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Kevin Ryan

@kevryanperson.bsky.social
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"An Inspiration" Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽ "Staring at him gives me hot flashes" Eye of Sauron 🔥👁️ "Awooga Awooga" Yoda 🥵 Host of Tyrant in Training 🤴👸🎙️ Regular on Facehuggers & Friends 👽🥰🎙️ Writing a comedy heist book Oceans 11 meets Mordor📜

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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here at Wembley it is now raining, everyone is just relieved Lio Rush got to wrestle before it started #AEW #ALLIN 🤼
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Remember fellas: 21 times a month to reduce prostate cancer risk Or like me 421 times a month and you remove the prostate altogether. Problem solved 🦾🍆
Mens Health article

Men should ejaculate at least 21 times a month to slash their prostate cancer risk
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fire that broke out near Wembley was believed to have been caused by worries Thekla won't be showing up
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More outrage towards Rockstar as they announce Mitch McConnell will only be available as a digital download
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone is praising the first episode of Lanterns but having FINALLY watched it, I'm sorry but you're all VERY VERY WRONG Simply put: Too long Too rushed CGI is dated Sorry Ryan Reynolds, you do your best but this is one TV critic who won't be watching episode 2!!
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Ontario renamed as Lake A Virgin
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm hearing that before renaming Lake Ontario, Donald Trump wrote Lake America on the entire map, the resolute desk, the floor, the toolbox of a plumber working overtime in the busted toilet and his chicken mcnuggets while searching for Canada on the map
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also another update @melcolemanart.bsky.social wouldn't let me pay her for her awesome art so I adopted an orangutan instead Felix is doing great! He avoids wrestling bigger orangutans He'd be brilliant in the X Division!! ❤️ 🤼
Felix tends to prefer the company of orangutans his own size, happily playing alone rather than risking a wrestling match with someone much bigger - a sensible approach that shows his growing awareness of the world around him. Overall, Felix is developing beautifully, and it is a joy to watch his curiosity and confidence grow with every Jungle School session. Thank you for supporting Felix on his journey - your care is helping this bright little orangutan take his first brave steps toward a wild future
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pickles are the devil's sausages 🙁
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Women need to start asking bears how often they think about the Roman Empire
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jesus I almost combusted with rage 🤼
Sean Ross Sapp tweet We have news on a talent AEW has been interested in jumping to the company coming to FightfulSelect.clm for subscribers
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not to brag but my second time doing standup and I hit my 5 minutes timeslot to the second with material and then exiting the stage 😎 Think there were laughs too!
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think Henley shirts are my thing Also, my standup looks like I'm telling the audience if they try to heckle I'll fucking kill them
Performing standup at Cheeky Monkey comedy club in Dublin wearing a white Henley shirt
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Transphobes are uniformly trash and we don't need to pretend otherwise. It isn't complicated.
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? @soozuk.bsky.social you can drink cocktails while solving this mystery! I'll also get myself murdered in February so it won't interfere with Edinburgh Fringe work!
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Andrew Tate is claiming inhumane treatment after being provided Enoch Burke as his legal representative
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know it’s Superman, but the guy shouting, “It’s a bird!” doesn’t There’s a burning building full of people and he’s having the time of his life. That birdwatching freak is my first suspect
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So far it's got Odysseus wearing ear plugs while his ship goes down and then being fed some pringles
This AI slop Odyssey with Odysseus wearing ear plugs AI Slop Odysseus eating a Pringle
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Penny-wise posting on Bluesky "Is IT just me or?"
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So The Avengers next face off against the Democratic Republic of the Doom?
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I miss when gooning was only for hard men, being paid by mobsters to do their dirty work
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So Neil Blomkamp would be happy for everyone to take his work and push it through AI to throw out a bastardised version of his work. Cool.
Artificial Intelligence
Neill Blomkamp’s New Horror Clip Is Entirely AI-Generated, Sucks
It's called Nightborne, and Blomkamp says an AI feature is next.
By Mike Pearl
Published July 21, 2026, 12:22 am ET
Reading time 2 minutes
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I guess he's fuckable? 🤔
Mitch McConnell tending number one with hot beside it
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There's a serious problem with people plagiarizing AI artists work by time travelling to the past, having talent and skill and actually creating art
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The only HOT TAKE the internet can't handle 🤼
Takeshita with the IWGP heavyweight championship
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
18.12.2026 is Doomsday It is also Stone Cold Steve Austin's birthday so there's a spoiler for how Doctor Doom is defeated
static.klipy.com
Stone Cold Stuns Austin Theory at WrestleMania
Alt: Stone Cold Stuns Austin Theory at WrestleMania
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just waiting for confirmation from Trump that it was a second yellow for Enzo
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What are you doing instead of watching the half time silliness?
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A lot of credible people are saying Count Binface arrested Andrew and Tristan Tate
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can use this!
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pfft, friends are for losers who don't have any social media accounts
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England playing in the Tottenham jersey was the first sign they were gonna lose
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Paul Robinson commenting on BBC about Messi talking to his friend, the ref As a neutral and Irishman, I think the ref has been immense
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I...I can't...I just can't...
A post on Threads

Traditional artists tends to place value on the process of making 

AI artists tend to place value on the idea being expressed

One asks "how was this made"

The other asks "what does this make you think or feel"
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm gonna assume Sam Neil went to heaven and an angel welcomed him by dressing up as a raptor for a laugh
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm waiting for TKO/ WWE to follow Sony's lead and replace all physical merch to virtual purchases only
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Add "try to bankrupt Amnesty International" as another pretty big and obvious clue JK is a truly terrible person
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Some People Don't Like That I Tell It Like It Is Some Kids In Derry Get Terrorised By A Demon Dressed As A Clown Sorry Not Sorry
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
support your local library, folks
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The worst thing about this is that comma.
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
America will be OK
Fox news chyron Libraries turning into drug-infested sex dens
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Has anyone ever actually been complimented by having smoke blown up their ass because I'd rather people just like and follow me
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My editing skills are top notch You might know I've a podcast @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social If you are going to Edinburgh Fringe this year check out @sammyjcomedian.bsky.social show
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First time doing standup LOOK AT MY RANGE! Also got the roles of Angry the Clown, Silly Sailor, and Dr. Clownius
Four images of me doing standup
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You all got it wrong We should be hoping FIFA allow the USA team to keep playing Give them Spain next Argentina after that Might as well have some fun since FIFA is a joke anyway
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Woke vandals tore a 300 foot hole through the US defence
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Kevin Ryan @kevryanperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He'll claim some woke vandals tore a 300ft hole in the defense
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