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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 29/09/2026

I’d definitely be the Green Lantern who has to flip their ring around three times before getting it right in the charger.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 28/09/2026

I wonder how much of the dead/dying malls issue is less a result of online shopping and more of private equity pillaging retail companies.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 26/09/2026

How come there is no Nor’easter Bunny?

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 21/09/2026

A verification code but for dates to prove they are who they say they are.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 19/09/2026

An animal f*cker, a kid f*cker and a couch f*cker walk into a room. “Thank you all for coming to this week’s Presidential Cabinet meeting….”

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 15/09/2026

Sure McConnell looks like he’s got one foot in the grave but I’m betting he still makes more sense than Fetterman.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 13/09/2026

I guess it’s a coincidence that no GOP candidate has seemingly ever been asked to distance themselves from the comments of Rush Limbaugh or Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro or Nick Fuentes or Tomi Lehren or Benny Johnson or Candace Owens or Alex Jones or Megyn Kelly or Tim Pool or Matt Walsh et al.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 12/09/2026

I hate when podcasts try to pretend a live read is actually a segment on the show.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 06/09/2026

Getting sent Reels from certain friends is like homework being assigned to you. There will be a quiz later.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 04/09/2026

Karaoke is really just heterosexual drag shows with terrible costuming.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 08/08/2026

How much longer does Mitch McConnell have to be gone for until we can turn his Senate seat into a Halloween Spirit?

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 04/08/2026

If you’ve bribed this administration, stay in line! Your tariff payola will be distributed soon.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 17/07/2026

The mayor’s still Muslim Smoke has us barely alive Lettuce got our tummies bubblin’ Knicks in five

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WERRRK.com @werrrk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hot off the presses!!!

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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 12/07/2026

History and his creator will judge the former Senator from South Carolina but the fight for a more just future for all continues. Let's elect @drannieandrews.com for the people of SC and for us all with a Senate majority. I contributed this morning and I hope you will as well: drannieandrews.com

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 09/07/2026

Democrats who simply run on strongly opposing/stopping/regulating flock cameras and data/surveillance centers in their states or districts will win an incredibly substantial margin of seats in the upcoming midterms. Read the tea leaves @democrats.org!

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 02/07/2026

Supposedly the regime occupying the White House are really concerned about a low turnout for the 250th anniversary event on the 4th. I can say for sure that if a certain someone's heart gave out that day, there would be a guaranteed massive celebration.

static.klipy.com

Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day

Alt: Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 01/07/2026

A major reason why trans people in sports works as a wedge issue is because way too many delusional parents have convinced themselves that their untalented kids will get athletic scholarships for college and go on to play professional sports. This gives them a scapegoat when their kids flame out.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 30/06/2026

There are multiple members of this SCOTUS who need to be throughly investigated, tried and punished for their treasonous actions every bit as much as the President needs to be.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 11/06/2026

I'm so excited about our new @stephenking.bsky.social-centric, 12 part, year long feature by my friend @kevidently.bsky.social! It focuses on how a queer kid from suburbia, USA, discovered identity, sexuality, and self-acceptance through Stephen King!

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 10/06/2026

If I was a plastic surgeon, I'd refer to every scheduled breast implant surgery I did as "chest day".

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 30/05/2026

I wish EPCOT still had Kitchen Kabaret because I know Megan thee Scallion would have been an awesome anamatronic.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 25/05/2026

Everyone one of these softball interviews that Peter Thiel, Jeff Bezos and their ilk do are literally just the super villain revealing their plans as society is stuck in an unnecessarily slow moving death trap.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 25/05/2026

NYC elected Zohran Mamdani as Mayor. If LA elects Spencer Pratt as their Mayor, any rivalry debates about the two cities effectively ends.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 22/05/2026

Its so weird that Mayor Mamdani opted for childcare, snow removal, pothole filling and taxing 2nd homes before instituting Sharia Law like Fox News insisted he would.

media.tenor.com

a blue and white penguin with a yellow beak is waving

Alt: a blue and white penguin with a yellow beak is thinking

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 20/05/2026

He’s right. We’re not spending enough on guillotining megalomaniacs who hoard resources like they’re Smaug the dragon from “The Hobbit”.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 18/05/2026

Republicans will call everything slavery except for the fact that their great grand pappy owned other human beings.

lgbtqnation.com

GOP attorney general says surrogacy is unconstitutional: It's

One journalist called the comparison

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 14/05/2026

Chuck Schumer needs to be replaced as Senate Minority Leader, and it better be with someone who has the backbone and fighting spirit of a Waffle House third shift manager or we are wasting our time.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 08/05/2026

Can we just not with Hantavirus? I am not ready to debate the merits of Ivermectin again with C- biology students who are going to be citing ChatGPT as their source this time around.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 27/04/2026

I am far more concerned about how Megan thee Stallion is doing after being cheated on than I am about any member of this regime after yet another fake assassination attempt.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 27/04/2026

I can't wait to find out how many times last week the shooter's name was Google searched in the DC area.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

glad the press corps isn't alive to see this

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 22/04/2026

I climbed in the ring to break down my favorite looks at WrestleMania this year! Please do a queen (of the ring) a solid and share this article if you could! 💖

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 16/04/2026

62 million monthly visitors to a "rape academy" website.... I swear to god I could not blame women even slightly if they burned everything down to the ground and salted the earth.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 12/04/2026

Viktor Orban is lucky that JD Vance only cost him the election and not his life like he usually does! 🇭🇺

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 08/04/2026

So wait......a potential cease fire doesn't mean Iran's Lego videos will have to stop, does it??

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 07/04/2026

Easter has proven yet again that my judgement cannot be trusted around mashed potatoes.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 03/04/2026

I’m starting to think Party Rock isn’t in the house any more.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 02/04/2026

If this "Deep State" that MAGA cultists are obsessed with was actually real, this orange piece of shit would have been dead a long time.

media.tenor.com

a green heartbeat monitor shows a heartbeat going through the heart

Alt: a green heartbeat monitor shows a heartbeat flatlining

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 31/03/2026

I really wish every newscast I watch didn't feel like the progressively worse montage of clips they show at the beginning of apocalyptic movies.

media.tenor.com

a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near

Alt: Homer Simpsons wearing a sign that says the end is near

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 22/03/2026

Hey gang, do you all want me to act shocked for my @bsky.app surprise birthday party today or what? 💁‍♀️ Also, in lieu of presents, please follow my labor of love, @werrrk.bsky.social on here please! 🎁

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 22/03/2026

I feel like dude bros hitting themselves with hammers is a self-solving problem.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 21/03/2026

In light of Robert Mueller's passing, it is a good time to revisit the Mueller Report 🧵 1. It explicitly stated that it "does not exonerate" Donald Trump. 2. The lack of decision to charge or not charge in the Mueller Report was largely due to DOJ policy to not indict a sitting president. .....

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 14/03/2026

So in light of us causing massive environmental damage by blowing gas refineries sky high in the Middle East, can we at least stop with the facade of paper straws?

media.tenor.com

a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white

Alt: a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 08/03/2026

It is new levels of insane, even for this regime, that our Senate and House Republicans (and Fetterman) are SO compromised that he is allowed to undertake military actions on MULTIPLE fronts without a declaration from Congress or even a single constraint on these actions.

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Chiffon Dior @chiffondior.com · 05/03/2026

Alexa play "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"

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