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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

POV your mayor bikes into a yellow-cab at 20 mph and walks away unscathed in one of these bad boys

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Funniest thumbnail + video titles combo I’ve ever seen. Head canon of a Misogynist techbro in shambles at this news

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Confession: I haven’t heard this song in years but it’s replaced the word amazing in my vocabulary. I’ll be eating Indian Food thinking to myself “mhmmm this chana masala! This that shit that give a flower color”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Me and the fellas are up at 4:00 AM 5 Kentucky Fire Cured Swamp Stoagies™ deep googling “best funny bonobo monkeys tierlist bracket”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

POV: you’re a one-eyed minion in the minion race war. Bob just motioned you to his fellow twofers and snarled “baNANA 👁️🤌🏻😡” at you

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Holding in a fart while my girl is still napping next to me

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

In January I passed out while listening to the Austin Powers theme on repeat and ever since I’ve lived all of 2025 with the looming specter of a fucked up Spotify Wrapped hanging over me

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Off half a gal of nik•l•nips speakin languages and creoles once thought to be dead

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I do this to my ex’s kid when it’s my weekends with him

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Guy who can only hands-free cum if he puts on Kendrick Lamar’s “we cry together”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Well it’s working out in my favor but why the fuck does he own the 2xLP of the Pinkprint?

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Beautiful vista on our backpacking hike!! Releasing a swarm of spotted lantern flies before we set off for the next leg :-)

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

The silkwormers and loomers have told tales of my family’s mink trappage for generations. My forefathers of yores used on sticks and spidertac to fashion ensnarements that a weaver’s mind couldnt possibly fathom. No woven tapestry has ever compared to the indulgent scent of a freshly piked mink

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I’ve had such a great time with you tonight, I really appreciate you took the time after dinner to come back here and chat over a red with me. Do you… mind if I put on a little something to set the mood? I’ve got just the thing 😏

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

fuck. fuck. fuck this. I’m seething with pure unadulterated rage right now. fuck. they’re NOT. fucking. RED!!!!!! you can’t call the black licorice that

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

BRILLIANT: Mercedes Benz sponsors world class engineers to design an automatically articulated closeable roof for Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank’s human sacrifice pit!!!! #GoHawks

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The function when someone puts the abstract lava lamp liquid 3 hour youtube video on

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Machine Girl show was a fucking movie last nite!!!!!!! Pit was insane, our squad ran that though 💵 💯

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Rolling joints in my Crayola Midnignt Blue crayon paper wraps. Blowing clouds of pre-K sour diesel directly into the air intake of a daycare AC unit

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Girlfriend sent me this Amazon listing and made zero mention of the bound broiling blood baby. Starting to think I’m the only one seeing hallucinations like this

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Man what are the odds identical twin bots Camilla and Camila loved my Cinnamoroll tweet

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

80 hours of fudge pumping later and this is the thanks I get. Gonna pull these brats from their private schools

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Me and my ragtag collective of midnight runners are working on the most potent distillation of moonshine we’ve peddled to date

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

1st Mink I ever trapped is proudly displayed at the Smithsonian in their “Mind of a Killer” exhibit. The installation chronicles my lifes deeds, including but not limited to a prolific history in Mink imprisonment. Unfortunately my adept mink entanglements are a minor focus in light of other hobbies

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Fucking bullshit…. HR is having a cat-5 meltdown over my co-workers shock-induced asthma attack “”that I caused””… how about you don’t pick the wrong white elephant gift then Jessica!?!?!? Dipshit. I spent all night rigging that. Fuck this

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

99 problems but my swag ain’t one 💯

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Rare human post before re-assuming my post-hawk persona

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

BREAKING: Terrorist activist group “Dh’ua Lippa” caught spreading insurgent propaganda on American airwaves after takeovers of Taipai, Bangkok, and Mumbai. Rumor has it they look to destabilize the Koreas as next move