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Chip

@chippocrates.bsky.social
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killer kung-fu wolf bitch is spooky 🎃 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
We got mosquitoes still out in October cause yall wanna ask Chat GPT what yall should eat for dinner btw.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is an INCREDIBLE joke.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait, when did everyone decide Iñárritu was bad, actually? I remember really liking Birdman, and not exactly being alone.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh wow, a $500 healthcare marketplace "refund" is definitely going to change my opinion on Trump. Yep, in fact you should send me about ten more of these checks and then I'll SURELY start voting red. My vote is for sale and I'm not insulted by this at all.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boy, never meet your heroes, huh?
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coming from Celeste, the spike hotboxes in LOVE ETERNAL are so mean. I must complete this game.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Same person who should be in charge of the "does our logo look like genitalia" problem
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Massively, massively disappointed. I mean he didn't have any idea what he wanted to do but it definitely wasn't this.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The conventional wisdom used to be that the president couldn't really affect the economy that much. I guess we never considered someone actively choosing to make the worst possible decisions at every opportunity.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Literally the only time I feel good is after a run and it is so hot out
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#lastfourwatched Camp Miasma is so freaking good, and honestly I underrated Samurai Cop based on how entertained I was.
Recent letterboxd activity: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (5 stars), Obsession (4 stars), Phantasm (3.5 stars), and Samurai Cop (2 stars)
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn I really need to watch this show.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe if we start adding lithium to the water supply in Silicon Valley these tech bros would fucking chill.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Camp Miasma is very very very very good.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think personally I would have burned out long before I did if it weren't for NPR intentionally presenting the news in a less sensationalized way. Corporate media (and later social media) optimizing for outrage and shock is probably major component.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only about halfway through at the moment, but Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is incredible.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have a very faint memory of a news story about Desert Storm playing on one of those TVs bungeed to a cart.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been to Dollywood three times. The second, I was tagging along with a rather large group of drag queens. I think Dollywood with drag queens is the best way to do it.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I feel like y'all are sleeping on this one.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wet sweet chicken juice
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A silly pun is now the most popular thing I've ever posted.
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I need someone to play Big Walk with and my partner doesn't game.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Caturn
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I want to see your weird art.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've used whenisgood.net but it's annoying on mobile
whenisgood.net
WhenIsGood
Plan the time to have your meeting or event by coordinating availability with all the participants using this fuss-free online tool.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Absolute masterpiece
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes it feels like the only way to be successful in America is to be pathologically confident and that just isn't me. You all look insane but I'm too scared to say that to your face.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Honestly don't remember how I found your account but I've been actively trying to fill my follows with art since I got here and I like your stuff
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I watched Backrooms last night, and I really love how much room there is in the script. There are so many places where a character in an inferior film would be dumping exposition, and in this movie, it just doesn't happen.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Imagine if the Mario Kart 8 soundtrack was an entire genre. That's what this sounds like.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you're not listening to Japanese fusion jazz from the 70s and 80s, what are you even doing? #takanaka
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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We'll keep on pointing at this comic by @skutchdraws.bsky.social and @hbomberguy.bsky.social until it's embarrassing for tech bros to call you a luddite for hating AI! More of Failure to Launch in the link bsky.app/profile/iron...
"Curse you spinning jenny, you ruined everything!" A simpleton looking peasant yells as they smash the wooden machine.

The standard narrative goes that LUDDITES were foolish lunatics who, in fear of technology, decided progress was bad, and started hitting it with sticks. (But the truth is entire ways of life were being destroyed.)

Previously, skilled craftsmen were respected for the time and effort it took to do their work. The entire family usit would form a cottage industry - creating something valuable, and command a decent living. But when a machine can work 10 times faster its owner can charge less for the prodcts- craftsmen couldn't compete and were left out of work almost overnight. 

And as factories became a fixture of the british landscape, these now unemployed labourers often ended up working the factories that had just destroyed their way of life. Britain was the most prosperous nation in history, factory owners became extremely wealthy and influential. But the people doing the actual work saw almost none of it.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
YES love this film
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tuna melts are underrated.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Baby I got a dick like a clif bar, only 250 calories but you're gonna be full for five hours" My girlfriend is very funny.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'd seriously consider finishing that confirmation class I bailed on when I was 16.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well I was gonna pick up Marathon but I guess not any more.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My productivity hack? Two hours of Katamari music. youtu.be/8UcT1rJPw-U?...
youtu.be
Katamari Damacy BGM for Work & Study | Fun & Addictive Soundtrack (2 Hours)
YouTube video by Bandai Namco Game Music
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Actually, hiking is a morally neutral activity. So is camping.
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Partner quote of the day: "Grache's Whelp Juice"
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Chip @chippocrates.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New favorite account alert
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