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Chockrit

@chockrit.bsky.social
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Melee Peach, washed speedrunner, woodworking, maths, guy Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby

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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Trump: "Hey I stole your wallet" Me: What the fuck?! Give it back Trump: "Here's $100 back" Me: There was $500 in that wallet Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Princess Peach
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Aeropress. It's only like $25, portable, lots of different recipes/variations you can do, single serve and also fast. Otherwise, cold brew. You can make good cold brew for basically the cost of filters, but you usually need to brew at a higher ratio so you end up spending a bit more on coffee
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
shejuttabebby
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
How do you define Whiff here? If whiffing is just a swing and miss but excludes no-swing, then I think it makes sense for better hitters to be up top here. They have a better eye, and therefore will recognize middle-middle more often. Need to layer [Middle-Middle Swings] / [Middle-Middle Rcvd]
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Closer to just a class-based shooter than a hero shooter, I think. More TF2 than Overwatch/Marvel Rivals
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/03/2025
While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...
A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
peu importe sa valeur nette tant que tout le monde n'a rien
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
honkai star rail
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Not saying cancer isn't hard to cure or that we aren't making any progress. Saying that we live in an oligarchy, and if we didn't we could have made more progress right now if the goals were aligned. Also, rich people, unlike poor people, can afford cancer treatments without it bankrupting them
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I don't buy the conspiracy that the cure to cancer already exist and elites are hiding it from us. I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.
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Kally @kally.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Showing a 2014 runner a 2025 Whomp's Fortress would probably be the equivalent of feeding a Victorian child a Dorito.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Super Bowl? I hardly knower bowl
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
!bald
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is Trump's America
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers
Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobileJanky Screenshot of StartGG on Firefox Android mobile
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Acquire new mechanic Or learn to change your own oil, it's not that difficult
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"I just needed to sleep on it... For 75 days"
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mentally inserting the phrase "racist sexist homophobe" whenever I see the phrase"far right". Puts every action into context. I should make a chrome extension that does this for me.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Just get new times under 1min on every course, problem solved
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Laury-Anne @lauryanne.eurosky.social · 25/01/2025
Hanouna : Musk n'a pas fait de Salut nazi mais un salut d'amour au public. 😂 mais...
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My only regret is I didn't buy more of him
A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.
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Josh Jepson @jepson.tv · 19/01/2025
With the TikTok ban, it’s time for a new social app to take it’s place Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
DAMINATED LENIN
A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
who up washin they banana
A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180° range of motion.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
it him!
Screenshot of me collecting immersive Mew from Pokemon TCG Pocket
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
You dare use my own spells against me? They were running Volcarona, but it was otherwise the same Centiskorch+Moltres deck I built a month ago 3rd pic is the deck I'm testing. Huge card draw Sigilyph/Slab, then Florges damage and Haunter Ace, with Hypno sleep supp Ggs #pokemon #ptcgp #pokemontcgp
Screenshot of a Battle Log from Pokemon TCG Pocket where my Florges knocks out an opponent's CentiskorchScreenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing a victory over a player named IzayaBrsrk, who was using a Moltres+Centiskorch deck which I theory crafted myself a month ago.Screenshot of a Deck List from Pokemon TCG Pocket including the following cards:

Pokemon
1x each: Gastly, Haunter, Gengar Ex
1x each: Flabebe, Floette, Florges
1x each: Drowzee, Hypno
2x Sigilyph

Items/Supporters
1x each: X Speed, Giovanni
2x each: PokeBall, Professor Oak, Mythical Slab, Sabrina
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Georgie from SD melee in an orange balaclava, flipping off the camera
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This also helps in scenarios with no Butterfree, since Lilligant builds Celebi faster. The extra 10hp over Shiinotic is also cute.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Realizing that this deck is a bit more consistent subbing Lilligant for Shiinotic. Instead of a 50% to keep the enemy slept and adding 1 extra energy to Celebi, you get a 100% of adding 2 energy. Butterfree+Erika is enough to keep Lilligant up, and past 8 energy the EV is so high it doesn't matter.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Don't gamble, just stack the deck #ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
Fully set up using the Friends deck I built in Pokemon TCG Pocket. Celebi Ex has 9 energy, which were attached by stalling with Lilligant in front (Lilligant adds one energy to a benched Pokemon per attack done). Butterfree on the bench heals all Pokemon for 20hp per turn each, and Serperior doubles all energy attached to grass Pokemon.Celebi Ex uses Powerful Bloom, which flips one coin per energy and does 50 damage per heads. I had 9 energy, being doubled by Serperior's ability on my bench, and flipped 13/18 heads doing 650 damage in one shot.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This deck crumples easily to early pressure, and also if you lose the 1/2 to start Caterpie. But against any kind of long stall or even medium setup, the card draw and delay is so strong that no matter what they build you are going to win the attrition battle.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Heist mission success parameters: 1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible 2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest 3. Evolve Serperior 4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall 5. Flip 12 coins 6. Profit #ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
A Pokemon TCG Pocket Deck List containing

1 each of the following cards:
Metapod
Butterfree
Snivy
Servine
Serperior
Morelull
Shiinotic
Celebi Ex
Potion
X Speed
Poke Ball
Leaf

2 each of the following cards:
Caterpie
Professor Oak 
Sabrina
Erika
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Literally Gen 1 miss odds
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Um actually gambling is overrated
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket, where I used Celebi Ex's attack Powerful Bloom. This flips one coin per energy, and does 50 damage per heads. I had 8 energy, so flipped 8 coins, and got 8 Tails.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I snagged that Aretha Franklin album a bit ago, that's a good grab Dylan albums are both bangers, need them on vinyl
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
he just an eepy boy
an eepy kitty in he blankeyan eepy kitty in he basket with he blankeyan eepy kitty in me lap make he biscuits
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
King Gizzard - #299 🎧 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Might need a little more support to beat Mewtwo. Maybe throwing in a Moltres Ex would do it.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I think this is anti-meta vs Celebi decks -Low energy costs overall -Vulpix has 50% to block -Ninetales+Blaine 1shot Celebi -Ninetales 1shot entire Serperior line -Ponyta 75% 2shot, 100% 3shot Snivy/Servine -Ponyta->Rapidash 75% 2shot, 100% 3shot Celebi -Rapidash+Blaine 75% 1shot, 100% 2shot Celebi
Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket containing one Giovanni, one Red Card, and two each of the following:

Vulpix
Ninetales
Ponyta 
Rapidash
X Speed
Poke Ball
Professor Oak
Blaine
Sabrina
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Curious what your thoughts are on running a single Caterpie in a grass deck, for consistency in finding your Serperior evos.
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Chockrit @chockrit.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I will never do the "wokey-pokey"! Back in my day you only had right limbs and left limbs! There are only two kinds of limbs!
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