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Chris Stokes

@chris-stokes.bsky.social
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Comedian & writer. BBC New Talent Hotlist/BBC Three. Host Mystery on the Rocks and Natural Born Storytellers podcasts and currently marathoning Doctor Who on YouTube

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jain edwards @jainedwards.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My award-wnning, sell-out, critically acclaimed special is now available for free online. ✨ Watch here: youtu.be/2X7AeKSrtCY?...
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ninja seagulls exist
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today's episode is a new edition of our favourite video cassette panel game VHGuess! @soozuk.bsky.social finds a new mystery VHS bundle on eBay and @chris-stokes.bsky.social and Masud must guess the contents by asking the right questions. Available now where podcasts are!
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Even though @soozuk.bsky.social is seeing another podcast, as it's the 2020s Masud and I are cool with it, like not bothered in the least. So much so that I went on it and didn't cry once.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf. Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
red dwarfred dwarfred dwarfred dwarf
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"The only podcast doing this"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
QUIZ TIME! Our game VHGuess (I go on eBay, find someone selling a bundle of films on VHS and the lads have to guess what they are) has a New Year Special! @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is the only podcast doing this. 🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
motr gang thinking
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus pod.link/1611976417/e...
Chris Stokes on the tyrant in training podcast with an out of context quote "I got angry with myself and I decided to give myself a good spanking" with his title of Queen Chris
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨 What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery. In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone. How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower? 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
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jain edwards @jainedwards.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.
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Carla Denyer @carladenyer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this. Annoyed all over again now.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are! And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one! 🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars. Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
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Comedy Podcast Devotees @comedypodcastdev.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Comedy Podcast of The Day @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune! #ComedyPodcast #Oscars @soozuk.bsky.social shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
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Spoilerific Oscars Chat | Mystery on the Rocks
A relaxed chat about the Best Picture Nominees!
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees! However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Can't wait till Thursday? An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Loads of fun in Leicester last night, back there on Wednesday with a new show! Pay what you want or £5 in advance from comedy-festival.co.uk
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Bit of a posh gaff tonight for my silly jokes about bums and stuff. (Also right behind is the actual Richard the actual Third which is easily the starriest greenroom I've ever been in)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
when a trans person exists in a video game
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A new episode of our ridiculous quiz show VHGuess has just dropped EXCLUSIVELY over at our Patreon 👇 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
New South Wales - NSW New South Fucking Wales - NSFW
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
New Mystery on the Rocks day! This week we're being very mature as usual
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 This week we're talking VERY reverentially about a very serious subject actually* (*deathwanks!) 🎧LISTEN NOW🎧
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
An extended version of tomorrow's episode just dropped one day early over on our Patreon! Go listen to Masud, @chris-stokes.bsky.social & @soozuk.bsky.social discuss deathwanks! There's also a large backlog of exclusive bonus content! 🔗 patreon.com/mysteryontherocks🔗
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Super fun episode recorded today. Out on Thursday!!!
Masud, Chris and Sooz on a sofa holding mics laughing very hard at something one of them said (not sure what but it looks hilarious)
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The prequel trilogy is in fact still dogshit
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
After being burned too many times, I decided to trust my toaster this morning and turns out it knew what it was doing all along
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you’ve never listened to @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social this is GREAT episode to start with. Join Chris, Masud and me for a deep-dive in to a legend.
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 It's the next in our One Hit Wonders series as @soozuk.bsky.social talks us through the stories behind some of the greatest flash in the pan songs of all time. This time we take a look at Billy Paul's 1972 hit 'Me & Mrs Jones'... 🎧LISTEN NOW🎧
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Also features a brand new alter-ego for Masud to join both Little Boy Dungaree Masud and Topknot Masud! Tune in to collect the whole set!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
BABE WAKE UP NEW @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social JUST DROPPED! We cover a VERY creepy mystery this week, it's been chilling me to me bones since we recorded it. Shudder with us on all your fave podcast platforms. open.spotify.com/episode/6pPk...
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Episode 180: The Cape Intruder and the Halifax Sleepwatcher
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
One of my favourite episodes we've done in a while 👇
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🎊Happy New Year!🎊 New year resolution is, for the first time in far too long, put together a new hour of stand-up. First step towards that is working it up at Leicester Comedy Festival on 12th Feb Would love to see you there! 🎟️https://comedy-festival.co.uk/events/chris-stokes-st-christopher/🎟️
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It's our Christmas episode today and @soozuk.bsky.social introduces me and Masud to Barbara Streisand's version of Jingle Bells, shows us the Christmas cakes her Nan's baked over the last decade, solicits various pics from her boyfriend and we do a bit of mystery. It's incredibly festive
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
🚨🎄CHRISTMAS EPISODE🎄🚨 Join us in the usual podcast places for an episode full of festive cheer as we look at the mysterious origins of a well known Xmas rhyme (which might not be called what you think) AND Masud jacks off to Sooz's boyfriend! It truly is Christmas!
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
MICHAEL JACKSON: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. SANTA CLAUS: I’ve watched that documentary about you.
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Chris Stokes @chris-stokes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I think we might enjoy playing VHGuess a bit too much...
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨 📼Join us for our new favourite game as @chris-stokes.bsky.social & @Masudmilas have to guess which VHSes are in a bundle @soozuk.bsky.social found on eBay!📼 🎧Find us in the usual podcast places🎧
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Mystery on the Rocks @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
🚨VHGuess Episode 1🚨 📢THIS THURSDAY OUR FAVOURITE GAME RETURNS IN ITS OWN EPISODE📢 Join in at home as @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud must guess the VHSes @soozuk.bsky.social finds in a bundle on eBay!
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hot new song that many people can relate to. ©️2024
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