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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus)

@chinchillamajor.bsky.social
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Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved Minnesota cryptid. One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it! Very glad you and I exist. :3 🔞!! - NO MINORS! This account should be considered NSFW.

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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Indeed it is! Good eye! I've got a Stargazers necklace still, after my usual go-to, but after they disappeared that tribe down the Memory Hole, I figured I'd probably migrate to the Black Furies-- band together with my fellow femmes and femme-adjacents. :3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On hiatus from checking my feed, for the indefinite future. I'll pop on occasionally, but just to check DMs. I'm also still on Discord as this same username. I want to keep up, and I can't. But I still care about y'all. Be kind to yourselves while I'm away, okay? That's an order. 🫶✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
NEW BENZIE COMIC PAGES! Art by the amazing @shmoki.bsky.social ! Warnings for this batch: None.
Chapter 2, Page 21 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."Chapter 2, Page 22 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."Chapter 2, Page 23 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."Chapter 2, Page 24 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thank you. Hugging back. I miss you. And believe you me, I'm gonna. 💕
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love you freaks in my phone so much. Y'all have added colors, symphonies, to my life, I'm forever grateful for. I don't know what the next month's gonna bring my way. Scary shit's afoot. But no matter what happens: I want to make sure to say thank you. All of you. For being a good experience. 💗
A chinchilla licks the bars of his cage.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
been offline since LVLUP but, last couple weeks? have been uhhh. bad like. sudden organ failure bad I can take a direct hit from God and stay standing. I've made it through weirder/worse. But I'll likely be offline while dealing with this, too. I WANT to keep up with all of you. And I can't.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the delighted scream I scrumped when the first day I log onto Bluesky since April is the day I get news this has updated~
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
it's true, I saw it, I was there 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
giving you my loudest solidarity heart hands from the Twin Cities you can chew on the air, and I'm not even a singer/speaker for my work zero stars out of five; would not recommend this restaurant to friends or loved ones
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
NEW BENZIE COMIC PAGES! Art by the amazing @shmoki.bsky.social ! Warnings for this batch: Love Potioned drinks; knowingly drinking Love Potioned drinks.
Chapter 2, Page 17 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."Chapter 2, Page 18 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."Chapter 2, Page 19 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."Chapter 2, Page 20 of the Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC comic, "Work In Progress."
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Meanwhile: DMed you about a thing. :3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Pride, and happy 11th anniversary of me getting Spot! Who's Spot, you ask? You can find out here: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... #pride🌈 #nonbinary #nonbinarypride #bigenital #bigenitalpride
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
also: I can say this now, a week and a half later, after the biopsy results came in and I know it's *technically* not cancer but I just want all of you to know I have been trying SO HARD to not joke about how my body's so homophobic, I started bleeding from the ass RIGHT AT THE START OF PRIDE MONTH
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
shout-out to the friend who showed me Patrick Stewart's Sexy Cakes SNL skit tonight #NSFW #piss #VincentWhittman
Screencap of Patrick Stewart on Saturday Night Live's Sexy Cakes skit. Caption: "So all your cakes are just women going to the bathroom?" "cakes" is replaced with FICS and "women" is replaced with VINCENT.Screencap of Patrick Stewart on Saturday Night Live's Sexy Cakes skit. Caption: "Yeah. What's your point?"
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the way I got a bunch of texts from fandom friends today letting me know this had been posted, only for me to log onto Bluesky and find the artist of the piece just followed me~ 💖 🫀💕 I'm truly honored, *and* enthralled-- this is terrific stuff, the whole piece! 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
NEW BENZIE COMIC PAGES! yaaay I remembered, this week~ 👀✨️ Art by the amazing @shmoki.bsky.social ! Warnings for this batch: references to disturbing/violent sex in dialogue (nothing shown); drinking; Love Potioned drinks.
Chapter 2, Page 13 of "Work In Progress," a Hellsona OC fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 14 of "Work In Progress," a Hellsona OC fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 15 of "Work In Progress," a Hellsona OC fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 16 of "Work In Progress," a Hellsona OC fancomic.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
[sees another fancreator chosen for that one all-Vincent New Era zine] Me, without fail: Maaan. That's gonna be SO COOL. I wish I coulda made it into that. Also me: you probably could've if you'd try writing *one thing* that doesn't involve him pissing Me: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
also, got my claws redone for the festivities to come I told my nails to smile real big for the camera, but they didn't :C
A person's right hand, showing off a new manicure. Their nails are glittery black, with alternating overtones of red and blue.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Merry Pridesmas to y'all! ✨️💕 Here's your periodic reminder that I am a NONBINARY ALTERSEX (of the bigenital sort, aka Salmacian) person, with an orientation of AEGOSEXUAL. It only took me until my 40s to find out there were WORDS for me now, haha. X3
The nonbinary pride flag.The altersex pride flag.The aegosexual pride flag.
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foppish michael (scary) @dryltt3.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
life is at least a little beautiful idk
post from havinganormalone

