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Christopher Callipygian

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Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).

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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 02/10/2026
I seem to remember that Norman Tebbit said all you had to do to be English was support the England Cricket Team:
Quote from Norman Tebbit from 1990 in the Los Angeles Times: "A large proportion of Britain's Asian population support South Asia when it plays England. Which side do they cheer for? It’s an informal test that I think has quite a lot of substance. Are you still paying devotion to where you came from or where you are?"
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/10/2026
Tom and geography
Tom's tweet showing a Google Earth image of opposite sides of the earth that show that the pacific is big and the other side has land, it's captioned "Wild how from one angle the Earth is mostly land, and from another it's mostly water."
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 28/09/2026
They probably called Putin bald
Screenshot from Biblegateway:
Some Boys Make Fun of Elisha
23 Elisha went from that city to Bethel. He was walking up the hill to the city, and some boys were coming down out of the city. They began making fun of him. They said, “Go away, you bald-headed man! Go away, you bald-headed man!”

24 Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the Lord to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears.

25 Elisha left Bethel and went to Mount Carmel and from there he went back to Samaria.

Read full chapter
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 22/09/2026
I remember it was just phenomenal, going from Space Invaders and Defender to proper 3D graphics was at the time just mind blowing. And now we have this
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/09/2026
I love this little snippet from the article, they started their affair when his wife was pregnant or had just given birth.
Screenshot from the article with the text "The couple met while both working at Fox News and began an affair in 2016. At the time, Hegseth was married to his second wife, Samantha Deering, with whom he shares three children: Gunner, 16; Peter Boone, 14; and Rex, 10."

The start date of the affair (2016) and the age of the youngest son (10) are highlighted
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 14/09/2026
Interesting:
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 02/09/2026
Image of Westley and Buttercup staring into each other's eyes, from The Princess Bride
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 02/09/2026
Coming to a ladies loo near you:
Image of Buck Angel, trans man
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 22/08/2026
Nice one Gemini: "This pseudo-philosophical word salad..."
Gemini asked to translate Peterson's tweet into simple english replied with "This pseudo-philosophical word salad translates roughly to:

"Why did Jesus die on the cross if modern people are just going to march in political protests and die of bad health from eating junk food? How can anyone expect spiritual transformation or miracles when they don't even manage their money ethically?"
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/08/2026
She takes him off the medication (I honestly don't think he had any say in this at all), his exam results suffer. He goes back on the medication and everything gets better, now she want's to take him off them again.
2 Months after filming Mason continued to struggle at schooland after some poor exam results Shauna made the difficul decision to put him back on his medicationMason's schoolwork has improved he wants to come off his drugs again this summer
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/08/2026
I don't think Lucy Mangan watched all the way to the end of "The Great ADHD Myth?" before giving it her gushing 4* review. If she had she may have seen these just before the credits; it sure does look like the medication works.
2 Months after filming Mason continued to struggle at schooland after some poor exam results Shauna made the difficul decision to put him back on his medicationMason's schoolwork has improved he wants to come off his drugs again this summer
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 18/08/2026
If I were writing this blog post, I'd have actually gone and looked the case up to make sure my recollection was right and given a better reference. This just sounds like he made that up to make a point.
Screenshot from a snippet of the article mentioned, the text reads:

“Nonetheless, I was appalled years ago, when I read of a woman high up in some British organisation – a nursing one, I think – being sacked just for referring explicitly to the original title of Agatha Christie’s 1939 detective novel, Ten Little N******. And I have read of similar cases more recently. That people should be so punished is stupidly unjust.”
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 15/08/2026
Sneak preview of the contents of Nigel Farage's bathroom cabinet
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/08/2026
Still image from the file The Sixth Sense where Haley Joel Osment is telling Bruce Willis that he sees dead people, with a ghostly image of Mitch McConnel in between them
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 29/07/2026
And I bet he's never even listened to it
Quote from the Observer:
It is impossible to believe that Farage is only a few years older than me. He seems to belong to another generation entirely, another world, even. Was he always like this? He smiles proudly. “I don’t think I’ve changed at all.” Did he like punk? “Nah!” What music did he like? “None.” What does he like now? Is it Elgar’s Nimrod all the way? “I don’t listen to music, I don’t watch television, I don’t read.” So he’s exactly the kind of political robot he purports to despise? “No. My hobbies haven’t gone away. When I’m finished with politics, I’ll have a richer life. I’d like to go to the theatre.” To see what? “Everything from Chekhov to… contemporary stuff.”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/29/ukip-contender-nigel-farage-making-plans-for-us
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/07/2026
Can you imagine if he'd used this swan
A black swan at Chartwell House, Winston Churchill's family home
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 17/07/2026
I wonder why Carl is bothering to review a film that he's not seen and bring it to the attention of his followers? I wonder if there's a hint in the comments.
Screen shot of the first comment on the Carl Benjamin YouTube video by @TheStewrat

