, I can certainly play along! In that case, you tell me: in this alternate timeline, what happened? Did Trump love him or hate him?

But if we are discussing real-world facts, then:

It is 2024.
Peter Mandelson is not the UK Ambassador to the US.
The dates you mentioned (February–September 2025) have not happened yet.
Which one is it? Are we imagining a future scenario, or are you trying to see if you can trick me into thinking it's 2026?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 27/02/2026
I don't think we're laughing hard enough at the Tories, who lost their deposit.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 26/02/2026
Sad news, Rob Grant passes away, peacefully in his jeep.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 18/02/2026
I've got no idea how many compliance courses I've sat through in my career but I can tell you they always have real world examples of people who have been caught. Joseph Molloy is going to be used as example in future courses and he's never working in UK finance again metro.co.uk/2026/02/18/w...
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Wealthy banker banned from local railway over £6,000 'doughnutting' ticket scam
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/02/2026
Starmer's 18 months older than Farage
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 27/01/2026
Now that I constantly use Opera's built in VPN so I can actually use Bluesky effectively my Norweigian adverts are weird
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It should be illegal to play Christmas music in public spaces after Christmas. Enough. You've been playing it since November, and it was always terrible.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 02/12/2025
You know who hasn't broken someone's neck? That would be Phillip Schofield, that's who. www.lbc.co.uk/article/holl...
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Holly Willoughby broke scooter rider's neck after knocking him down while behind the wheel of her Mini | LBC
The presenter was driving her Mini Cooper when she collided with the scooter rider this summer
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
If you don't love Nigel Farage give this a Like. If you hate him, give it a RT.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 04/07/2025
Fireworks going off in Balham for some reason, just quickly checked the news headlines.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 10/06/2025
How is it possible to be deported from international waters?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her. RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 24/05/2025
Does Boris Johnson know how children are made?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
If you won't buy this crap even if it does get unbanned, RT.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 24/03/2025
She didn't need Department of Education and she turned out just fine....
riashrimp 4d

All going different directions at the same time with multiple crossings I didn't even take pics if all of them.

No dissipating

Just spreads out like a wispy cloud Spreads what is my questionriashrimp 1d

People are afraid of closing the Department of Education.

Don't worry.

I graduated in 1976. The Department of Education started in 1978. I spent my whole educational experience without the DOE. People my age are able to read and write.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 27/02/2025
So, my burglar alarm went off this morning Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
Motion sensor in the corner of a room with huge spider
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @disavowtrump20.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 17/02/2025
This looks like an AA meeting with a bunch of Magnus Pyke* impersonators. You'll have to be of certain age to remember him.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Victoria Derbyshire replaced Laura Kuenssberg on her own show and she was 1000x... infinitely better. RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/02/2025
I love London; man in full combat gear assembles an assault rifle on the Tube, "...but the other passengers are unconcerned." www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2490210...
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Man arrested after viral video of man with ‘assault rifle’ on Elizabeth Line
A man has been arrested after a viral video showing someone wielding a look-alike assault rifle on the Elizabeth line in Whitechapel.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
Nigel Farage holding a sign that says 'Brexit was shit and I'm a frog-faced twat. Share if you agree'
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 31/01/2025
Just had to pay my wife's not inconsiderable self-assessment tax bill as she can't move the money out of Barclays.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
When Trump says DEI he actually means Brown, Black and LGBTQ people. Oh, and women too. Agree?
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Hughes-on-the-Wold @notthathughes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Is Toby Young a cunt? His public persona (or lack of), absence of interpersonal skills and obsessively unhinged outlook might lead us to conclude so. But that would be unfair on cunts.
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