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@chilliebean.bsky.social
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Writer | Gamer | They/Them Icon by pugcrumbs.bsky.social You are not the bug, you are the patch

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 8h
A painting of a bird beside the text "I am witnessing some truly incredible bullshit"
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 20h
some of u bitches im afraid
a book titled "NOISY BABY ANIMALS" for children
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "who does shit like this?"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "is there any less stupid way to do this shit?"
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 08/10/2026
Old mate is always on some bullshit. Keep up with The Chaser by subscribing to our free newsletter: chaser.com.au/weakly
Image of Trump.

Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today - The Chaser
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "well, shit"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm backing away slowly from whatever the fuck this is"
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Option C: Back my kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/10/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING IDIOT"
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/10/2026
It's cold. You need a fuckin' blanket. eatf.art/blanket
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "fuck off, I'm not your mother"
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 06/10/2026
This is very neat, and a little bit of #queer history / culture. Alan Turing, the father of modern computing, wrote racy gay short stories with him as the protagonist. The story stems from his 1951 sexual encounter, which led to his arrest. 🧪🏳️‍🌈
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Alan Turing’s gay short story reveals ‘fun, cheeky’ man
A racy short story by the ‘father of modern computing’ rips up Alan Turing’s ‘isolated mathematician’ image, revealing a playful man overcoming trauma and defiantly embracing his homosexuality.
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE COMMENT IS GONE
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Evil Defeated
ALT: Evil Defeated
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Lio🌿@MCM Londong AA H-02 @kroovv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Critical Role ✨ #CriticalRole | #Art
An illustration of the cast of critical role season 4. From top left we have Julian a human man with long dark hair and an angry expression. Then Katagin ruggid human man with dark haik long hair hes looking out towards the viewer. Beside him is Teor a beast folk with the appearance of a large grey Lion with yellow eyes. On the row down from the left we Murray a dwarf with red hair and a beard braided across her chin. Tyranny a pink demon with white hair and goat eyes. Beside Tyranny is Wicander a human with minty blue hair and white markings on his face. Then next to him is Vaelus an elven woman with white hair and magical markings going up her face covered by chainmail. Down again from the Left is Azune a human man with red hair and a distinctive birthmark  that runs from his forehead and down the side of his face. Beside him is Occtis a gaunt human with dark hair with his pet fox Pin Cushion siting on his shoulder. Then there is Bolaire a personwith wild red hair and a spooky white mask. Then down and to the left again is Thaisha an Orc with curly dark hair. Then Thimble a pixie with green wings like a dragonfly then beside her is Hal, another orc with grey hair and a beard. They are surrounded by a golden frame decorated with Falcons
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 06/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I am truly honoured that you have chosen to share this bullshit with me"
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RadicalMGF @radicalmgf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Recession indicator
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
working 9 to 5
little doodle kitty with a post it tie and a post it suitcase
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best argument I've ever heard for universal basic income (UBI). "The reason we don't call that work is because it doesn't make rich people money." 🎤Craig Fay
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 06/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "are you done being a piece of shit?"
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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friends of the dickhead, who believed his car made other cars look “like little bitch hatchbacks”, say he is quietly wishing he had a little bitch hatchback right now. Read the full story: theshovel.com.au/2026/03/18/d...
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Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now — The Shovel
An Australian man who bought an American pick-up truck the size of a two-storey townhouse because he thought it would make him look tough, has pulled his head in a little after realising he may be spe...
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "imagine thinking that was some appropriate shit to say"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
sPoOoOkY eFfIn' bIrDs mErCh eatf.art/boo
A tote bag featuring an illustration of bird bones beside the text "I am a goddamned nightmare"
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "at this point you should just walk the fuck away"
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything Gremlins. Can't fucking stand Gizmo, evil popcorn ass motherfucker
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fic writer friends! Have you noticed a significant downturn in activity on new fics compared to a year ago? Or is it just my fandom? 😂
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "it's okay, thinking isn't for everybody"
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fic writer friends! Have you noticed a significant downturn in activity on new fics compared to a year ago? Or is it just my fandom? 😂
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 04/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "If everyone would stop waving their dicks around for ten seconds we could get some fucking work done"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 03/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "well excuse me for giving two fucks"
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TIL there’s a fish that lives in the lowest depths of the Congo River that has stunted growth, no color pigment, and no eyes. And locally it’s called “mondeli bureau,” which translates to “white man in an office” LMAO
A very small blind pasty white yellowish fish in the palm of someone’s hand. Lamprologus lethops, a fish that lives in the lower Congo River, is pale and blind like fish that dwell in caves deep underwater.
(Image credit: Courtesy of Melanie Stiassny)
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this months print club!
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guess who just received their first AO3 👐bot comment👐
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "get some original fuckin ideas already"
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now live! High Impact Collision, where canon Ashe and Cass come face-to-face with an Ashe and Cass who were never separated and run Deadlock together. A #Cashe fic. Incredibly explicit. archiveofourown.org/works/933996...
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High Impact Collision - Chapter 1 - ChillieBean - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 01/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "for the love of christ's balls"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 01/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "did you know that you can keep that shit to yourself"
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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Supporter sketch request! Moe Szyslak being made to walk the plank!
A graphite sketch of the Simpsons character Moe standing pigeon-toed at the end of the plank balanced over the edge of a pirate ship. His clothes are all torn up from some sort of earlier fracas and he's tugging nervously at what's left of his shirt collar as he looks down into the ocean water below, where sharks are gathering. The sea captain character is in the background on the deck of the ship, angrily brandishing a cutlass to force Moe to walk to his certain doom. Handsome Pete is also on deck, playing the concertina and doing a jig, as is his custom. Yarr.
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now live! High Impact Collision, where canon Ashe and Cass come face-to-face with an Ashe and Cass who were never separated and run Deadlock together. A #Cashe fic. Incredibly explicit. archiveofourown.org/works/933996...
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High Impact Collision - Chapter 1 - ChillieBean - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you were wrong to assume that i give a fuck about your opinion"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "actually that's the least cool shit I've ever seen"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this is great news if you're a fucking idiot"
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You are aware of some things but not other things, that's because you live in a bubble" That's everyone. That's literally everybody. If you have heard the Popular song but you don't know about the new Warhammer drop, you also live in a bubble it's just got more people in it.
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