Reposted by ChloeB𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/08/2026Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows. 623171914200
Reposted by ChloeBRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Criminal slumlord Jared Kushner’s corrupt $5B resort plan in Albania has all but effectively collapsed after the country froze all of his assets that are tied with his money laundering project. Good. Well done to the Albanian people who refused to see this happen. 674259295866
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I guess Cassidy forgets how good his up vote for RFK worked out? 000
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So, the Argentinian fans are disputing the referee's calls in their game against Spain and expect a rematch? LOL I guess karma has finally occurred. We haven't forgotten Maradona's handball goal against England. Pathetic! 000
Reposted by ChloeBMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026She hisses and swats at everybody, so we took her to the vet thinking maybe she was in pain. Turns out she's just an asshole. 4677831491
Reposted by ChloeBGod @thegodshow.com · 22/06/2026Thou shalt not kill baby ducks and then blame it on ‘radical leftist lunatics’ because you’re an anti-science moron. 10479541703
Reposted by ChloeBCoolHandNuke @mrfawkes50.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton. 1354194775074
Reposted by ChloeBRG3 @robertgriffiniii.bsky.social · 15/06/2026After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game. You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵 #WorldCup #Football #Soccer #RG3 #Love #sports #RGIII #RobertGriffinIII #Japan #Discipline 646147863215
Reposted by ChloeBShut up man!! @shutupman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So you're telling me that if I went to the capitol and beat the hell out of some police officers with an American flag, and then built a guillotine and threatened to hang the Vice-President, and then wiped shit on the capitol walls during my visit, I may be entitled to compensation? Fuck! 2503979958
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 30/04/2026When I was a bartender in NYC - We 86'd all sorts of "overserved" customers! No one even knows what that means anymore. 030
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 08/04/2026YAY! We're still alive! It is, however, bad when you are hoping that he inmates really do take over the asylum! 010
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"Let's just clutch our pearls" - That's what the answer is to this insanity? 010
Reposted by ChloeBNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I voted for Trump and now I am living in a post-apocalyptic hell hole where I am slowly dying of radiation poisoning. But at least now no one is saying "happy holidays". 36842104
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Do we really have to impersonate Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove? 010
Reposted by ChloeBGod @thegodshow.com · 07/04/2026You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there. 288148913813
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Not qualified? You mean an alcoholic, part-time employee for fox daytime? How could that be... 000
Reposted by ChloeBMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Reminder this guy is still doing the worst possible stuff to our most vulnerable 60174842485
Reposted by ChloeBMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 25/03/2026When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.' 187119971585
Reposted by ChloeBWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/03/2026A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all 619354588124
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It's amazing how these people, with inflated egos and very little brain power, are surprised when they end up under the bus. 000
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Just like when they imported German Beer in 1942... Oh wait. 000
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 16/03/2026OMG my brain is scrambling trying to make sense of this "News Conference?" 000
ChloeB @chloeb25.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You can't make this up! Reggie/Jesse - I guess it's better than Janet?? 000
