ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026On hiatus from checking my feed, for the indefinite future. I'll pop on occasionally, but just to check DMs. I'm also still on Discord as this same username. I want to keep up, and I can't. But I still care about y'all. Be kind to yourselves while I'm away, okay? That's an order. 🫶✨️ 060
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026been offline since LVLUP but, last couple weeks? have been uhhh. bad like. sudden organ failure bad I can take a direct hit from God and stay standing. I've made it through weirder/worse. But I'll likely be offline while dealing with this, too. I WANT to keep up with all of you. And I can't. 130
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Happy Pride, and happy 11th anniversary of me getting Spot! Who's Spot, you ask? You can find out here: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... #pride🌈 #nonbinary #nonbinarypride #bigenital #bigenitalpride 152
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026also: I can say this now, a week and a half later, after the biopsy results came in and I know it's *technically* not cancer but I just want all of you to know I have been trying SO HARD to not joke about how my body's so homophobic, I started bleeding from the ass RIGHT AT THE START OF PRIDE MONTH 040
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026shout-out to the friend who showed me Patrick Stewart's Sexy Cakes SNL skit tonight #NSFW #piss #VincentWhittman 0153
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026[sees another fancreator chosen for that one all-Vincent New Era zine] Me, without fail: Maaan. That's gonna be SO COOL. I wish I coulda made it into that. Also me: you probably could've if you'd try writing *one thing* that doesn't involve him pissing Me: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN 👀✨️ 120
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026also, got my claws redone for the festivities to come I told my nails to smile real big for the camera, but they didn't :C 070
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Merry Pridesmas to y'all! ✨️💕 Here's your periodic reminder that I am a NONBINARY ALTERSEX (of the bigenital sort, aka Salmacian) person, with an orientation of AEGOSEXUAL. It only took me until my 40s to find out there were WORDS for me now, haha. X3 070
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 20/05/2026life is at least a little beautiful idk 662912275
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026#NSFW #StaticEel Actual chinchilla care account: [sees my name; follows me] Me: so do you think Vox makes Ethan creampie him in the gill slits 'cause *regular* choking him to completion's just getting old Actual chinchilla care account: [quietly unfollows] Evergreen. Fucking. Tweet. 🙃 060
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026it's over; I win at collecting #vincentwhittman #mpreg #ilikewinning 1272
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)💜🌄 @prpl-mtn-manatee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Checking the #HellaPissWeek tag every morning before work like a soldier looking at his locket before returning to war 2336
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Yo! Hyde here, aka Gerbil the Chinchilla, a nonbinary & post-op altersex fellow who wrote a book about the new form of surgery I was among the first to have, "Bigenital Revolution" (now available in digital download form, too!): microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... (Thanks, Lexi! 💗✨️)microcosmpublishing.comBigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary... | Microcosm PublishingGo on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the... 063
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026your periodic reminder that, though the world at large may be cold, sad, and confusing, it also contains a chinchilla named Snoozles who really does sleep like this 130
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026not me having a new StaticProducers commish idea and quietly skimming all my artist moots to check for Open or Closed status like I'm about to call together The Pervert Avengers 040
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)Tomi Trembath @tomitrembath.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Good morning and happy Trans Day of Visibility, we have a new episode of Transcending Comics to celebrate! This one features an incredibly important story by @chinchillamajor.bsky.social (drawn by @jpawlik.com), and I’m excited to help share this with the world! youtu.be/F5URILuyp3s?... #TDOVyoutu.beYou May Need to Hear This (feat. Hyde Goltz)YouTube video by Transcending Comics 2106
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Let it be known that, I say with no hyperbole whatsoever, every square centimeter of my brain that hasn't been taken up by screaming about LVLUP this past week has been jam-packed to capacity with firehose bursts of joy that I live in a timeline where THIS FAN ANIMATION exists youtu.be/QIdamlgZC-4youtu.beHazbin Hotel | Vincent Whittman Goes to the Bathroom (GONE WRONG) | AnimaticYouTube video by qiangumo 1144
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I stumbled across Brandon Rogers Sunday. Not only did he recognize me ON SIGHT as Gerbil, he said the Hazbin cast won't shut up about me. "Where's MY letter, huh?" I told him I only gave those to special people. "Get outta here before someone stuffs you up their ass," he replied, & walked off. 💗! 150
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026#LVLUP2026 haul!!! There's no way I can tag every artist in here, but feel free to pipe up if you see something you gave me while I was in Vegas! 230
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026It blows my mind that there were people who met me at LVLUP who never once saw me with the giant cup of diet soda that used to constantly be on my person at all times. I've been functionally off the stuff for like two weeks now. WILD 020
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026bah, you kids and your ability to post about LVLUP less than a week after it happened [shakes my wrinkled Internet dinosaur fist] >:C 030
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026WHAT'S UP #LVLUP2026 I'M FUCKING MARRYING THIS DUDE I'VE BEEN WITH FOR 20 YEARS, AS OF LAST NIGHT AT THE #HAZBINHOTEL MINI GOLF PARTY I'M GONNA BE UPPERCASE *ALL DAY* TODAY #VoxVal #LoveWins 3101
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Lining up at Red entrance at 7:30am for a door opening at 11am, and there are already people here y'all are the real ones 🫡 #LVLUP2026 020
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I saw the Virus Vox promo at last and immediately needed a 15 minute break *homina* 000
