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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley

@chloerules.bsky.social
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No kings, no gods, no masters. (Also no DMs please.)

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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok then let’s ARREST THIS DUDE. JFC. I can’t wait to vote in a government that will blast this piece of shit into oblivion once and for all
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Expectations are premeditated resentments”
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sooooo the TV pool ban…how come we didn’t do this like, a while ago? Freedom of press is obviously the cornerstone of democracy and the #1 stronghold against fascism but idk I would think also that Not Killing People/placing innocent people into torture camps would also be…like, up there?!?!
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blondie013.bsky.social @blondie013.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fosters are desperately needed to save NYCACC dogs and puppies. Fostering is All Expenses Covered. If interested in adopting or fostering please check out: @notthesameone2.bsky.social @morgfairsdogs.bsky.social @princesskim.bsky.social You can DM them for info and applications. PLEASE REPOST
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m never really tempted by the kittens at the shelter, it’s always the sweet senior kitties that make me wish we had room for one more. Just look at this wonderful old man baby, Castor. 🥹 www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“everyday takes figurin out all over again how to fuckin live.” - Calamity Jane, Deadwood
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Agatha Christie’s “And Then There Were None” by Jordan Peele, flipped to make the 10 Little Indians rhyme focused on recounting indigenous history and the atrocities they’ve suffered at the hands of North American/Western European governments and populations
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PAUL NEWMAN in a 'get really stoned' tee with four beers, in 1981. Dude.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery."
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@deviantlampshade.bsky.social thanks for the list mention, so sweet of you!
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Rosegarden54🦋💙🦋 @rosegarden54.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re helping
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This airline rules so hard
Ryanair will dispute passenger's claim he was sucked out of window
CEO Michael O'Leary tells reporters the businessman was sucked 'towards' but not out of the opening
Business live -latest updates
Gwyn Topham
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been dying to show you Oreo with her perfect little heart nose and now she's finally up for adoption! She's available in South Burlington, Vermont (and does not like other cats!). www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
photo of a shorthaired black and white tuxedo cat lying on a colorful blanket in a white cat condo.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
cmonnnnnn
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🥊🇺🇸🌹
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a summer camp but where it’s raining all the time and everyone just gets stoned and discusses various parts of True Detective season 1 for like two weeks
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is Sky, one of my models at the shelter yesterday. As you can see she forgot one of her legs at home and tried to act all casual like I wouldn’t notice. I have never in my life had to deal with such unprofessional conduct.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
me: WTF is wrong with boomers also me: *watches madmen* Oh.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they said they are super proud of you.♥️
The two best people ever; Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, smiling together.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Best Little Rocky Whorror House in Transylvania
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I watched Rhinestone last night for the first time. HIGHLY recommend for a giggle. Absolutely ridiculous and Dolly is Dolly so she was and is forever at her best. Didn’t even mind Sly Stallone! Great wardrobe.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
today is a drink whiskey and cry to outlaw country all day kind of day. No plans are valid, no obligations obligatory. We are all too sad.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
LITERALLY WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING NOW THAT TIM AND DOLLY LEFT
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 26/08/2026
an angel in the infield 🥹💖
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
don’t fuck with me and play Coat of Many Colors I WILL lose my shit for the 59382828727th time today
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
only time I ever saw Dolly was 10 years ago at the Hollywood Bowl. My bff got us center seat tickets (all seats at HB are terrific) and we excitedly went to sit down. We were pretty far back, but who cares, it’s Dolly Parton at the Hollywood Bowl! We got some drinks and snacks and were stoked. /1
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
fuckin Hard Candy Christmas coming through
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
who cares about anything other than who we lost today? We will never recover from this
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Dolly Parton Wink
ALT: Dolly Parton Wink
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She was too good for this rotten place.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Don’t worry, folks. We’re not boning. She’s just my ethereal wife from heaven. Just your regular sky priestess 50 years my junior who grants me a love so eternal. You guys know what I’m talking about. Anyways no idea where my hag wife is, might be dead.”
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is an alarmingly dark, dark and yet beautiful portrait of mental illness, right here.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
cardsagainsthumanity.com
Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
seeing Peggy Hill get through menopause is empowering
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will NEVER stop seeing that pathetic coward hiding in an airport catering truck like a scared little bitch.
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sure do love the #LastPodcastOnTheft crew!
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💋SassyAss💋Sister🔥🔱ValkyrieQueen🔱❤️‍🔥🥷Resistance Fighter👊 📎 @sassysister27.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
❤️ Snickers ❤️ 💔 He’s the forgotten dog! He arrived at Queens ACC as a stray in rough condition, but has been healing and showing more of his gentle personality everyday. He’s a sweet, soft-natured boy who’s calm, affectionate & playful! Can you be his hero? Let’s get him seen 2find his🏡 🙏Share him
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Chloe Newsom-Kingsley @chloerules.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A NYT Daily Gamer’s story of madness and frustration in two images:
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Office of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭 @mayorwu.boston.gov · 31/07/2026
Now, any couple who gets married in City Hall can request a pet certificate upon uniting their household! 🐾 This certificate is dedicated to the shared commitment, love, nurture and proper cuddles our pets bring to our lives. Be sure to bring your pets to make the ceremony paw-fect.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
8 years ago.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
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