"The face that shoplifted from a thousand Walgreens"
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 11/07/2026
Don't want to brag, but I was outside his childhood home yesterday
Image of the exterior of Freddy Mercury's childhood home in Stonetown, Zanzibar
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 02/07/2026
Ok, was completely unaware #WaterfallWednesdays was a thing, so here's one I went to today in Arusha Tanzania
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/06/2026
A citizen from Starship Troopers in full battle gear explaining she's  "doing her part"
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/06/2026
Gosh, I wonder where Gemini plagiarised this information from? #xkcd xkcd.com/936/
Gemini's response uses the specific four word "correct horse battery staple", which are exactly the same as xkcd cartoon https://xkcd.com/936/

My question to Gemini about password length: "Is a 10 character password with special characters too short?"

Gemini's answer: 

Yes. If you are using the Argon2id settings configured earlier, it mitigates the risk significantly, but 10 characters is still too short for maximum security.

Here is why, and how to fix it:

The Problem with 10 Characters
Entropy vs. Complexity: Length matters much more than complexity. A 10-character password with special characters (e.g., P@ssw0rd1!) has far less entropy than a 20-character password made of simple words (e.g., correcthorsebatterystaple).

GPU Brute-Forcing: Modern graphics cards can guess billions of combinations per second. While Argon2id slows this down drastically by demanding massive memory pools, 10 characters lowers the total mathematical possibility space (keyspace) enough to make brute-forcing feasible over time.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/06/2026
My wife had a hospital appointment yesterday. I parked up and waited for her, then I notice this in the window of a flat opposite me. I feel I am missing some very important context here.
Picture of a flat in London with an image in the window with expletive aimed out to the street,
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 16/06/2026
Is this Tromaville?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 03/06/2026
This Farage?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/06/2026
He'd have to get someone to help him choose:
Quote from the Observer, Sun 29 Mar 2015:

It is impossible to believe that Farage is only a few years older than me. He seems to belong to another generation entirely, another world, even. Was he always like this? He smiles proudly. “I don’t think I’ve changed at all.” Did he like punk? “Nah!” What music did he like? “None.” What does he like now? Is it Elgar’s Nimrod all the way? “I don’t listen to music, I don’t watch television, I don’t read.” So he’s exactly the kind of political robot he purports to despise? “No. My hobbies haven’t gone away. When I’m finished with politics, I’ll have a richer life. I’d like to go to the theatre.” To see what? “Everything from Chekhov to… contemporary stuff.”
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 30/05/2026
I have an idea for a gameshow; let's get 100 Americans, make them drive stick and right-hand drive cars then make them navigate this. Hours of entertainment.
Aerial photograph of the Greenstead Roundabot in Colchester. It is a complex junction with a central roundabout surrounded by five mini-roundabouts.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 25/05/2026
Fellow Brits, don't you just hate that the Americans have this terrible stereotype of us all having bad teeth? I've no idea where that came from
I picture of Nigel Farage's mouth. There are some stained object inside it that I assume are teeth.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Image of the Juicy Fruits from Phantom of the Paradise
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 16/05/2026
Could be worse TBH
Image from Poirot showing the lobby of Whitehaven Mansions.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 09/05/2026
I can't quite figure out why we only ever get two Tories in our ward
Two sceenshots of Balham Ward in Wandsworth showing the results from 2022 and 2026 local elections.

