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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)

@chinchillamajor.bsky.social
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Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved Minnesota cryptid. One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it! Very glad you and I exist. :3 🔞!! - NO MINORS! This account should be considered NSFW.

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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On hiatus from checking my feed, for the indefinite future. I'll pop on occasionally, but just to check DMs. I'm also still on Discord as this same username. I want to keep up, and I can't. But I still care about y'all. Be kind to yourselves while I'm away, okay? That's an order. 🫶✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
been offline since LVLUP but, last couple weeks? have been uhhh. bad like. sudden organ failure bad I can take a direct hit from God and stay standing. I've made it through weirder/worse. But I'll likely be offline while dealing with this, too. I WANT to keep up with all of you. And I can't.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Pride, and happy 11th anniversary of me getting Spot! Who's Spot, you ask? You can find out here: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... #pride🌈 #nonbinary #nonbinarypride #bigenital #bigenitalpride
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
also: I can say this now, a week and a half later, after the biopsy results came in and I know it's *technically* not cancer but I just want all of you to know I have been trying SO HARD to not joke about how my body's so homophobic, I started bleeding from the ass RIGHT AT THE START OF PRIDE MONTH
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
shout-out to the friend who showed me Patrick Stewart's Sexy Cakes SNL skit tonight #NSFW #piss #VincentWhittman
Screencap of Patrick Stewart on Saturday Night Live's Sexy Cakes skit. Caption: "So all your cakes are just women going to the bathroom?" "cakes" is replaced with FICS and "women" is replaced with VINCENT.Screencap of Patrick Stewart on Saturday Night Live's Sexy Cakes skit. Caption: "Yeah. What's your point?"
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
[sees another fancreator chosen for that one all-Vincent New Era zine] Me, without fail: Maaan. That's gonna be SO COOL. I wish I coulda made it into that. Also me: you probably could've if you'd try writing *one thing* that doesn't involve him pissing Me: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
also, got my claws redone for the festivities to come I told my nails to smile real big for the camera, but they didn't :C
A person's right hand, showing off a new manicure. Their nails are glittery black, with alternating overtones of red and blue.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Merry Pridesmas to y'all! ✨️💕 Here's your periodic reminder that I am a NONBINARY ALTERSEX (of the bigenital sort, aka Salmacian) person, with an orientation of AEGOSEXUAL. It only took me until my 40s to find out there were WORDS for me now, haha. X3
The nonbinary pride flag.The altersex pride flag.The aegosexual pride flag.
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foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
life is at least a little beautiful idk
post from havinganormalone

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#NSFW #StaticEel Actual chinchilla care account: [sees my name; follows me] Me: so do you think Vox makes Ethan creampie him in the gill slits 'cause *regular* choking him to completion's just getting old Actual chinchilla care account: [quietly unfollows] Evergreen. Fucking. Tweet. 🙃
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it's over; I win at collecting #vincentwhittman #mpreg #ilikewinning
Photo of a card holder containing Vincent Whittman, from the Hazbin Hotel Season 2 trading card set. The border reads, with sparkles around it, I Want This Man Pregnant.
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💜🌄 @prpl-mtn-manatee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Checking the #HellaPissWeek tag every morning before work like a soldier looking at his locket before returning to war
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yo! Hyde here, aka Gerbil the Chinchilla, a nonbinary & post-op altersex fellow who wrote a book about the new form of surgery I was among the first to have, "Bigenital Revolution" (now available in digital download form, too!): microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... (Thanks, Lexi! 💗✨️)
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Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary... | Microcosm Publishing
Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
your periodic reminder that, though the world at large may be cold, sad, and confusing, it also contains a chinchilla named Snoozles who really does sleep like this
A photo of a chinchilla dangling off the edge of a ledge in his cage, arms straight out in front of him, like Superman flying.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
not me having a new StaticProducers commish idea and quietly skimming all my artist moots to check for Open or Closed status like I'm about to call together The Pervert Avengers
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Tomi Trembath @tomitrembath.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Good morning and happy Trans Day of Visibility, we have a new episode of Transcending Comics to celebrate! This one features an incredibly important story by @chinchillamajor.bsky.social (drawn by @jpawlik.com), and I’m excited to help share this with the world! youtu.be/F5URILuyp3s?... #TDOV
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You May Need to Hear This (feat. Hyde Goltz)
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Let it be known that, I say with no hyperbole whatsoever, every square centimeter of my brain that hasn't been taken up by screaming about LVLUP this past week has been jam-packed to capacity with firehose bursts of joy that I live in a timeline where THIS FAN ANIMATION exists youtu.be/QIdamlgZC-4
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Hazbin Hotel | Vincent Whittman Goes to the Bathroom (GONE WRONG) | Animatic
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I stumbled across Brandon Rogers Sunday. Not only did he recognize me ON SIGHT as Gerbil, he said the Hazbin cast won't shut up about me. "Where's MY letter, huh?" I told him I only gave those to special people. "Get outta here before someone stuffs you up their ass," he replied, & walked off. 💗!
