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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Seeing Ted Leo tonight and then three Phish shows this weekend and god damn did I need this

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Backrooms was cool. I think the plot could’ve been a tiny bit better but the world and mood they created was incredible

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean this is just insane. Shameless and disgusting. Yes, it’s normal to act dumbfounded when someone asks you about something that *didn’t happen in your real life.* Be a man and admit you were wrong so we can all just move on.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This will be Donald Trump’s actual legacy. Until these brainwashed maniacs realize the truth actually matters, especially when it’s easily proven, the world will run on lies and anger. Has the government always lied? Sure. But never this stupidly. This is easily disproven but maniacs don’t care.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s true. Nobody in the history of our democracy has been this straight up threatening. Everyone can be overblown in their rhetoric (“This is the most important election ever” is common on both sides) but there’s not usually this level of “Support me or fucking else”

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Too much or too little will literally make me hate an otherwise excellent vehicle

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The most underrated feature that can make a car awesome is its options for windshield wiper frequency

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s hard to choose but I think my favorite part is “expel the warmongers.” Was that supposed to happen before they renamed it the Department of War? Or before they actually started wars?

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I noticed this was trending so I looked up the story. I hadn’t heard of this song before I happened to notice it playing over the PA at Macy’s the other day. Had no idea it was a “cultural phenomenon,” just figured it was some shit they play at Macys for people shopping for jackets on a Friday night

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Expel the warmongers but first we’re gonna change the name to Department of War. Also we’re gonna start wars.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why was there never a bad Inspector Gadget NES game

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man. The Phillies are looking atrocious. Really just crashing out. I don’t know if I could even take any more weeks of this

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The fascinating thing about this is, it also works if you imagine it’s Jimmy Kimmel saying it

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(Airport!) is objectively hilarious

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

0-12 with runners in scoring position is fine Phillies sure no problem keep it up.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My family also had an Apple IIc for some reason. My parents knew nothing about computers but my dad’s friend was an expert and he gave us a ton of cracked games. 7 year old me was an accessory to cyber crime and I had no idea

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The best thing about Angine de Poitrine is how they write songs pushing the envelope of “live looping.” They work extra hard to make sure their songs aren’t just someone layering shit for 3 minutes & then playing over it. Take away the costumes, story, microtones.. it’s still just well written music

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You wouldn’t think these people on these electric scooters would be speeding around like maniacs without helmets, dark clothing at night, and yet

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yep. Every single thing is a scam with this POS. If his ideas were just actually helpful and popular, he wouldn’t need to do stuff like this. He wouldn’t whine about how everyone is always trying to prevent him from doing his job because nobody would be preventing good ideas.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What if they stayed but relentlessly asked him questions about why it’s ok to abuse the first amendment to his face?

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I spend ~14 hours every day trying to teach my impressionable 4 year old that it’s wrong to be selfish and you shouldn’t throw tantrums when things don’t go the way you had hoped they would. But millions of people have made it ok for the grown ass president to act that way every day. So sick of it.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watching right now, can confirm this is real and insane

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Imagine if you would for just a moment, if Biden did this to Fox or whoever. Objectively imagine what the response would be. Ok.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Don’t try to make the biggest issue Trump ran on and has been pushing for 10+ years political

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is “don’t want to admit it to themselves” either of those or sort of in between?

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To your credit, that arrangement is so absolutely insane it doesn’t feel like there’s any reason it SHOULD be a cover

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’d call them The Empty Pages

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pretty strong chance Kash gets fired pretty soon. Exposing these people as the idiots they are really can make a difference

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fuckin guy is talking about how the “radical left” bullies and “cajoles” the Supreme Court while he is literally trying to bully and cajole them into letting him have his way

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I didn’t hate it but it was always the “we have nothing better right now” last-choice cereal in our house and I always felt like I was missing out on something. Especially if it was like a shitty off brand or something

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mitch McConnell can’t just not appear today. He works for people. Citizens. If for whatever reason he can’t even muster a “I’m ok I just can’t make it in person,” he isn’t fit to serve.

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Spoken like a true maniacal narcissist. Doesn’t care about anyone else today or in the future. So fucking sick of it

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Uh I just turned on this Phillies game what is this garbage

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I didn’t read this article but anything longer than “because he’s a piece of shit” is not worth anyone’s time

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Important president talking about the important business he’s doing on his important trip to an important country while the rest of the issues facing the world are just not that important

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Damn. Hard to be mad about that though, they really put up a fight

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Phillies are fighting for their lives in this game and I’m here for it

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Actually hadn’t heard that one before but I checked it out. Not as good but still decent!

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ooh I just checked it out. Not bad!

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’ve heard “King of Wishful Thinking” by Go West so many millions of times at CVS and shit that I’ve become ear-blind to how actually great of a song it is. Cheesy, yes. Well written? Also yes. I think it’s due for a cool cover from some indie band, if it hasn’t had one already

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I still don’t understand why nobody has talked about or asked what happens to the money if Republicans lose. Because he didn’t say it only EXISTS if they win; he just said it only gets distributed. So what then? Set on fire like the Joker? Spend it all on Diet Coke? Where does it go??

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Paul @chipocrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ok if this much money is just out there somewhere that it can be promised like this… what happens to it if he loses?

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