Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Here at Wembley it is now raining, everyone is just relieved Lio Rush got to wrestle before it started #AEW #ALLIN 🤼 020
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Remember fellas: 21 times a month to reduce prostate cancer risk Or like me 421 times a month and you remove the prostate altogether. Problem solved 🦾🍆 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Fire that broke out near Wembley was believed to have been caused by worries Thekla won't be showing up 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026More outrage towards Rockstar as they announce Mitch McConnell will only be available as a digital download 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Everyone is praising the first episode of Lanterns but having FINALLY watched it, I'm sorry but you're all VERY VERY WRONG Simply put: Too long Too rushed CGI is dated Sorry Ryan Reynolds, you do your best but this is one TV critic who won't be watching episode 2!! 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm hearing that before renaming Lake Ontario, Donald Trump wrote Lake America on the entire map, the resolute desk, the floor, the toolbox of a plumber working overtime in the busted toilet and his chicken mcnuggets while searching for Canada on the map 001
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Also another update @melcolemanart.bsky.social wouldn't let me pay her for her awesome art so I adopted an orangutan instead Felix is doing great! He avoids wrestling bigger orangutans He'd be brilliant in the X Division!! ❤️ 🤼 0183
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Women need to start asking bears how often they think about the Roman Empire 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Not to brag but my second time doing standup and I hit my 5 minutes timeslot to the second with material and then exiting the stage 😎 Think there were laughs too! 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I think Henley shirts are my thing Also, my standup looks like I'm telling the audience if they try to heckle I'll fucking kill them 010
Reposted by Kevin RyanGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Transphobes are uniformly trash and we don't need to pretend otherwise. It isn't complicated. 373549893
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? @soozuk.bsky.social you can drink cocktails while solving this mystery! I'll also get myself murdered in February so it won't interfere with Edinburgh Fringe work! 020
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Andrew Tate is claiming inhumane treatment after being provided Enoch Burke as his legal representative 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I know it’s Superman, but the guy shouting, “It’s a bird!” doesn’t There’s a burning building full of people and he’s having the time of his life. That birdwatching freak is my first suspect 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So far it's got Odysseus wearing ear plugs while his ship goes down and then being fed some pringles 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Penny-wise posting on Bluesky "Is IT just me or?" 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So The Avengers next face off against the Democratic Republic of the Doom? 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I miss when gooning was only for hard men, being paid by mobsters to do their dirty work 020
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026So Neil Blomkamp would be happy for everyone to take his work and push it through AI to throw out a bastardised version of his work. Cool. 011
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There's a serious problem with people plagiarizing AI artists work by time travelling to the past, having talent and skill and actually creating art 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 20/07/202618.12.2026 is Doomsday It is also Stone Cold Steve Austin's birthday so there's a spoiler for how Doctor Doom is defeatedstatic.klipy.comStone Cold Stuns Austin Theory at WrestleManiaAlt: Stone Cold Stuns Austin Theory at WrestleMania 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just waiting for confirmation from Trump that it was a second yellow for Enzo 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What are you doing instead of watching the half time silliness? 001
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A lot of credible people are saying Count Binface arrested Andrew and Tristan Tate 110
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Pfft, friends are for losers who don't have any social media accounts 020
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England playing in the Tottenham jersey was the first sign they were gonna lose 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Paul Robinson commenting on BBC about Messi talking to his friend, the ref As a neutral and Irishman, I think the ref has been immense 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm gonna assume Sam Neil went to heaven and an angel welcomed him by dressing up as a raptor for a laugh 031
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I'm waiting for TKO/ WWE to follow Sony's lead and replace all physical merch to virtual purchases only 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Add "try to bankrupt Amnesty International" as another pretty big and obvious clue JK is a truly terrible person 160
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Some People Don't Like That I Tell It Like It Is Some Kids In Derry Get Terrorised By A Demon Dressed As A Clown Sorry Not Sorry 000
Reposted by Kevin RyanKevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026support your local library, folks 1266
Reposted by Kevin RyanPatrick Samphire 🏴 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The worst thing about this is that comma. 3182
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Has anyone ever actually been complimented by having smoke blown up their ass because I'd rather people just like and follow me 100
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My editing skills are top notch You might know I've a podcast @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social If you are going to Edinburgh Fringe this year check out @sammyjcomedian.bsky.social show 000
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026First time doing standup LOOK AT MY RANGE! Also got the roles of Angry the Clown, Silly Sailor, and Dr. Clownius 020
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You all got it wrong We should be hoping FIFA allow the USA team to keep playing Give them Spain next Argentina after that Might as well have some fun since FIFA is a joke anyway 010
Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Woke vandals tore a 300 foot hole through the US defence 000
Reposted by Kevin RyanKevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026He'll claim some woke vandals tore a 300ft hole in the defense 0141