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Chloé Pants

@chloepants.bsky.social
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poet/educator/yooper/worry wart/lunatic 🌙

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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okaaaaay. That's enough now. All done. No more. JFC.
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Senator Paula Simons 🇨🇦 @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The main Truth and Reconciliation Day ceremony on Parliament Hill begins with the Eagle River Singers. (The national broadcast will start in 5 minutes.) #cdnpoli #yow #Canada #Ottawa
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The National Day for Truth and Reconciliation can be difficult. If you're struggling, please reach out to someone you trust. Residential School Crisis Line: 1-866-925-4419 (24/7) Hope for Wellness: 1-855-242-3310 or online.
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Senator Kim Pate @kpateonthehill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, we honour all of those impacted by residential schools and continue to advocate for decolonization, decriminalization and decarceration. This day serves as a reminder that the harm caused by residential schools is profound and persists in Canada. (1/4)
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beautiful
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do you call it when it's a US psyop to call something a Chinese psyop?
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Amy Westervelt @amywestervelt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We gotta start referring to data centers by both their mother and father's last names, Spain style. The Microsoft-Chevron data center, the Meta-ExxonMobil data center, and so forth. Absolutely no reason just the tech bros should be taking the heat on this shit
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Women at Work 🪏
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Steven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poetic, exigent, horrific. "Trump usually does not swing straight at the First Amendment. He & his backers erode it like termites: buying out news stations, rigging algorithms, threatening excessive litigation, & deploying threats of violence at individuals--until there is nothing left to protect."
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Once again, the man is an open white supremacist who is promoting a global movement in support of the ideology and he’s already denied resources to millions of people in service of it.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping.
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ilana Glazer's Funny Salute in Broad City
Alt: Ilana Glazer's Funny Salute in Broad City
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Slow Horses ⭐️
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Amen! (She's got a one-woman improv show in LA that sounds gd amazing. And is currently trying to get a horse back from her ex husband in hell, aka Alex Jones.)
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? 💕 #September21
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The old lie... "My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori." --Wilfred Owen www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46560/...
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Dulce et Decorum Est
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs, And…
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Bill Hader as Keith Morrison: OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO
Alt: Bill Hader as Keith Morrison: OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey White House Correspondents' Association -- is *this enough?
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
running a bit late bc I always overcommit myself but otw to the Kennedy Center protest
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jackson speech (partial)
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 18/09/2026
These days
The people, we know…
But these days even scarecrows
Do not stand upright

Issa
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The United Nations’ top human rights body reported that it found “reasonable grounds” to believe that the U.S. committed war crimes in Iran.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a Precious Moments statue inscribed with the Fourteen Words
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only and only 👀 @vinnythomas.bsky.social 🍜
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kendall Roy: I'm the Eldest Boy!
Alt: Kendall Roy: I'm the Eldest Boy!
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good god almighty
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jesus Mary and Joseph it's just madness
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
JMJ 🫠
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
3 wolves killed in 3 days and a 41 acre data center approved, woohoo Colorado!
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Same!
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Lucille Bluth's Surprised Wink (Arrested Development)
Alt: Lucille Bluth's Surprised Wink (Arrested Development)
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Omg delicious embarrassment of riches!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Democrats should be at the microphone right now noting that this is a Hatch Act violation that they'll be pursuing in January. I don't care that the nation's become numb to this shit. It's still illegal and if Democrats should run against it and then act to crush it.
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Font discrepancies, so classy
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are so many stories lately about people who died by suicide after falling into emotionally manipulative patterns with chatbots. We rarely get to hear how the people who loved them are coping after an unimaginable, senseless loss. This is one of their stories: www.404media.co/austin-gordo...
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'Tell Everyone:' A Man Died by Suicide After Talking to ChatGPT. His Former Partner Wants to Warn the World About AI
After allegedly becoming emotionally reliant on ChatGPT, Austin died at 40 years old, leaving behind family and friends who loved him. Megan wants everyone to know what happened.
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But it's a *flight*! Cheers!
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BUNCH: “.. Americans are an amazingly brave people .. They’ve got to be brave enough to face their own history. .. And I will stand against wind and tide to prevent history from being erased ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/a...
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apologies! I read it wrong and got all worked up. Sorry:
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not trying to actualllly, but SW SD is home to Pine Ridge Rez ✌️
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Chloé Pants @chloepants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
andrea gibson rip 💔🦄💥🪄
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