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026busy making ALL THE SIGILS today in time for the new moon tomorrow 😎 basically pointing at all the ways I've been starting to replace old patterns with healthier/more helpful ones in the past 2 weeks, and saying to the universe, "thank you, I gratefully accept, more of this in particular please :3" 020
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026GREAT NEWS!! Due to popular demand, there's now a DOWNLOADABLE PDF EDITION of "Bigenital Revolution" available! Check it out on @microcosm.bsky.social 's shop page: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... Five bucks and an open mind, and you're all set! ^^ 1135
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026SPEAKING of things on my person that bring me immense joy! I carry these fancards around with me at all times, next to my Journal 3 wallet (which I traded for a gigantic fuck-off bottle of vodka at a con, using the argument, "C'mooon. Grunkle Stan would want you to make the trade!"-- he agreed!). 171
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026meanwhile, I was just admiring the lapel pins that're on my spring trenchcoat. I fucking LOVE this coat. ✨️ I try to change one of the pins on the day I bring it back out from the closet into regular use, but they're all such good pins for me, I can't bring myself to change any, this year. X3 150
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 01/04/2026good post 144641917
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026a friend recently said about me that I identify as Brightersexual and, maaan. I am not doing a great job at beating the allegations 130
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)🩷Unity - Carmilla’s Cariña🩷🔞 @unityfyne.bsky.social · 27/10/2025 111544
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026 22111624497
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026So this is what leveling up feels like. I've been having a string of *phenomenally* good days, since March 31st. Yesterday, I texted one of my best friends, "Do you want to go to the [local free] zoo and blow bubbles at the animals from a bubble wand jar?" and got the quickest DO I?!!! in reply. 050
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I was well into my 40s when I stumbled across the word "aegosexual"-- & everything finally made sense! Even when I'd spent two decades as a sex worker, I never ONCE did anything w/o disappearing into the role of a fictional character. Never as ME. I just love that there are WORDS for who I am, now. 060
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/04/2026I need the joy so I can continue to multitask at my spite. And this morning I'm not sure there is any dichotomy quite as sharp as four nerds asking us to love our shared humanity, and a narcissist whose brain is entirely racist pudding threatening to end an entire civilization via shitpost. 311025
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)Linden the Guerrilla Librarian @guerillalibrarian.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Gotta have joy. I think people who criticize joy are those who are not accustomed to being afraid or alarmed about government. We have to have the joy because this is life. Many parts of our government and society doing ill is not new. Joy to get through it all. Yes. 042
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026 2964342789
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026aw heck, it was YESTERDAY? figures. I only learned I was ace in my 40s; I got a lot of memos to catch up on X3 020
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026[salutes back] Like hell I'm gonna guarantee that everything will be even *worse.* 030
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 07/04/2026 113831
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The President of the United States of America is a terrorist. 23999284
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026(and by the way: a very happy Angel Dust's Birthday to all who celebrate) 🥳💗🎉 020
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I'd said I wasn't coming back to Pokemon Go unless they finally added Mimikyu, and BY GOD, TODAY WAS *MY DAY* 0160
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)૮ scout ა @l3wdsc0ut.bsky.social · 31/03/2026 11419121
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Today is Trans Day of Visibility, and I fight to be as visible as I can every day, because other people's visibility saved my goddamned life, but more importantly because being trans is fucking beautiful. Let me repeat that. Being trans is fucking beautiful. I wouldn't want to be any other way. 17718
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Thanks so much to Tomi for this episode of Transcending Comics, right in time for #TDOV . Holding my soul out in my hand, for this one. I'm #bigenital. One of the first post-op #altersex folks. So glad to know I'm not alone. 💗 transcendingcomics.podbean.com/e/you-may-ne... #TransDayOfVisibilitytranscendingcomics.podbean.comYou May Need to Hear This (feat. Hyde Goltz) | Transcending ComicsToday on Transcending Comics, we're interviewing the creator of an incredible comic that shares a trans experience we've never seen depicted elsewhere. Hyde Goltz’s "Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Gr... 052
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Y'ALL. I was *today* years old when I first heard Britney Spears' "Toxic." This thing is such a *banger,* oh my GOODNESS 💗 one of the most hopeful thoughts I try to keep in my mind is that there's a good chance I haven't even heard my most favorite-ever song yet. will I hear it today? who knows? 👀✨️ 280
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026my brother messaged me today saying he knew it was some kind of important anniversary for me, but he couldn't remember what. I had to wrack my brains for a while before remembering, oh yeah, todays when my ex-mentor's MeToo article dropped, 8yrs ago. I'd completely forgotten. which feels good~ 👀✨️ 160
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026wait. so. I don't need to get approval and praise from the people I look up to, to consider myself worthy of love, care, and connection, anymore. I always just WAS worthy. [looks around quietly, eyes shining] ...This is *wild,* y'all 160
ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026so for months now, I've only been hopping on weekly to check the same 5 artists been taking a new medication & so much is changing, I feel like caterpillar goop in a cocoon. no idea what I'm going to be like on the other side, other than that this is a Good Thing. that it will be Worth It, somehow 170