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Paul

@chipocrite.bsky.social
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Game Boy musician, hack guitarist, EarthNight Composer, cool dad

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 4h
I swear to god Phillies
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22h
I will!
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean this is just insane. Shameless and disgusting. Yes, it’s normal to act dumbfounded when someone asks you about something that *didn’t happen in your real life.* Be a man and admit you were wrong so we can all just move on.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This will be Donald Trump’s actual legacy. Until these brainwashed maniacs realize the truth actually matters, especially when it’s easily proven, the world will run on lies and anger. Has the government always lied? Sure. But never this stupidly. This is easily disproven but maniacs don’t care.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most underrated feature that can make a car awesome is its options for windshield wiper frequency
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ phillies
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Expel the warmongers but first we’re gonna change the name to Department of War. Also we’re gonna start wars.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why was there never a bad Inspector Gadget NES game
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man. The Phillies are looking atrocious. Really just crashing out. I don’t know if I could even take any more weeks of this
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fascinating thing about this is, it also works if you imagine it’s Jimmy Kimmel saying it
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Airport!) is objectively hilarious
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
0-12 with runners in scoring position is fine Phillies sure no problem keep it up.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best thing about Angine de Poitrine is how they write songs pushing the envelope of “live looping.” They work extra hard to make sure their songs aren’t just someone layering shit for 3 minutes & then playing over it. Take away the costumes, story, microtones.. it’s still just well written music
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You wouldn’t think these people on these electric scooters would be speeding around like maniacs without helmets, dark clothing at night, and yet
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep. Every single thing is a scam with this POS. If his ideas were just actually helpful and popular, he wouldn’t need to do stuff like this. He wouldn’t whine about how everyone is always trying to prevent him from doing his job because nobody would be preventing good ideas.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I spend ~14 hours every day trying to teach my impressionable 4 year old that it’s wrong to be selfish and you shouldn’t throw tantrums when things don’t go the way you had hoped they would. But millions of people have made it ok for the grown ass president to act that way every day. So sick of it.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching right now, can confirm this is real and insane
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine if you would for just a moment, if Biden did this to Fox or whoever. Objectively imagine what the response would be. Ok.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty strong chance Kash gets fired pretty soon. Exposing these people as the idiots they are really can make a difference
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuckin guy is talking about how the “radical left” bullies and “cajoles” the Supreme Court while he is literally trying to bully and cajole them into letting him have his way
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell can’t just not appear today. He works for people. Citizens. If for whatever reason he can’t even muster a “I’m ok I just can’t make it in person,” he isn’t fit to serve.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spoken like a true maniacal narcissist. Doesn’t care about anyone else today or in the future. So fucking sick of it
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uh I just turned on this Phillies game what is this garbage
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn’t read this article but anything longer than “because he’s a piece of shit” is not worth anyone’s time
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Important president talking about the important business he’s doing on his important trip to an important country while the rest of the issues facing the world are just not that important
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Phillies are fighting for their lives in this game and I’m here for it
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ace of Baste
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve heard “King of Wishful Thinking” by Go West so many millions of times at CVS and shit that I’ve become ear-blind to how actually great of a song it is. Cheesy, yes. Well written? Also yes. I think it’s due for a cool cover from some indie band, if it hasn’t had one already
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok if this much money is just out there somewhere that it can be promised like this… what happens to it if he loses?
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love that his attempts to backtrack and actually tell the truth are somehow even more ridiculous than his compulsive lying
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh the Trump coins sold out? Hate to break it to you maga but they weren’t all bought by you. They will, however, be sold back to you at a huge markup by people who hate you after he’s gone
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you’re going to literally objectify women (“Sydney Sweeney is a reminder from God”) maybe just try to be a tiny bit more subtle?
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Aside from how stupid this is in general, why is this something the government would ever even remotely need to be involved with?
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I try to reserve my calls for “25th amendment now” but holy hell 25th amendment now
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lol “she’s a stalker” Bro her job is covering the news, specifically the president, specifically you. If you aren’t ok with people getting paid to scrutinize everything you do, well, it’s a little late for that
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is actually a flawlessly perfect depiction of what Trump actually thinks the presidency is. Sit at your stupid desk with stupid printouts, mark them up with your stupid sharpie, smirk and gloat about it like smug child, success.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Funny how republicans are actually using communism as a red herring right now. RIP Tim Curry
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Instagram showed me something about this group. I’d never heard of them as far as I can remember. This shit is awesome, I love finding bands I should’ve heard 15 years ago music.apple.com/us/album/idi...
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Idio_T by IDIOTAPE on Apple Music
Song · 2011 · Duration 5:42
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was at a bar watching the Phillies and I left in the 8th because it was shitty Big mistake
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This guy is a bad president. In case it wasn’t clear.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have to say I actually do agree with this. This isn’t just another “Man these people suck, I wish they would get their comeuppance”… This is genuinely uncomfortable stuff to read. I wouldn’t wish this kind of scary, blind devotion on anyone. Get help.
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I busted out the instant pot for the first time in at least more than three years. Probably closer to like, five or six. Waiting for it to depressurize but it smells awesome. Will follow up once I’ve been to flavor land or whatever they say
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Congratulations America, being the president is no longer meaningful in any imaginable way
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/08/2026
Darlene Graham just bumbled through one of the worst responses to a question during a political debate you'll ever see
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At some point, other responsible adults have to stand up to this, to his face, and demand he stops lying. Saying things with a lot of confidence might work when you’re selling people shitty real estate but when the entire world is depending on you, there has to be a limit
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m begging this fucker to just please be serious about governing and doing things for other people just once in his life
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of the strangest parenting things I’ve experienced is the weird feeling the first time you actually watch the scene in the movie with the song you’ve been listening to a million times for months
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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is so close to self awareness it’s sickening. People aren’t criticizing you just cuz you’re silly ol’ Bill Cassidy. They’re criticizing you because you make bad decisions again and again and again
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