Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 06/10/2025Excellent Zack. Really strong message. Hope in this country has been gone for far too long. Slowly but surely I’m starting to feel it again. 2162
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 06/10/2025Sorry it’s from The Other Place but that’s where I last saw it x.com/thegreenpart...x.comThe Green Party on X: "Let's make hope normal again. https://t.co/FUTPzjSJEi" / XLet's make hope normal again. https://t.co/FUTPzjSJEi 100
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 01/08/2025If you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn’t have had being a paid member of The Green Party and actually being excited by a leadership election on by bingo card but, here we are. Though frankly it may be short lived if @zackpolanski.bsky.social doesn’t win the vote. 0304
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 25/06/2025You are the most amazing beautiful person I’ve ever met how dare you be mean to the love of my life 😠 100
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 14/01/2025Me: *doesn’t sleep* Me: *doesn’t eat* Me: *doesn’t hydrate* Me: *doesn’t exercise* Me: “Why do I feel like shit all the time?” 130
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 24/12/2024I do still think it was pretty expensive but I think we had been into M&S earlier in the day and saw one for £75 or some shit and that might have put it into perspective to the point that it seemed like a good deal at the time. So many lucky ladies getting Charlie gift sets this year (again) 😅 020
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 24/12/2024We got ours from Sainsbury’s but I think it was more like £35 because of some offer 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 24/12/2024Not 5 dictating a letter to mummy Jess for the attention of Santa to ask him if he likes the Christmas tree and she decorated a gingerbread tree for him to eat and he shouldn’t forget to eat it 😭😭🥺 Kid needs to go to sleep so we can wrap her presents otherwise he ain’t coming 😬 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 10/12/2024I can’t be the only person that flings spaghetti at the kitchen cupboard to check if it’s cooked…? 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 27/11/2024Dying at this tweet. Who the fuck cooks their morning porridge overnight on a radiator? Goldilocks would be fuming. 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 19/11/2024There is NO WAY his IQ is over 150. Zero chance. One of his fan boys made it up. 020
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child. (I think we had the same barber…) 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024As far as I can tell there might be a “Digital Wellbeing” or “Focus” mode enabled? Not sure if that rings a bell. 120
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024Not sure but didn’t this get added in a recent Android update? Did she maybe update Android? 100
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024Remember: Your body is a temple, and you wouldn't fill a temple with crisps. (Actually I would, and do, frequently) 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024New Ed Balls day just dropped. Or "the balls have dropped", if you will. 020
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024What specifically makes this unimaginable compared to a couple of weeks ago? The timing of the exodus simultaneously seems correct and odd. To an extent it feels like we should have all gone over a year ago. 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 17/11/2024This is the kind of thing that makes it worthwhile to at least browse Twitter once in a while. 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 17/11/2024Oh no knackered gallbladders are not fun in the slightest. Get that sucker outta there asap! 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 16/11/2024Just when you thought the mental imagery of a story couldn’t get any worse. 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024That’s all good for as long as we can rely on moderators to actually do something about it. Blocking is a good bet though. 330
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024Should we bully them off the platform? Start as we mean to go on. 210
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024Will be me very soon having to catch up on both Severance and The Last of Us before their second seasons come out. Though in the latter’s case that’s more just because I want to watch it again. I know what happened better than most stories thanks to the game and the times I’ve replayed it. 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024I’d like to see you try a version of this (maybe smaller) where you build the same app in different stacks that you’re less familiar with (like PHP). Looking forward to watching this one though! 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024Nearly fell for this bsky.app/profile/offi... Doesn’t look like the real Mark Hamill (handle spelling is wrong). I guess he’ll post on his Twitter when/if he moves.bsky.app 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024Peopling is hard but glad it wasn’t negative. It rarely is in my experience though doesn’t usually leave me with wanting more. Little and not very often is ideal. 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024I’ll be hanging on for a bit. I might consume some content over there but not interact, at least as much. 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/11/2024Am I just a chaotic mess of a person or do I have ADHD? 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 14/11/2024How long until you can buy X and rebrand it as Twitter? 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 14/11/2024This ATProto stuff is pretty nifty. I didn't like the way that on Twitter, Bluesky handles don't render correctly (the @ bit would assume a Twitter handle). So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓 030
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈Bluesky @bsky.app · 18/08/2023One part of our upgraded infrastructure may affect your profile. If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update. (Basically, update to the same handle.) 526107337982
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 13/11/2024I swear everyone in this house is trying to kill me considering the number of shoes that keep getting left in doorways in a prime position for me to trip arse over tit. 120
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 13/11/2024Barron Trump might look innocent enough now but if The Boys has taught me anything it won’t be long until he flings a left wing protestor into a building and lasers Melania. 000
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 05/05/2024Very much the same in a lot of ways. Work, kids, need a holiday. That about sums it up! 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 05/05/2024We are well, thank you. It is @jess.asstrophe.lol and I’s two year anniversary today so yeah that’s gone quick. But we’re all happy and doing well. How are you doing? 150
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 05/05/2024Let’s hope so. I’ve been scrolling for approximately 8 minutes and I haven’t yet seen anything hateful so that’s a win. How are you doing Alex? 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 05/05/2024I’m coming back to Bluesky because X is depressing the fuck out of me. How’s everyone doing? 480