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#LVLUP2026 haul!!! There's no way I can tag every artist in here, but feel free to pipe up if you see something you gave me while I was in Vegas!
Two Hazbin Hotel-themed tote bags, side by side to each other.A hastily Tetris-ed together spread of all the mini prints, cards, and stickers given to me while at LVLUP 2026.Fancards I received while at LVLUP 2026, as well as the rare foils I pulled from my trading card blaster box (TURF WAR 55 NO WAAAY!!!).All the fanmade merch I bought or was gifted while at LVLUP 2026.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It blows my mind that there were people who met me at LVLUP who never once saw me with the giant cup of diet soda that used to constantly be on my person at all times. I've been functionally off the stuff for like two weeks now. WILD
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
bah, you kids and your ability to post about LVLUP less than a week after it happened [shakes my wrinkled Internet dinosaur fist] >:C
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
WHAT'S UP #LVLUP2026 I'M FUCKING MARRYING THIS DUDE I'VE BEEN WITH FOR 20 YEARS, AS OF LAST NIGHT AT THE #HAZBINHOTEL MINI GOLF PARTY I'M GONNA BE UPPERCASE *ALL DAY* TODAY #VoxVal #LoveWins
Screencap from an Instagram reel. A person in a Vox T-shirt proposes to a person in a Valentino cardigan, at a Hazbin Hotel meet-up near LVLUP in Las Vegas.Screencap from an Instagram reel. A person in a Vox T-shirt makes heart hands with a person in a Valentino cardigan. A neon sign in the background reads I'D ROT IN HELL WITH YOU.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lining up at Red entrance at 7:30am for a door opening at 11am, and there are already people here y'all are the real ones 🫡 #LVLUP2026
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I saw the Virus Vox promo at last and immediately needed a 15 minute break *homina*
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
busy making ALL THE SIGILS today in time for the new moon tomorrow 😎 basically pointing at all the ways I've been starting to replace old patterns with healthier/more helpful ones in the past 2 weeks, and saying to the universe, "thank you, I gratefully accept, more of this in particular please :3"
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
GREAT NEWS!! Due to popular demand, there's now a DOWNLOADABLE PDF EDITION of "Bigenital Revolution" available! Check it out on @microcosm.bsky.social 's shop page: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... Five bucks and an open mind, and you're all set! ^^
Screenshot of Microcosm Publishing's page for "Bigenital Revolution".Screenshot of Microcosm Publishing's page for "Bigenital Revolution"-- now with the option to buy a downloadable PDF version!
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
SPEAKING of things on my person that bring me immense joy! I carry these fancards around with me at all times, next to my Journal 3 wallet (which I traded for a gigantic fuck-off bottle of vodka at a con, using the argument, "C'mooon. Grunkle Stan would want you to make the trade!"-- he agreed!).
