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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 07/12/2024
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 27/11/2024
Dying at this tweet. Who the fuck cooks their morning porridge overnight on a radiator? Goldilocks would be fuming.
A screenshot of a social media post by “Sir Starmeroid” discussing the cost of their breakfast sourced from Waitrose, claiming it costs £0.19 a day or 6p with cheaper options. The items include organic porridge, organic milk, single apiary honey, and frozen organic raspberries & blueberries. They state that they heat it on a radiator overnight and argue that schools do not need to provide healthy food before or after school. The post suggests parental responsibility should not be shifted to the state. Below, a reply by “Chris Toland” questions leaving radiators on overnight.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 19/11/2024
There is NO WAY his IQ is over 150. Zero chance. One of his fan boys made it up.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 18/11/2024
Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child. (I think we had the same barber…)
chrisasstrophe as a kid
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 17/11/2024
This is the kind of thing that makes it worthwhile to at least browse Twitter once in a while.
Victoria Coren Mitchell, Richard Osman and Susie Dent having a natter on Twitter
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 16/11/2024
Just when you thought the mental imagery of a story couldn’t get any worse.
Michael Fabricant replying to a newspaper headline from Nadine Dorries about group sex in the Commons.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 14/11/2024
This ATProto stuff is pretty nifty. I didn't like the way that on Twitter, Bluesky handles don't render correctly (the @ bit would assume a Twitter handle). So I created a DNS record in Cloudflare and a redirect rule so that requests to chris.asstrophe.lol redirect to my profile page here 😎🤓
A screenshot of my profile at Twitter
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 15/09/2023
Me: I'll just hang on to my two-year old phone for another year. Also me:
iPhone 15 Pro Max order confirmation
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 05/09/2023
RiPe AnD rEaDy
Image showing bananas at Morrisons that are advertised as “Ripe and Ready” but they are still green.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 16/08/2023
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 14/08/2023
Cooking a Hello Fresh recipe for dinner: “Serves 2” Me:
The Fat Controller laughed. You are wrong.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 07/08/2023
Repost a pic with your age, 37
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 05/08/2023
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Me as Ken
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 30/07/2023
I wish the PM all the best with his pregnancy whilst in prison.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @chris.asstrophe.lol · 29/07/2023
Great, now I’m going to have to move my apps around.
Stripe, Eventbrite, and X icons which spell out SEX
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