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
brb, gnawing on the way you drew Vincent's indignant face on page 1 forever 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I know this struggle intimately my name in several Discord servers is "Val's drool bucket (2nd shift)", and I SO WANT to set it to that on Bluesky, too. For me, it's more like "how mad do I want my publisher to be with me" X3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
so is this, as a matter of fact :3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
hello yes you have my complete and undivided attention 👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#NSFW #StaticEel Actual chinchilla care account: [sees my name; follows me] Me: so do you think Vox makes Ethan creampie him in the gill slits 'cause *regular* choking him to completion's just getting old Actual chinchilla care account: [quietly unfollows] Evergreen. Fucking. Tweet. 🙃
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it's over; I win at collecting #vincentwhittman #mpreg #ilikewinning
Photo of a card holder containing Vincent Whittman, from the Hazbin Hotel Season 2 trading card set. The border reads, with sparkles around it, I Want This Man Pregnant.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I-- I have so much to say about this one. (All praise, no worries!) My mind is spinning, trying to organize my thoughts into categories. (Also: waving hello from my adjacent StaticProducers sandbox, haha!) May I ask: do you prefer comments here in Bluesky replies or DMs, or on the fic itself?
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
finally was online again, just saw this if someone complains about a drawing "taking too long" after hearing that, let me know, bc I will personally show up to their front door & eat them
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Though you already had me at "Vincent Whittman" and "piss" in the same sentence... this is *really* good! ✨️ I love that the same "Oh no..." I breathed at Vincent's predicament with the Channel 6 higher-ups is the same "Oh no..." I gasped when Vincent's well-being was placed in Alastor's hands. X3
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💜🌄 @prpl-mtn-manatee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Checking the #HellaPissWeek tag every morning before work like a soldier looking at his locket before returning to war
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I remembered to post the next few pages of the Benzie comic on the right day! Woo, haha~ X3 Art by the amazing @shmoki.bsky.social . Warnings for this batch: referenced drug abuse (nothing shown).
Chapter 2, Page 9 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 10 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 11 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 12 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC fancomic.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yo! Hyde here, aka Gerbil the Chinchilla, a nonbinary & post-op altersex fellow who wrote a book about the new form of surgery I was among the first to have, "Bigenital Revolution" (now available in digital download form, too!): microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... (Thanks, Lexi! 💗✨️)
microcosmpublishing.com
Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary... | Microcosm Publishing
Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yo! Hyde here, aka Gerbil the Chinchilla, a nonbinary & post-op altersex fellow who wrote a book about the new form of surgery I was among the first to have, "Bigenital Revolution" (now available in digital download form, too!): microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... (Thanks, Lexi! 💗✨️)
microcosmpublishing.com
Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary... | Microcosm Publishing
Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
your periodic reminder that, though the world at large may be cold, sad, and confusing, it also contains a chinchilla named Snoozles who really does sleep like this
A photo of a chinchilla dangling off the edge of a ledge in his cage, arms straight out in front of him, like Superman flying.
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
right back atcha
a person being hugged by a chinchilla. which looks like they're headbutting you, but I assure you, that's their way
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
not me having a new StaticProducers commish idea and quietly skimming all my artist moots to check for Open or Closed status like I'm about to call together The Pervert Avengers
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I scrolled upon this post THE VERY MOMENT I decided what I want my next Vincent commish to be, how did you do that 👀✨️ (also I don't know if you're offering them rn but this is me asking)
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
lolling at me forgetting the Friday upload schedule within the first week. lmaoing, even but here's MORE BENZIE CHAPTER 2 COMIC PAGES! With art by the amazing @shmoki.bsky.social ! Warnings: None in this batch. It *does* feature one of my favorite headcanons, tho :3c
Chapter 2, Page 5 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 6 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 7 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona fancomic.Chapter 2, Page 8 of "Work In Progress," a Hazbin Hotel Hellsona fancomic.
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Tomi Trembath @tomitrembath.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Good morning and happy Trans Day of Visibility, we have a new episode of Transcending Comics to celebrate! This one features an incredibly important story by @chinchillamajor.bsky.social (drawn by @jpawlik.com), and I’m excited to help share this with the world! youtu.be/F5URILuyp3s?... #TDOV
youtu.be
You May Need to Hear This (feat. Hyde Goltz)
YouTube video by Transcending Comics
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
[sees your user handle] ah, time to glom onto a fellow mind I guess X3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I should know, I just bought the standee a few days ago X3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP TO, THANK YOU X3
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this restored 50 HP for me, thank you oodles for the tag~ 👀💗✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
[spots StaticEel] hell yeah HELL YEAH (also, talky Vincent for the win~)
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
イベント終了後に、これをオンラインで購入することはできますか?👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
👀✨️
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
oh my god I think I know what this means and I will have never before clicked to buy a daki SO FAST 💕
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(did my email make it through?) :3c
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
don't TEMPT me, good sir 😈
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ChinchillaMajor (on indefinite hiatus) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
it's a living ✨️
media.tenor.com
a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth .
Alt: a close up of a Terminator's thumbs-up as it sinks into a pool of lava.
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