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@chisumu.bsky.social
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she/it/they cat/dog/fox thing that yells at computers

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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
watching How It's Made and thinking "I should call her"
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think I've accidentally torn spacetime and allowed the yuri dimension to leak into the real world around me
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
im ultra instinct gay
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
chat, we're not just cooked, we're battered and deep fried
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
everyone reciting streets 1:12 during the trans lesbian foursome
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mars Climate Orbiter circa 1999:
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my t4t relationship is shareware
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Voltairine 🥞🚩🖥️⚛️🚀🏳️‍⚧️ @sorceressofmath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If you don't like your body, you can just change it. God is fake and we live in an age of ascending transhumanism. Hack your endocrine system. Add or remove body parts. Store your PGP and FIDO2 keys under your skin. Give yourself new senses. Make yourself glow in the dark.
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theDevster @devinjl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Turning all the puppygirls into catgirls by forcing them to play jazz music
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
polyamorous woman who schedules hookups via jira tickets
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
when you cook the ingress router in your homelab but it's time for bed
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ground bird (rerun)
A chicken stares up at a smaller bird in a tree, mocking him saying "haha! Ground bird! 'lost the ability to fly because of selective breeding'-ass bird!"

The chicken begins extending its neck towards the branch, the other bird exclaims "oh shit!"

The chicken, now at eye level with the smaller bird says "fuck you."

later the chicken sits on the edge of a cliff, his neck still incredibly long, and says to itself "the drive for revenge has fundamentally changed who I am into something I can no longer recognize as myself. There is no place for me now in my old life"
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chsm @chisumu.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I do year themes: this year's theme is Momentum. Last year was wonderful and impactful for me, so I want to continue those things. Momentum I think of in the physics sense (p=mv). It's a focus on building Momentum up on the things I start and maintaining it on the things I have going.
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 17/11/2025
everyone keeps telling me this post is yuri
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green sits by himself in front of his computer, frowning in mildly annoyed disappointment. His thoughts hover above his head as narration.
Green, in thought: They say "nobody else is in charge of your online experience. Nobody's breaking into your home to show you things that make you mad." Of course not.

Green remains unmoving, his expression unchangeing, as Blue appears on the scene. Blue is frowning at his phone, tilting the screen towards Green, who is adamantly not even glancing towards the phone.
Blue: Look at this stupid thing people are arguing about.
Green, still in silent narration: He lives here.
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 25/04/2025
today's #art: a birthday boncle commission takua and mun jaw examine that thing from the flash game
a pudgy lizard and a matoran examine a strange device under a starry sky and a red shooting star
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river wolf @deathcvlt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 17/10/2024
tonight's #art: quicksilver mysticist / mechanical sorceress
a mechanical creature with three arms and an eye floating in a column of sparks for a head
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Savanna Ganucheau @srganuch.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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StuntmAEn Bob @stuntmaenbob.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
How about some 1bit pixel art sharks?! #pixelart
1bit pixel art shark - blue shark 1bit pixel art shark - blue shark 1bit pixel art shark - tiger shark 1bit pixel art shark - mako Shark
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Glass Palette Bot @bullseyepalettebot.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A Complimentary palette with 001321 Carnelian Trans, 000146 Steel Blue Opal, and 000920 Warm White Opal
A circle split into three pie slices making a Complimentary palette with the colors: 001321 Carnelian Trans, 000146 Steel Blue Opal, and 000920 Warm White Opal
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
how to www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: The rat cartoonist and Jeremy the Duck are watching the cartoonist draw with a gigantic Apple Pencil on a gigantic iPad on a cluttered desk. CARTOONIST: "I find it often helps to simply open with a sincere anxiety simply expressed"
PANEL 2: CARTOONIST: "Then you've got a premise for another character to play against or add to" JEREMY: "The illusion of a fuller universe!"
PANEL 3: CARTOONIST: "Don't write jokes, wander into them. You're doing this to find a path forward from panel one's agitation to anything else, even if there's no punchline." JEREMY: "Because it's a private ritual against despair anyway."
PANEL 4: CARTOONIST: "Exactamundo, Jeremy. The best jokes will reveal themselves to the faithful at the moment they are needed. Until then, breathe, move the pen, keep your heart."
PANEL 5: The cartoonist draws a big sweeping line. JEREMY: "And that's it?" CARTOONIST: "Yeah, and the fucked up thing is, you won't improve until you stop caring if you improve."
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may @maysuser.name · 06/03/2025
you can literally learn more about feminizing hormones from a 5 minute conversation with a discord puppygirl than you will in years of medical school
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 27/02/2025
do the stupid fucking eyeliner and wear the stupid fucking dress and use your stupid trained voice in public because you know what, no one is going to do it for you and also the only person with a responsibility for your happiness is you. so if youre not doing your duty, then who else
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
GEORGE IS GETTIN DYSPHORIC
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Shanguy @shanguy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
vlc ina #inART #いなート
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