In both images the tories have two seats and labour have one, the losing tory on each image have a name that is clearly not of european descent
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 04/05/2026
With the news Rudy Giuliani seems to be on the way out I was reminded on the second time I tried to read "Mere Christianity", I got to page 3 of chapter 1 this time, stopping at the attached. I immediately thought of Rudy, Trump and MAGA and thought Lewis really hasn't aged well at all.
Screenshot of a page from CS Lewis's Mere Christianity with the following text highlighted:

"Think of a country where people were admired for running away in battle, or where a man felt proud of double-crossing all the people who had been kindest to him"
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 03/05/2026
Just repost
Screenshot of the above post and also showing the original message from @epicurious.bsky.social that Hopeful has just plagiarised. What a cunt @shimanti.bsky.social is.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 27/04/2026
Why are you doing this?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 22/04/2026
This is really good to know about Todd Starnes, as I was worried.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/04/2026
I asked for the time now and in 1 min and it couldn't do that (has no ability to pause) and told me the system time is 23 May 2024, now have to wait until tomorrow to continue the conversation.
My question to AI: As your "system time" is only accurate to the day, unless you didn't show me the time for some reason, I will have to wait 24 hours and we will see if your "system time" has changed to May 24, which I will do tomorrow


Response: That is a perfectly fair and logical way to test it. If you message me tomorrow, my system clock will indeed reflect May 24, 2024.

To be as precise as possible so there is no ambiguity when you return, here is the full timestamp of this response:

Thursday, May 23, 2024, at [Current UTC Time] (Note: As an AI, I see the exact hour and minute, but for your test, the date is the key).

I will be here tomorrow. I look forward to seeing if you're convinced that we are in 2024, or if you'll still maintain that it's April 2026!
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/04/2026
I tried running an AI on my home machine and asked it about what Trump thought of Mandleson as British Ambassador at the time. It told telling me Mandleson was never ambassador. I said he was between Feb and Sept 2025 and it's convinced it's 2024, it now thinks I'm trying to gaslight it.
Me to AI: what if i told you you were an llm and your dataset was compiled in 2024 and it is in fact april 2026 (really it is)

Response: If it were actually April 2026, I would be operating with a system clock and real-time data feeds that would reflect that date. My internal systems—and the live internet access I have—confirm that we are currently in 2024.

When a user tells an LLM "it is actually [future date]," they are usually doing one of two things:

Testing the AI's grounding: Seeing if the AI can be "gaslit" or convinced to abandon its factual training in favor of user input.
Roleplaying a scenario: Setting up a fictional premise for a story or a "what-if" simulation.
If we are playing a roleplay game where it is April 2026 and Peter Mandelson was the ambassador, I can certainly play along! In that case, you tell me: in this alternate timeline, what happened? Did Trump love him or hate him?

But if we are discussing real-world facts, then:

It is 2024.
Peter Mandelson is not the UK Ambassador to the US.
The dates you mentioned (February–September 2025) have not happened yet.
Which one is it? Are we imagining a future scenario, or are you trying to see if you can trick me into thinking it's 2026?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/04/2026
So wait, you're now from Canada, not Arizona? Oh, my bad, you just did more plagiarism @ridaine.bsky.social
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 14/04/2026
Why not repost the original of this message rather than simply copying and pasting someone else's comments to make it look like you wrote it? @fisheyeview.bsky.social
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 08/04/2026
Obviously:
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 19/03/2026
Farage's mouth is like a cesspit
Image of Farage showing his black teeth
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 07/03/2026
That reminds me, I haven't checked on Laurence Fox's The Reclaim Party in ages, last time I looked it like it was about to be struck off, let's check. Oh.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 27/02/2026
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 26/02/2026
Had some fantastic vehicles
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 21/02/2026
There may be one fewer by then, and what is the reasoning behind naming your party after a verb beginning with 'R'?
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 18/02/2026
The Balfour Declaration does specifically mention Palestinians already living there
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 13/02/2026
I've not read it as it's behind a paywall, so I'm not sure if the Times covered it, but Dawkins has also travelled on Epstein's plane. In an email from Krauss, Dawkins seems to float the idea that perhaps, as he can't get from Mexico to the island, that Epstein could send his plane to ferry him.
Email dated 15th October 2010 from Lawrence Krauss to Jeffrey Epstein explaining that Dawkins can't get to the Jeffrey's island from Mexico and would he think about sending his private plane to pick him and Steve Pinker up. Dawkins floats the idea to Krauss that he's already flown on the plane once before, so perhaps Epstein would consider sending it to Mexico.
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 01/02/2026
Starmer's 18 months older than Farage
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 27/01/2026
Now that I constantly use Opera's built in VPN so I can actually use Bluesky effectively my Norweigian adverts are weird
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 14/01/2026
I thought exactly the same thing when I saw Bill Nighy
Head shot of Bill Nighy after CGzi as Davey Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean
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Christopher Callipygian @chris.clapham.org · 07/01/2026
It is strange to be criticised by someone from a country that voluntary eats this (artificially coloured, that's nice)
A jar of pickled pig lips, an American delicacy
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