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@chipsmelon.bsky.social
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I do not exist, despite popular belief. she/her wowie 18

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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Koidial @koidial.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
ball rolling...
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 07/01/2026
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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Trans Unity Coalition @transunitycoalition.org · 17/08/2025
🍰 We’ve had an incredibly busy first year! Check out all the work Trans Unity Coalition has been up to! 👀 Full post here: www.instagram.com/p/DNcBKkTppL... Ways to help: 💸 Donate: transunitycoalition.org/donate/ 🫂 Discord: discord.com/invite/ztKze... 🤝 Volunteer: unity@transunitycoalition.org
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/12/2025
transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/11/2025
Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
good boy
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Colon @gdcolon.com · 19/10/2025
it's pretty crazy how big of a void vocaloid fills in my life. i would be so pathetic and empty without it. i have such a deep love and appreciation for vocaloid and i wish i could share that with more people
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
splumping the glump right now #glumbo
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
the creature
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
what if instead of hit rhythm game Quaver being called Quaver it was called Quiver
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I think this post is causing people to auto-block this very quiet and irrelevant account because of the tags, which is actually very funny (if you could not tell, this is an mspaint drawing made by hand, and I am making fun of these concepts)
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'm feeling creaturely right now......
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
After extensive testing, doctors have concluded that you should eat an orange a day. Apples are dangerous and should never be consumed
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
it's called bluesky but I see a disturbing lack of blue skies in here man
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
the world needs more silliness
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The world loves miku
Fast mspaint drawing of many people celebrating. If you see this text please ask me to replace it with a better description!!
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
miku miku oo ee oo
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Thekkgfkg jtheu it's the creashure, #glumbo .............. #argybargy #art
An mspaint digital drawing. It is a green goopy pile with an eye that has a yellow iris, staring at the viewer. There are darker green clumps attached to it, and there's a brighter green liquid dripping out of it.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
trees in the forest are like..... what if we... held roots...
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I have no idea how to use social media guys. I'm a chronic lurker. Save me.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The creature......
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
You fool. That is not how you do it. I am going to violently violence you violently.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The enjoyments list that people seem to require talking in general programming optimism the letter e weasels spelunky terraria meow blahaj users are awesome
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
What if we made python but WEIRD and WACKY, is what Godot said actually (image entirely unrelated)
An mspaint drawing of a 3d toilet which is drawn poorly, leading to it being distorted in weird ways. It is up against a wall which has a banner across it. The banner says "GLUMBO SUPREME ! ARGYBARGY" looped, but only one loop is visible, and the "reme" in supreme is blocked, as well as the entirety of "argybargy". There is also a sign with barely visible text that says "LIVE LAUGH LINGER", and a distorted die with the sides 4, 1, and 2 showing.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I can't read without seeing every e... Help me. I nEEd an EscapE from this placE. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT
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Captain Ishminky 🫡 @captainishminky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ACTUALLY.......ACTUALLY THO PINAPPLE ON PIZZA IS PRETTY GOOD.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It's dark in here
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
New strategy has been developed for adding to the list of people with e in their names. I will find you. You cannot hide.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In an INSANE plot twist, being trans is also not a choice.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Why are there 24 people following me. I keep making turns but these people are still following. I'm scared.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you don't shoot your shot you always MISS! KEEP ON GAMBLING!! (image generated using the advanced Human Brain model, mspaint ver. - 300,000ms, 3 layers) #crypto #glumbo #gambling
A floating yellow head with US dollar signs for eyes and a massive smile, giving a thumbs-up to the viewer. The head floats in front of a green background that has lime dollar signs across it.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
ORANGE
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
His name's Dave Gronkusklok. He works as a cashier at Taco Bell and eats pizza every other weekend. Despite his looks he's actually a pretty calm guy.
An mspaint drawing of a man with a pointy pink nose, a mustache, and a menacing expression. He's got wiggly lumps for hands and is in a pose that makes him look like he's giving the middle finger to you, most humorously of course. He's got a wacky hair style with red drawn across it much like ketchup on a hotdog, and he's standing in front of the iconic Glumbo's G'rages. There are sidewalks and a big dirt path lined with numerous tiny pebbles visible behind him, as well as two g'rage doors. This goes very hard. Banana chair sunshine guitar pizza ocean rainbow moonlight laughter adventure chocolate pillow firefly melody butterfly harmony whisper mountain bubble dream.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
this is me, occasionally
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
SOmetimes you must,
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Disregard previous posts, THIS one is actually me for sure.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Yeah forget the tree I reposted, THIS is me by the way.
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I love Cologne, G
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
spedunky
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
*leans into 🎤* ʷᵒᵒᶠ
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is me by the way
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e ! @chipsmelon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Here are many words which may or may not be related to me: spelunky terraria javascript WEASELS undertale/deltarune GNOMES generally optimistic worldview CHIPSMELON glumbo programming ARGYBARGY lettuce guacamole bacon tomato SUFFERING
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