A Gravity Falls wallet shaped like Journal 3. A hand holds two Hazbin Hotel fancards: faeymouse's Encore Vincent, and kbbirdy's Vocalstatic Valentine's Day OTP card.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
meanwhile, I was just admiring the lapel pins that're on my spring trenchcoat. I fucking LOVE this coat. ✨️ I try to change one of the pins on the day I bring it back out from the closet into regular use, but they're all such good pins for me, I can't bring myself to change any, this year. X3
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
good post
from tumblr user exeggcute:

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
a friend recently said about me that I identify as Brightersexual and, maaan. I am not doing a great job at beating the allegations
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🩷Unity - Carmilla’s Cariña🩷🔞 @unityfyne.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So this is what leveling up feels like. I've been having a string of *phenomenally* good days, since March 31st. Yesterday, I texted one of my best friends, "Do you want to go to the [local free] zoo and blow bubbles at the animals from a bubble wand jar?" and got the quickest DO I?!!! in reply.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was well into my 40s when I stumbled across the word "aegosexual"-- & everything finally made sense! Even when I'd spent two decades as a sex worker, I never ONCE did anything w/o disappearing into the role of a fictional character. Never as ME. I just love that there are WORDS for who I am, now.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/04/2026
I need the joy so I can continue to multitask at my spite. And this morning I'm not sure there is any dichotomy quite as sharp as four nerds asking us to love our shared humanity, and a narcissist whose brain is entirely racist pudding threatening to end an entire civilization via shitpost.
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Linden the Guerrilla Librarian @guerillalibrarian.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Gotta have joy. I think people who criticize joy are those who are not accustomed to being afraid or alarmed about government. We have to have the joy because this is life. Many parts of our government and society doing ill is not new. Joy to get through it all. Yes.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
aw heck, it was YESTERDAY? figures. I only learned I was ace in my 40s; I got a lot of memos to catch up on X3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
[salutes back] Like hell I'm gonna guarantee that everything will be even *worse.*
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States of America is a terrorist.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
(and by the way: a very happy Angel Dust's Birthday to all who celebrate) 🥳💗🎉
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'd said I wasn't coming back to Pokemon Go unless they finally added Mimikyu, and BY GOD, TODAY WAS *MY DAY*
A Mimikyu, patiently waiting for his Trainer to spot him, in Pokemon Go.Wild MIMIKYU appears!I saved every one I caught today. THIS WAS *MY MOMENT* TO SHINEfun fact: the only place I'm still "gerbilfluff" and not "ChinchillaMajor"
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૮ scout ა @l3wdsc0ut.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today is Trans Day of Visibility, and I fight to be as visible as I can every day, because other people's visibility saved my goddamned life, but more importantly because being trans is fucking beautiful. Let me repeat that. Being trans is fucking beautiful. I wouldn't want to be any other way.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Thanks so much to Tomi for this episode of Transcending Comics, right in time for #TDOV . Holding my soul out in my hand, for this one. I'm #bigenital. One of the first post-op #altersex folks. So glad to know I'm not alone. 💗 transcendingcomics.podbean.com/e/you-may-ne... #TransDayOfVisibility
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You May Need to Hear This (feat. Hyde Goltz) | Transcending Comics
Today on Transcending Comics, we're interviewing the creator of an incredible comic that shares a trans experience we've never seen depicted elsewhere. Hyde Goltz’s "Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Gr...
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Y'ALL. I was *today* years old when I first heard Britney Spears' "Toxic." This thing is such a *banger,* oh my GOODNESS 💗 one of the most hopeful thoughts I try to keep in my mind is that there's a good chance I haven't even heard my most favorite-ever song yet. will I hear it today? who knows? 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
my brother messaged me today saying he knew it was some kind of important anniversary for me, but he couldn't remember what. I had to wrack my brains for a while before remembering, oh yeah, todays when my ex-mentor's MeToo article dropped, 8yrs ago. I'd completely forgotten. which feels good~ 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
wait. so. I don't need to get approval and praise from the people I look up to, to consider myself worthy of love, care, and connection, anymore. I always just WAS worthy. [looks around quietly, eyes shining] ...This is *wild,* y'all
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
so for months now, I've only been hopping on weekly to check the same 5 artists been taking a new medication & so much is changing, I feel like caterpillar goop in a cocoon. no idea what I'm going to be like on the other side, other than that this is a Good Thing. that it will be Worth It, somehow
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